[QUOTE=Zeke129;22622070][img_thumb]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/46b600postpost.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
He said he was using a phone
[QUOTE=Master117;22615157]some hot girl asked if she could have some, to which i responded without thinking, "one dollar" to which she looked at me awkardly and said "I don't have any money" and walked away.
So now i am all alone with boxes of ice cream that is melting, girl-less, and posting this from my phone.[/QUOTE]
Be a damn gentleman next time.
[QUOTE=MRTW113;22623544]He said he was using a phone[/QUOTE]
and it needs moar ice cream. And more unhappiness. And moar people. This picture is severely lacking in detail.
goddamn it zeke
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/facepunch12.jpg[/IMG]
You could have gotten huge brownie points for providing your complex with free ice cream.
You could have been some body.
Caulk the Wagon
Why the fuck is chlorine leaking out of your basement anyways? What use does an apartment building have for chlorine!
its probably a terrorist attack but they just told you its chlorine so people dont panic
[QUOTE=fskman;22624548]Why the fuck is chlorine leaking out of your basement anyways? What use does an apartment building have for chlorine![/QUOTE]
This.
If you talk to the HAZMAT crew, ask what the fuck the chlorine was doing there.
[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22618328]You must be joking, right?[/QUOTE]
Yes...
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[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;22621451]No he's completely serious. You should try it. Drink some of it and mix it with ammonia.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Linda: In what has become a holiday tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia.
Morbo: There were no survivors.
Linda: [Chuckles] Takes all kinds.
[/QUOTE]
You've got 9 cardboard boxes to store your ice cream in. Don't worry, they are good insulators.
[QUOTE=watehfreak;22625731]You've got 9 cardboard boxes to store your [B]ice cream[/B] in. Don't worry, they are good insulators.[/QUOTE]
Eat.
Fucking.
Everything.
that sucks ass I wouldn't mind if something like that happened, it would force me to get out of my house. Under your circumstances, however, that would suck
Lol, people here actually thought that if he had offered free ice cream to an attractive woman, he was going to get laid.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;22627171]Lol, people here actually thought that if he had offered free ice cream to an attractive woman, he was going to get laid.[/QUOTE]
No, it's simply a dick thing to do to charge for second hand purchased icecream.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;22627248]No, it's simply a dick thing to do to charge for second hand purchased icecream.[/QUOTE]
Well, I wouldn't go that far. Just lower the food-tax accordingly to the customer's BMI and gender.
[img]http://fallingawake.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/newman.jpg[/img]
...How else are you going to make a buck?
My brother works for HAZMAT, I'll yell at him for you
Unfortunately for you
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;22628427]Well, I wouldn't go that far. Just lower the food-tax accordingly to the customer's BMI and gender.
[img]http://fallingawake.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/newman.jpg[/img]
...How else are you going to make a buck?[/QUOTE]
Hauling empty bottles to Michigan in a mail truck.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;22627248]No, it's simply a dick thing to do to charge for second hand purchased icecream.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but if it makes you money, then it makes you money. If the OP was deceiving them in some shape or form then sure, I would consider that to be a dick move, but all the OP is doing is trying to sell some icecream. The people know exactly what they're buying and it's up to them whether they want it or not, evidently most of them don't because otherwise the OP wouldn't be stuck with them.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;22623711]Be a damn gentleman next time.[/QUOTE]
Why should girls get ice-cream just because they're girls? You sexist jerk, this is what feminists are fighting against all over the world. Get with the 21st century man.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;22629168]Why should girls get ice-cream just because they're girls? You sexist jerk, this is what feminists are fighting against all over the world. Get with the 21st century man.[/QUOTE]
Because girls have vaginas.
And vaginas are good.
[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;22629034]Yeah but if it makes you money, then it makes you money. If the OP was deceiving them in some shape or form then sure, I would consider that to be a dick move, but all the OP is doing is trying to sell some icecream. The people know exactly what they're buying and it's up to them whether they want it or not, evidently most of them don't because otherwise the OP wouldn't be stuck with them.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but who would actually buy icecream from him if he bought the icecream from a store across the road.
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22629493]Because girls have vaginas.
And vaginas are good.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/the_more_you_know2.jpg[/img]
Also, great fuck up, OP.
Dig a hole in the ground and fuck that.
OP had an action packed day!
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;22633758]Yeah but who would actually buy icecream from him if he bought the icecream from a store across the road.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps the sight of it laid out in front of you would've been more appealing.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;22633758]Yeah but who would actually buy icecream from him if he bought the icecream from a store across the road.[/QUOTE]
They don't, which is why it isn't selling.
Being an idiot doesn't make him a dick.
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