Not exactly an ASL but I think it counted.
[quote]Stranger: guy 18 m is looking for a horny girl with kik ;)
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: are u drunk ?
You: GET AWAY FROM ME MONSTER
You: PEW PEW
You: BACK OFF
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
16 9mm.
[quote]You: Hey.
Stranger: asl
You: OH NO
You: NOT AGAIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
And I guess that's death if they disconnect before you shoot them.
NEW IDEA-
You need to shoot for every time they enter text, if they disconnect before you can shoot you're dead.
Also, you have to ask them what specific amount of ammo they will give you, and it's a maximum of 30 to keep things somewhat scarce.
You can also ask them for food. No matter how much food they say they give you, you get 3 meals. You need a meal after every other "encounter".
You start with 10 meals.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi asl
You: die zombie
You: pew pew
You: Pew pew
Stranger: Rawr
Stranger: Hell hounds inbound
You: Pew pew
You: Pew pew
Stranger: Theres a nuke grab it
You: Pew pew
You: *Takes and throws nuke*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Great.No bullets left,and i had to sacrifice a perfectly good nuke in order to save myself.
[editline]22nd September 2012[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: You a survivor?
Stranger: what
You: Are you a zombie or not?
Stranger: im not
You: Ok good
Stranger: are you?
You: Nope
You: Got any ammo to spare? I'm all out
Stranger: oh i got tons
You: Could i have some?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh god bless you
Stranger: (:
You: 40 bullets will be fine
Stranger: sounds goood,
You: *Takes bullets*Thank you so much
Stranger: youre welcome, do i get anything in return
You: Sure
You: Lef me check what i have...
Stranger: ok
You: Any interest in an armored car?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
Ah,it seems that the winds have turned in my favor-and I got to keep my armored car,too. :3
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, are you a survivor too?
Stranger: yes i survived the ww2 bombings did you?
You: The ASL'ers are growing in population
You: Ah, yes, they were horrific. But now there are ASL zombies
Stranger: like fleas on a husky
You: Fitting metaphor, you got any ammo to spare? They're getting tougher
Stranger: dude i own my on armory
Stranger: come on
Stranger: its in a mall ;)
You: Holy crimety, nice.
You: Hopefully it won't end up like in Dawn of the Dead
Stranger: me to but i got a big van for a get away
You: If it does, they may just manage to take everything from us. Our Age, our sex, even our location.
You: Ah, an escape vehicle.
Stranger: dude your awesome XD
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: is covered with the disconnect botten
You: Disconnect button? I thought only ASL'ers could use such a tool
You: Since the only way to kill them is to make them disconnect
You: If someone starts a conversation with "asl" you must shoot at them by saying "pewpew" until they disconnect
You: Pray you don't run out of ammo before they do
Stranger: dude your my hero no homo XD
You: I'm just trying to survive the Brave New World
Stranger: together*
Stranger: and finish them off forever
You: Yes, it may just take the Power of Friendship to drive them back to Dark Space, or something like that
Stranger: true we can use the spam cannon to make them submit
Stranger: k man my the pew be with you 
You: And with you too, godspeed.
Stranger: bye my friend never give in fight threw[/quote]
There is hope for our forsaken ASL world yet.
[editline]22nd September 2012[/editline]
[quote]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Oh god, zombie!
You: pewpew
You: pewpew
Stranger: 19 us
You: Noo, get back foul demon!
You: pewpew
Stranger: I did thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/U03vU0[/url]
You: Liar!
You: pewpew
Stranger: rate my webcam vid and tell me if i look sexy?
You: I'll do it in hell, best!
You: pewpew
You: pewpew
Stranger: hmm u think i look sexy on it?
You: pewpew[/quote]
Close one.
[B]You: Hey.
Stranger: heyy
You: Are you a survivor?
You: I need some ammo please.
Stranger: im horny
You: I'll give you sex for food?
You: Okay?
You: Hello...?
You have disconnected.[/B]
I can only assume he stripped naked and ran into the woods.
I shall never have his food...
[B]You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: AGH OH NO
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: DON'T COME ANY CLOSER
You: GET AWAY
Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/QnuQw8[/url]
You: PEW PEW
You: I WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOUR WEBCAM VID GET AWAY
Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid
You: PEW PEW
You: BEFORE I HAVE TO WASTE ANY MORE AMMO
Stranger: hmm u think i look sexy on it?
You: NOOO STOP
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: i'm getin bored
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: g2g now, cya
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
Down to 13 ammo, 9 meals left now.
Let's hope my luck is better next time.
[B]
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi!
Stranger: Why so enthusiastic?
You: I'm just glad to see someone that isn't an ASL zombie.
Stranger: Weird.
You: Care to trade supplies? I've got 13 9mm bullets left and I'm a little down on food. I could use some ammo. What have you got?
Stranger: Is this a joke. Wow. I'm not up for this.
You: Wait!
Stranger: What.
You: Please? Please, just some supplies.
You: I'm begging you.
Stranger: This is weird.
You: Please just give me some ammo, I'll die out there.
Stranger: Let it be.
Stranger: If you're meant to live, you'll run into someone more generous than me soon.
You: Fine, but you'll need this. Clearly you don't know about the hordes.
You: [bestows one bullet]
Stranger: You are insane. Typical.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
Down another bullet to 12, but I probably saved their life.
[B]You: Hey.
Stranger: hey
You: Care to trade supplies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
Some people don't like the idea of trading with strangers.
Down to 8 meals now. Let's just hope the next isn't one of them...
[B]You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: period
Stranger: with authority!!
You: awww yeah
You: Say...
You: Do you have any supplies to spare?
You: I could use some bullets and rations.
Stranger: here take this crowbar
Stranger: and chips
Stranger: if you have any
You: You want chips?
Stranger: no isn't that a quote from chicken little
You: I did not see chicken little.
You: Nor do I plan to, those movieplexes are packed with zeds.
You: [Takes crowbar]
Stranger: Gordon freemans outta there
You: But really, do you have any food?
You: I'll run out soon without it.
You: Please? I'll give you a 9mm bullet, it's all I can spare.
Stranger: ahhhh noooo
Stranger: take this spam
You: Thanks man, you're a lifesaver.
Stranger: no prob
You: Careful out there! I hear google's borders are getting weaker by the minute- soon facepunch will be the only stronghold left.
You: Bye.
Stranger: peece
Stranger: bro
Stranger: it was an epic one
You: verily.
You have disconnected.[/B]
This one spoke strangely, but I'm up to 12 meals and a shiny new crowbar, which I'll use on my next encounter.
Somehow, many are oblivious to the ASLpocalypse that tears at the world around them. Perhaps they seek solace in ignorance, knowing that all is bleak?
Still, it seems I may survive another day.
[B]You: Hello.
Stranger: hi asl
You: THWACK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
Two uses on my crowbar and 11 meals to go.
[B]You: Good evening!
Stranger: asl
You: THWACK
You: WHANK
You: THWONK
You: DONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B]
Only one use to go before this thing is useless.
To Be Continued.
NEXT TIME:
New rule. When you encounter a survivor who refuses to trade or speak with you, you can kill them in the same way as an ASL zombie for two bullets and one meal.
This provides a defenite but unreliable source of food, as it might not yield as much as you spend (In bullets) and trading is more effective.
Oh my god, I'm going to have so much fun with this.
I died :c
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Hello.
You: Have...
Stranger: asl
You: you seen them?
You: Oh no
You: *pulls out 9mm*
You: Im sorry.
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: I dead people
You: *pow pow*
You: die you fucking undead freak!
Stranger: I see dead people
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: I'm not undead bitch
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: I'm a medium
You: this is the hardest zombie I've ever had to deal with D:
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: Omg ur a fucken nerd
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: But seriously I'm a medium. No joke
You: Die already
You: *pow pow*
You: *reload*
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: U have no life. And if u were smart. You would realize that zombies don't speak
You: *pow pow*
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: *pounces on you and rapes you* mmmm baby
You: *POW POW*
You: *POW POW POW POW*
Stranger: *takes your gun a tosses it. Start humping you and making out with you*
You: *grabs gun back*
You: *shoots self*
You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: Do you have any supplies for trade?
Stranger: um no, why?
You: Are you infected?
Stranger: NO
You: Ok
You: I need to do the test
You: What is 5+5?
Stranger: 10
You: Ok
You: You're good clean.
You: Do you have any supplies for trade?
Stranger: u just asked that. NO
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes im sure
You: Can you double check?
You: I really need some bandages.
Stranger: stranger, i know i dont have any
You: But
You: I was bitten.
You: You gotta help me!
Stranger: bitten by WHAT??
You: *coughs*
You: You must... find
You: some hydrogen peroxide.
You: Please strangerr...
Stranger: ur most like too far away anyway
Stranger: likely*
You: I'm... turning... into one of them.
You: Goodbye fellow fri...riend.
You: afjgjkf
You: adskgkisgjgsj
You: assllllll
You: aaaaaassssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: *bites Stranger*
Stranger: lol ur funny![/quote]
[QUOTE=Xieneus;37766674][/QUOTE]
Why would you bite him, you'd just take his age sex and location.
Doesn't /b/ do something like this?
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/39f4836d0006aa8b11b685fdee9243be.png[/IMG]
I found another survivor and tried to trade with them.
[quote]You: Hey
Stranger: Hi.
You: Got any spare ammo?
You: I came across a few too many ghouls a while back.
Stranger: I dunno. Can I trust you?
You: Definitely! I'm not infected!
Stranger: Then what is that blood on your jacket? It's red. Human. That means you've been killing people or you've been bitten...
You: I swear man, I just came across a few too many zombies. Please, do you got any spare rations?
Stranger: Dude, back up, okay? Take your gun outta my face.
You: Okay, okay. I'll leave you alone. Just don't follow me.
Stranger: No need to tell me twice. Here, have a bag of chips I found.
You: Thanks, man. Be safe out here.
Stranger: You to. But clean yourself up. Make yourself less suspicious.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
They shared some food with me and I left, ran back into the darkness.
Came across another lone person.
[quote]You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Got any spare ammo you'd like to trade?
Stranger: i got fb add mee :)
You: Too many zombies out tonight.
Stranger: ill give you some 50 caliber bullets
Stranger: (Their Facebook Link)
You: Thanks, survivor. Stay safe.
Stranger: you to.
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
More friendly than the last. But I have some 50. caliber ammo now, don't think I've got a use for this yet.
I thought I saw another survivor up ahead, shouldn't have called out to them.
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hey!
Stranger: asl
You: Oh god!
You: Pew
You: Pew
You: Die zombie!
You: Pew
You: Pew
You: Pew pew pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
This is too much fun!
How bout this,
For a special weapon that can let you evade an asl'er without using up any ammo, you have to convince a fellow survivor to say something that will make him look like an ass. Like, you have to ask the other survivor to call himself a faggot or something. That way the weapon is rare, and less people are willing to do it.
[quote]You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u ?
You: Great, I could use some extra ammo. Only got 20.
You: Got 10 more?
Stranger: how ?
You: Easy. We trade. I can suck your dick. You give me 10 rounds.
Stranger: k
Stranger: let me try
Stranger: yes i got 10 more
You: 10 9mm's for a joint. Perfect trade.
You: Thanks mate.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[B]WE CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY AFTER MEETING AN INDIAN SURVIVOR[/B]
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Whatup playa
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: yes
You: Awesome.
You: Got any weapons like a sword or something?
You: I got 30 rounds, could trade you 10 bullets for a sword.
Stranger: sorry i need my sword.
You: Well shit, try to stay safe from the ASL zombies.
You: Nice meeting ya, but I gotta run. Can't let those sneaky bastards find me.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[B]I seem to run into quite a lot of survivors. I think I'm in a safer part of town a-[/B]
[quote]You: If they say something else, they're a survivor like you and me.
You: Well I got 10 rounds, you can have those.
You: I can give you a .38 revolver too.
Stranger: thannks appreciate it
You: If you shoot a zombie, you gotta say "BLAM" or something like it in chat
You: Once you run out of rounds
You: and they won't leave
You: you die.
Stranger: BLAM
You: YO WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON YOUR SIDE
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[B]GOD DAMN BANDITS[/B]
[QUOTE=]You: Helloooo
Stranger: Message from Omegle: This user (20/F/USA) is in Nudity Mode. Enter "accept" if you are at least 18 years old.
You: Oh no
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: ACCEPT MY BULLETS IN YOUR CHEST ZOMBIE SCUM
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: Thank you for confirmation. To enter the Nudity Mode, simply switch to to our adult version of the chat -> (spam)
You: RETREAT[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bigfoot;37770372][/QUOTE]
That one is pretty funny!
Anyone have a log where you, or the other person gets mugged?
[quote]You: Hey
Stranger: hellooo.. \(^O^)/
You: You a survivor?
Stranger: lol..
You: got any weapons to spare?
You: seriously I'm in need
Stranger: wth?
You: haven't you heard of the ASLapocalypse?
You: the asl zombies are everywhere
You: I need a weapon first, got one?
Stranger: lol..
Stranger: no..
Stranger: sorry dude..
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im invinsible
You: die you unhelpful bastard
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
Stranger: literally
You: where the fuck are you
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: where did I even get this gun with so many bullets
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
Stranger: cant see me :p
You: pew pew
You: god dammit where is this fucker
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
You: pew
You: I'm all out
Stranger: haha..
Stranger: good..
Stranger: dont ya know? im a ninja
Stranger: got ninja moves
You: got a blade i can use?
You: i'm in need bro
Stranger: cant have it :p
You: even a knife bro
You: anything
Stranger: im a girl -____-
You: bitch be trippin
You: i cant see you with yo ninja moves nigga
Stranger: lol.. u so gay
You: bitch suck my dick
You: and give me your sabre
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote]
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: asl??
You: OH GOD NO
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
Stranger: stop....
You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: you slimy cunt
You: kick kick
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote]
[quote]You: survivior?
Stranger: no
You: fuck
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
Stranger: Eye of the Tiger
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
You: punch punch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
seriously In need of some survivors, been so long without a weapon
[quote] Stranger: hey
You: Hey! Do you have any spare ammo?
Stranger: ammo for what gun?
You: All I have is this 9mm
You: A melee weapon would be nice for a backup
Stranger: How about a crowbar?
You: Fuck yeah! Gordon Freemaning this.
Stranger: Preparing for a zombie apocalypse?
You: Obviously.
You: The ASL plague is on the rise.
Stranger: Only the prepared will survive
You: Indeed
You: Hey, thanks for the crowbar, I'm gonna be headin out. Hope we cross paths in the future.
You: Good luck.
Stranger: Good hunting. [/quote]
First log went well
got a crowbar!
Hell we need to implent more mechanics into this - like a way to die
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
How bout we implent like food. Each encounter consumes 1 food, survivors can give food. If you have 0 food for 2 enounters you are dead.
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
meeting only survivors so far
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
[quote]You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl??
You: God
You: not again
You: pew pew
Stranger: do hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
Headshot bitches
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
[quote]
You: Hi
Stranger: hey :3 kik/ f?
You: What the hell? Is that a new species?
[/quote]
[quote]
NEW IDEA-
You need to shoot for every time they enter text, if they disconnect before you can shoot you're dead.
Also, you have to ask them what specific amount of ammo they will give you, and it's a maximum of 30 to keep things somewhat scarce.
You can also ask them for food. No matter how much food they say they give you, you get 3 meals. You need a meal after every other "encounter".
You start with 10 meals.[/quote]
Now using these rules
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
[quote]You: I fled from Seattle
You: it is overrun
You: I made a long walk. Was hard
You: Nearly out of food now
Stranger: I'm sure it was. OP's a faggot, get your ammo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[b]AWKWARD[/b]
[QUOTE=] You: Hello
Stranger: alter geschlecht ort
You: Argh
You: pew pew
Stranger: hallo
You: pew pew
Stranger: bist du verrückt?
You: pew pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE]
[b]The infection has reached Germany..[/b]
[QUOTE=BlueAVS;37785690][b]The infection has reached Germany..[/b][/QUOTE]
Oh god!
Nuke it from orbit! its the only way to be sure!
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20m
You: Uh oh
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew
You: pew[/quote]
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello there
You: Hey,
You: I need your help
Stranger: How r u doin?
You: I need some ammo or metal pipes, if you are willing to trade
Stranger: Sure
You: What have you got?
You: I know these are dire times for both of us
Stranger: I got what u need
You: Have you got any close range melee weapons?
[/quote]
Not sure if the first one counts as asl but close enough for being a zombie. Also gained some ammo!
Oh, god...
Omegle never had so much fun. :v:
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hello asl ?
You: Are you a su-...
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER[/QUOTE]
Downed one pretty fast
[QUOTE]
You: Hello? Are you a survivor?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m22 with kik
Stranger: u
You: What? Are. You. A. Survivor?
Stranger: r u a a
Stranger: asl
You: No! FUCK
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: DIE YOU BASTARD
You: GET BACK YOU VILE SPAWN OF SATAN!
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: suck mu soxk[/QUOTE]
He was speaking some kind of code, I've yet to decipher it.
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hi
You: Hello? Are you a survivor?
Stranger: yes . . . .
Stranger: im alive . . .
You: Thank god, do you have any ammo?
Stranger: you ?
Stranger: just one shell
You: I'm doing well, just running low on ammo, do you have yo-.. Ah crap
You: I'm in the same boat, I've got hardly any.
Stranger: have you any women ?
Stranger: ours got eaten
You: I've not seen a woman for a good five months, my wife got devoured by those bastard zombie.
Stranger: sorry dude
You: My condolences, I have to move on, keep moving and all. Good luck, don't get eaten out there. *tips his hat*[/QUOTE]
I found another survivor, he was in worse condition than me.
[QUOTE]
You: Hello, are you a survivor?
Stranger: fcgvbhjnmkl,;.'/
Stranger: of?
Stranger: survivor of tiger attack
Stranger: yes
You: What? The Zombie apocalypse!!
Stranger: Are you serious?
You: Yes, entirely.
Stranger: Oh.. any advice ?
You: Keep moving, and by the love of God, keep your eyes out for.. them.
You: What they do, is murmur "asl", if they do, you have to shoot, keep shooting until they've been downed.
Stranger: What if I just keep living in my flat
You: You might be safe. I hope.
You: Do you have any ammo I can have?
Stranger: I have bad news
You: I'm running low, unfortunately.
Stranger: I just got infected
You: O-...
You: What?!
You: Oh God no!
You: NO NO!
You: Close your eyes, I'll end the pain.
Stranger: CRAP it came from nowhere
Stranger: my sister
You: I'm so sorry.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: first symptoms
Stranger: I dont know if I have much time left
You: I'll stay with you.
You: Until, time comes.
You: It will be painless.
Stranger: I hope
Stranger: *turns into zombie*
You: *raises his gun, taking aim*
You: I'm sorry, brave solider.
Stranger: *bites you*
You: PE-...
You: AHHHH NO!!!!!
Stranger: *growl growl*[/QUOTE]
I need an antidote!
[QUOTE]
Stranger: 17 m usa (:
You: HELP!
You: I'VE BEEN INFECTED
Stranger: lol okay!
You: I NEED THE ANTIDOTE!
You: Oh God tell me you have one?!
Stranger: you are crazy.
You: JUST PASS ME A FUCKING ANTIDOTE!
Stranger: insane mf
You: GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE BEFORE I CHANGE!!
Stranger: change? into what?
You: A fucking zombie!!
Stranger: haha shit
Stranger: you are an idiot[/QUOTE]
I'M CHANGING as-..
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: DAMN
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
My first encounter...
[QUOTE]You: hey
Stranger: Heyyy there
You: you a survivor?
Stranger: Of...???
You: the ASLpocalypse
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Lol
You: ah good, any chance you can spare some 9mm bullets?
You: maybe a weapon?
Stranger: No. i'd die. And I need them
You: fuck not just a handful?
Stranger: Ummm no xD
You: dude give me all your fucking bullets or i'll blow your brains out
Stranger: :o fine and im a girl bruhh
You: good, how many bullets we talking?
You: 10? 20?
Stranger: 15
You: alright thanks
Stranger: No problem
You: safe travels, blow those asl fucks to hell
Stranger: Will do
You: *salute*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
Had to use some force here, but got what I needed in the end.
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hey! 23 male usa here.
What is a random fact about yourself?
You: hey
You: im looking for weapons and ammo
You: you got any?
Stranger: what kinda weapons?
You: anything man
Stranger: i got a compound and arrows
You: sweet how many arrows
Stranger: like 10 with good tips + 20ish target tips
You: ok thanks man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
This bow is helpful as fuck, TWANG scares off asl'ers more than PEW PEW by far.
[QUOTE]You: hey
Stranger: hey asl?
You: TWANG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: male or female
You: PEW
Stranger: ?
You: PEW
You: IT WONT DIE
Stranger: do you have a disabilty
You: PEW
You: GODDAMNED ZEDS
You: NOT DIEING
Stranger: are you a random gamer or somthing
You: PEW
You: MY GOD THAT'S 4 BULLETS AND IT WONT DIE
Stranger: yep uhhh By
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
4 rounds wasted on one.
[QUOTE]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Hello.
You: PEW
[/QUOTE]
5 rounds. I need to encounter a survivor, and soon.
[Quote]
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: PEW
Stranger: i'm 19 US
You: PEW
Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/TQKu89[/url]
You: PEW
Stranger: rate my webcam vid and tell me if i look sexy?
You: PEW
You: WHY WON'T YOU DIE
You: MY GOD DIE ALREADY
Stranger: hmm ya think I look sexy on it?
You: NO DEAR GOD PEW
Stranger: omegle is getin boring
You: PEW
Stranger: g2g now, cya
You: PEW
[/quote]
Lets see. 5 plus 7 is 12. I only have 8 shots left.
[quote]
Select Language​▼
20,124 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey 14m usa
You: Quick, are you a survior?
You: I'm looking for Vault Facepunch and I need ammo and directions.
You: I've already wasted 12 on some ASLombies
You: You died didn't you. The ASLombies got ye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
He died young. I'll miss him.
[quote]
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Quick, are you a survivor?
You: I need to know.
You: The ASLombies are approaching quick.
You: I need bullets and food.
Stranger: lol
You: And directions to Vault Facepunch.
You: This is no laughing matter! If they get me and I waste my last 8 bullets I'm done for!
Stranger: guessing you don't want me to say asl
You: You got infected?
[/quote]
He must have bled out. He never replied.
I like to listen to this while doing this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO4rr5wKhE[/media]
[quote]You: Hello?
Stranger: Hello
You: Oh good.
You: Another survivor.
You: I need some ammo.
You: Microfusion cells if you have it.
Stranger: :D you are actually the first /b/either I met
You: OH SHIT!
You: Wussup
Stranger: /b/rother*
You: Actualy I aint from 4chan.
You: But close enough
Stranger: A fagot. Just to fill you up:)
You: So what's good man?
Stranger: Not much, how's hunting?
You: Good good.
You: aslombies are tough sons of bitches.
Stranger: They are:) and they keep respawning
You: Yeah man.
You: Somebody gave me a fucking claymore.
You: The fuck am I gonna do with this.
Stranger: Where did you come from?
You: Vault Facepunch.
Stranger: Plant it and wait for the Asl
You: I meant the sword, not the explosive.
Stranger: Got to pay that a visit, never heard of it before
Stranger: Ah ok
You: Let me mark it on your map.
You: [url]http://facepunch.com/[/url]
Stranger: Just use it in case you run out of ammo
You: there you go.
Stranger: Thanks fellow survivor:)
You: Wellp, better get back to it!
You: See you on the other side.
Stranger: Good hunting
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Friendly and filled my Wattz 2000 up for me too.
What a nice chap.
[quote]You: Hello?
Stranger: hey
You: Oh good, another survivor!
You: Do you have any ammo or weapons on you?
Stranger: wtf?
You: The aslombies are everywhere man!
You: I need supplies!
You: Come on, don't hold out on me.
Stranger: lol dude u got somthing wrong with u
You: What?
You: No I don't!
You: You are going to get eaten!
Stranger: really now?
You: Here look.
You: I have a 9mm, it has about 4 shots in it.
You: Take it.
You: When someone says "asl"
You: shoot them
You: if they don't then ask for ammo
You: Good hunting.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
What an idiot! He'll never survive another day!
Let's hope what I've given him can help.
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hello?
You: You got any spare ammo?
You: Maybe a blunt object?
Stranger: asl
You: SHIT!
You: *ZAP*
You: *ZAP*
You: *Slices aslombie up with claymore sword.*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Boy that was close!
[quote]Stranger: asl
You: Oh crap!
You: *ZAP*
You: *ZAP*
You: DIE ASLOMBIE SCUM!
You: *ZAP*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Seven shots left.
Hope I get some ammo soon.
First time i try this and i die. Fuck everything.
[quote]You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: are you a survivor
Stranger: asl
You: PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: DIEEE
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: 19 US
You: STOP U BRAINLESS FUCKER
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/PgvXOA[/url]
You: PEW PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: WHY WONT YOU STOP
Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
You: FUCK IM RUNNING LOW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: IM ALL OUT HEEEEEEELLLLLP
You: SOMEONE
You: PLS
Stranger: hmm ya think I look sexy on it?
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[code]
Stranger: heyy 17 f
You: blam
Stranger: what
You: blam
Stranger: blam
You: pew
[/code]
Guys the zombie shot back what do?
[QUOTE=amazer97;37792202]
Guys the zombie shot back what do?[/QUOTE]
[b]KILL IT WITH [highlight]FIRE!!![/highlight][/b]
[quote]Stranger: m, looking for female with kik to help me with my 9inch cock
You: Hey.
You: Oh.
You: God.
You: BOSS ZOMBIE!
You: PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: Hey.
You: You bitten?
Stranger: looking for gays
You: I-
You: What?
Stranger: u gay?
You: No, I'm not.
Stranger: m?
You: Are you-
You: No.
You: Nonono.
You: You're infected.
Stranger: f?
You: GET OFF!
You: PEW
Stranger: haha
You: PEW
You: PEW
You: DIE, DAMN IT!
You: PEW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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