• Stuck outside due to HAZMAT
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Convince people that there's some sort of terrorist incident responsible for this.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;22616785]Convince people that there's some sort of terrorist incident responsible for this.[/QUOTE] [u][i][b]"IT'SH A CONSHPIRASHY!!!"[/b][/i][/u] /caps
Have you heard of walking? You don't need a motor vehicle to take you everywhere.
Or maybe aliens. Tell them it was aliens.
You done gone fucked up
[QUOTE=keatinator;22617534]Have you heard of walking? You don't need a motor vehicle to take you everywhere.[/QUOTE] But he's American
You idiot!
[QUOTE=ComboTroop;22615406]Why the fuck did you say "one dollar" as soon as someone asked... For some ice cream... Especially a "hot" girl. You have wasted the chance. :geno:[/QUOTE] Read the description and it will answer your question. There is always another chance too, you would know that if you actually had a social life. There's always another chance unless you kill her...
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a7l9DZaX8Pg/Swv5LHLauUI/AAAAAAAAAbk/5_Ac2qT-tc8/s1600/ceda.jpg[/img] Watch out, they're fireproof.
[QUOTE=Watevaman;22615230]You should travel into the basement and irradiate yourself with chlorine. Get superpowers.[/QUOTE] You must be joking, right?
Offer someone some water and laugh as they drink it. If they ask what's so funny say they are drinking the contamination. Good way to get friends.
Forward the river.
[QUOTE=Agent766;22615623]Chlorine isn't radioactive. Was it for the pool? And is it chlorine gas? No one should be using that shit anymore.[/QUOTE] Chlorine isn't me.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;22619705]Forward the river.[/QUOTE] ford?
[QUOTE=radioactive;22619729]Chlorine isn't me.[/QUOTE] hahaha hilarious. the epitome of humor.
They've found your lab, run while you can.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;22619767]ford?[/QUOTE] No.
You should of said "one dollar, wait never mind yours is free :smug:"
blame obama
[QUOTE=evilweazel;22619705]Forward the river.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Simples;22615330]Give ice cream to HAZMAT, after they've consumed it, say " it doesn't matter that it was next to the leak, right?"[/QUOTE] This and video tape the response.
Oportunity to become a super hero!
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22618328]You must be joking, right?[/QUOTE] No he's completely serious. You should try it. Drink some of it and mix it with ammonia.
Aww poor hot girl. You coulda got laid later that night.
the only solution is to shove the ice cream in between her teet and lick it
Icecream bars from a store aren't for individual retail sale. Nestle is gonna send someone to whack you within the hour.
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Wait, you went across the street to buy ice cream? And tried to sell it to people on your side of the street? What. This doesn't make sense.
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22618328]You must be joking, right?[/QUOTE] WELL...the chlorine gas would contain some chlorine isotopes, so you'd get a little radiation.... But the not offering free ice-cream to hot girls makes no sense.
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22618328]You must be joking, right?[/QUOTE] No, I'm pretty sure he's dead serious, chlorine is pretty fucking radioactive man.
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