• ASLapocalypse - Omegle Survival Horror
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Not exactly an ASL but I think it counted. [quote]Stranger: guy 18 m is looking for a horny girl with kik ;) You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: are u drunk ? You: GET AWAY FROM ME MONSTER You: PEW PEW You: BACK OFF You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] 16 9mm. [quote]You: Hey. Stranger: asl You: OH NO You: NOT AGAIN Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] And I guess that's death if they disconnect before you shoot them. NEW IDEA- You need to shoot for every time they enter text, if they disconnect before you can shoot you're dead. Also, you have to ask them what specific amount of ammo they will give you, and it's a maximum of 30 to keep things somewhat scarce. You can also ask them for food. No matter how much food they say they give you, you get 3 meals. You need a meal after every other "encounter". You start with 10 meals.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi asl You: die zombie You: pew pew You: Pew pew Stranger: Rawr Stranger: Hell hounds inbound You: Pew pew You: Pew pew Stranger: Theres a nuke grab it You: Pew pew You: *Takes and throws nuke* Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Great.No bullets left,and i had to sacrifice a perfectly good nuke in order to save myself. [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hey You: You a survivor? Stranger: what You: Are you a zombie or not? Stranger: im not You: Ok good Stranger: are you? You: Nope You: Got any ammo to spare? I'm all out Stranger: oh i got tons You: Could i have some? Stranger: yes You: Oh god bless you Stranger: (: You: 40 bullets will be fine Stranger: sounds goood, You: *Takes bullets*Thank you so much Stranger: youre welcome, do i get anything in return You: Sure You: Lef me check what i have... Stranger: ok You: Any interest in an armored car? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Ah,it seems that the winds have turned in my favor-and I got to keep my armored car,too. :3
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hi, are you a survivor too? Stranger: yes i survived the ww2 bombings did you? You: The ASL'ers are growing in population You: Ah, yes, they were horrific. But now there are ASL zombies Stranger: like fleas on a husky You: Fitting metaphor, you got any ammo to spare? They're getting tougher Stranger: dude i own my on armory Stranger: come on Stranger: its in a mall ;) You: Holy crimety, nice. You: Hopefully it won't end up like in Dawn of the Dead Stranger: me to but i got a big van for a get away You: If it does, they may just manage to take everything from us. Our Age, our sex, even our location. You: Ah, an escape vehicle. Stranger: dude your awesome XD Stranger: Yes Stranger: is covered with the disconnect botten You: Disconnect button? I thought only ASL'ers could use such a tool You: Since the only way to kill them is to make them disconnect You: If someone starts a conversation with "asl" you must shoot at them by saying "pewpew" until they disconnect You: Pray you don't run out of ammo before they do Stranger: dude your my hero no homo XD You: I'm just trying to survive the Brave New World Stranger: together* Stranger: and finish them off forever You: Yes, it may just take the Power of Friendship to drive them back to Dark Space, or something like that Stranger: true we can use the spam cannon to make them submit Stranger: k man my the pew be with you  You: And with you too, godspeed. Stranger: bye my friend never give in fight threw[/quote] There is hope for our forsaken ASL world yet. [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [quote] Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Oh god, zombie! You: pewpew You: pewpew Stranger: 19 us You: Noo, get back foul demon! You: pewpew Stranger: I did thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/U03vU0[/url] You: Liar! You: pewpew Stranger: rate my webcam vid and tell me if i look sexy? You: I'll do it in hell, best! You: pewpew You: pewpew Stranger: hmm u think i look sexy on it? You: pewpew[/quote] Close one.
[B]You: Hey. Stranger: heyy You: Are you a survivor? You: I need some ammo please. Stranger: im horny You: I'll give you sex for food? You: Okay? You: Hello...? You have disconnected.[/B] I can only assume he stripped naked and ran into the woods. I shall never have his food... [B]You: Hello! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: AGH OH NO You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: DON'T COME ANY CLOSER You: GET AWAY Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/QnuQw8[/url] You: PEW PEW You: I WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOUR WEBCAM VID GET AWAY Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid You: PEW PEW You: BEFORE I HAVE TO WASTE ANY MORE AMMO Stranger: hmm u think i look sexy on it? You: NOOO STOP You: PEW PEW Stranger: i'm getin bored You: PEW PEW Stranger: g2g now, cya You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B] Down to 13 ammo, 9 meals left now. Let's hope my luck is better next time. [B] Stranger: Hi. You: Hi! Stranger: Why so enthusiastic? You: I'm just glad to see someone that isn't an ASL zombie. Stranger: Weird. You: Care to trade supplies? I've got 13 9mm bullets left and I'm a little down on food. I could use some ammo. What have you got? Stranger: Is this a joke. Wow. I'm not up for this. You: Wait! Stranger: What. You: Please? Please, just some supplies. You: I'm begging you. Stranger: This is weird. You: Please just give me some ammo, I'll die out there. Stranger: Let it be. Stranger: If you're meant to live, you'll run into someone more generous than me soon. You: Fine, but you'll need this. Clearly you don't know about the hordes. You: [bestows one bullet] Stranger: You are insane. Typical. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B] Down another bullet to 12, but I probably saved their life. [B]You: Hey. Stranger: hey You: Care to trade supplies? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B] Some people don't like the idea of trading with strangers. Down to 8 meals now. Let's just hope the next isn't one of them... [B]You: Hi. Stranger: hi Stranger: period Stranger: with authority!! You: awww yeah You: Say... You: Do you have any supplies to spare? You: I could use some bullets and rations. Stranger: here take this crowbar Stranger: and chips Stranger: if you have any You: You want chips? Stranger: no isn't that a quote from chicken little You: I did not see chicken little. You: Nor do I plan to, those movieplexes are packed with zeds. You: [Takes crowbar] Stranger: Gordon freemans outta there You: But really, do you have any food? You: I'll run out soon without it. You: Please? I'll give you a 9mm bullet, it's all I can spare. Stranger: ahhhh noooo Stranger: take this spam You: Thanks man, you're a lifesaver. Stranger: no prob You: Careful out there! I hear google's borders are getting weaker by the minute- soon facepunch will be the only stronghold left. You: Bye. Stranger: peece Stranger: bro Stranger: it was an epic one You: verily. You have disconnected.[/B] This one spoke strangely, but I'm up to 12 meals and a shiny new crowbar, which I'll use on my next encounter. Somehow, many are oblivious to the ASLpocalypse that tears at the world around them. Perhaps they seek solace in ignorance, knowing that all is bleak? Still, it seems I may survive another day. [B]You: Hello. Stranger: hi asl You: THWACK Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B] Two uses on my crowbar and 11 meals to go. [B]You: Good evening! Stranger: asl You: THWACK You: WHANK You: THWONK You: DONK Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B] Only one use to go before this thing is useless. To Be Continued. NEXT TIME: New rule. When you encounter a survivor who refuses to trade or speak with you, you can kill them in the same way as an ASL zombie for two bullets and one meal. This provides a defenite but unreliable source of food, as it might not yield as much as you spend (In bullets) and trading is more effective.
Oh my god, I'm going to have so much fun with this.
I died :c You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: Hello. You: Have... Stranger: asl You: you seen them? You: Oh no You: *pulls out 9mm* You: Im sorry. You: *pow pow* Stranger: I dead people You: *pow pow* You: die you fucking undead freak! Stranger: I see dead people You: *pow pow* Stranger: I'm not undead bitch You: *pow pow* Stranger: I'm a medium You: this is the hardest zombie I've ever had to deal with D: You: *pow pow* Stranger: Omg ur a fucken nerd You: *pow pow* Stranger: But seriously I'm a medium. No joke You: Die already You: *pow pow* You: *reload* You: *pow pow* Stranger: U have no life. And if u were smart. You would realize that zombies don't speak You: *pow pow* Stranger: Hmmm Stranger: *pounces on you and rapes you* mmmm baby You: *POW POW* You: *POW POW POW POW* Stranger: *takes your gun a tosses it. Start humping you and making out with you* You: *grabs gun back* You: *shoots self* You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: heyy You: Do you have any supplies for trade? Stranger: um no, why? You: Are you infected? Stranger: NO You: Ok You: I need to do the test You: What is 5+5? Stranger: 10 You: Ok You: You're good clean. You: Do you have any supplies for trade? Stranger: u just asked that. NO You: Are you sure? Stranger: yes im sure You: Can you double check? You: I really need some bandages. Stranger: stranger, i know i dont have any You: But You: I was bitten. You: You gotta help me! Stranger: bitten by WHAT?? You: *coughs* You: You must... find You: some hydrogen peroxide. You: Please strangerr... Stranger: ur most like too far away anyway Stranger: likely* You: I'm... turning... into one of them. You: Goodbye fellow fri...riend. You: afjgjkf You: adskgkisgjgsj You: assllllll You: aaaaaassssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll You: *bites Stranger* Stranger: lol ur funny![/quote]
[QUOTE=Xieneus;37766674][/QUOTE] Why would you bite him, you'd just take his age sex and location.
Doesn't /b/ do something like this? [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/39f4836d0006aa8b11b685fdee9243be.png[/IMG]
I found another survivor and tried to trade with them. [quote]You: Hey Stranger: Hi. You: Got any spare ammo? You: I came across a few too many ghouls a while back. Stranger: I dunno. Can I trust you? You: Definitely! I'm not infected! Stranger: Then what is that blood on your jacket? It's red. Human. That means you've been killing people or you've been bitten... You: I swear man, I just came across a few too many zombies. Please, do you got any spare rations? Stranger: Dude, back up, okay? Take your gun outta my face. You: Okay, okay. I'll leave you alone. Just don't follow me. Stranger: No need to tell me twice. Here, have a bag of chips I found. You: Thanks, man. Be safe out here. Stranger: You to. But clean yourself up. Make yourself less suspicious. You have disconnected.[/quote] They shared some food with me and I left, ran back into the darkness. Came across another lone person. [quote]You: Hey Stranger: hi You: Got any spare ammo you'd like to trade? Stranger: i got fb add mee :) You: Too many zombies out tonight. Stranger: ill give you some 50 caliber bullets Stranger: (Their Facebook Link) You: Thanks, survivor. Stay safe. Stranger: you to. Stranger: <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] More friendly than the last. But I have some 50. caliber ammo now, don't think I've got a use for this yet. I thought I saw another survivor up ahead, shouldn't have called out to them. [quote]Stranger: hi You: hey! Stranger: asl You: Oh god! You: Pew You: Pew You: Die zombie! You: Pew You: Pew You: Pew pew pew Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This is too much fun!
How bout this, For a special weapon that can let you evade an asl'er without using up any ammo, you have to convince a fellow survivor to say something that will make him look like an ass. Like, you have to ask the other survivor to call himself a faggot or something. That way the weapon is rare, and less people are willing to do it.
[quote]You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: yes Stranger: u ? You: Great, I could use some extra ammo. Only got 20. You: Got 10 more? Stranger: how ? You: Easy. We trade. I can suck your dick. You give me 10 rounds. Stranger: k Stranger: let me try Stranger: yes i got 10 more You: 10 9mm's for a joint. Perfect trade. You: Thanks mate. You have disconnected.[/quote] [B]WE CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY AFTER MEETING AN INDIAN SURVIVOR[/B] [quote]Stranger: hey You: Whatup playa You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: yes You: Awesome. You: Got any weapons like a sword or something? You: I got 30 rounds, could trade you 10 bullets for a sword. Stranger: sorry i need my sword. You: Well shit, try to stay safe from the ASL zombies. You: Nice meeting ya, but I gotta run. Can't let those sneaky bastards find me. You have disconnected.[/quote] [B]I seem to run into quite a lot of survivors. I think I'm in a safer part of town a-[/B] [quote]You: If they say something else, they're a survivor like you and me. You: Well I got 10 rounds, you can have those. You: I can give you a .38 revolver too. Stranger: thannks appreciate it You: If you shoot a zombie, you gotta say "BLAM" or something like it in chat You: Once you run out of rounds You: and they won't leave You: you die. Stranger: BLAM You: YO WHAT THE FUCK I'M ON YOUR SIDE You have disconnected.[/quote] [B]GOD DAMN BANDITS[/B]
[QUOTE=]You: Helloooo Stranger: Message from Omegle: This user (20/F/USA) is in Nudity Mode. Enter "accept" if you are at least 18 years old. You: Oh no You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: ACCEPT MY BULLETS IN YOUR CHEST ZOMBIE SCUM You: PEW PEW Stranger: Thank you for confirmation. To enter the Nudity Mode, simply switch to to our adult version of the chat -> (spam) You: RETREAT[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bigfoot;37770372][/QUOTE] That one is pretty funny! Anyone have a log where you, or the other person gets mugged?
[quote]You: Hey Stranger: hellooo.. \(^O^)/ You: You a survivor? Stranger: lol.. You: got any weapons to spare? You: seriously I'm in need Stranger: wth? You: haven't you heard of the ASLapocalypse? You: the asl zombies are everywhere You: I need a weapon first, got one? Stranger: lol.. Stranger: no.. Stranger: sorry dude.. You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew Stranger: haha Stranger: im invinsible You: die you unhelpful bastard You: pew pew You: pew pew Stranger: literally You: where the fuck are you You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew You: where did I even get this gun with so many bullets You: pew pew You: pew pew Stranger: cant see me :p You: pew pew You: god dammit where is this fucker You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew You: I'm all out Stranger: haha.. Stranger: good.. Stranger: dont ya know? im a ninja Stranger: got ninja moves You: got a blade i can use? You: i'm in need bro Stranger: cant have it :p You: even a knife bro You: anything Stranger: im a girl -____- You: bitch be trippin You: i cant see you with yo ninja moves nigga Stranger: lol.. u so gay You: bitch suck my dick You: and give me your sabre Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote] [quote]You: hey Stranger: asl?? You: OH GOD NO You: punch punch You: punch punch Stranger: stop.... You: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: you slimy cunt You: kick kick Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote] [quote]You: survivior? Stranger: no You: fuck You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch Stranger: Eye of the Tiger You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch You: punch punch Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] seriously In need of some survivors, been so long without a weapon
[quote] Stranger: hey You: Hey! Do you have any spare ammo? Stranger: ammo for what gun? You: All I have is this 9mm You: A melee weapon would be nice for a backup Stranger: How about a crowbar? You: Fuck yeah! Gordon Freemaning this. Stranger: Preparing for a zombie apocalypse? You: Obviously. You: The ASL plague is on the rise. Stranger: Only the prepared will survive You: Indeed You: Hey, thanks for the crowbar, I'm gonna be headin out. Hope we cross paths in the future. You: Good luck. Stranger: Good hunting. [/quote] First log went well got a crowbar!
Hell we need to implent more mechanics into this - like a way to die [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] How bout we implent like food. Each encounter consumes 1 food, survivors can give food. If you have 0 food for 2 enounters you are dead. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] meeting only survivors so far [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] [quote]You: Hi Stranger: hey Stranger: asl?? You: God You: not again You: pew pew Stranger: do hell Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] Headshot bitches [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] [quote] You: Hi Stranger: hey :3 kik/ f? You: What the hell? Is that a new species? [/quote] [quote] NEW IDEA- You need to shoot for every time they enter text, if they disconnect before you can shoot you're dead. Also, you have to ask them what specific amount of ammo they will give you, and it's a maximum of 30 to keep things somewhat scarce. You can also ask them for food. No matter how much food they say they give you, you get 3 meals. You need a meal after every other "encounter". You start with 10 meals.[/quote] Now using these rules [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] [quote]You: I fled from Seattle You: it is overrun You: I made a long walk. Was hard You: Nearly out of food now Stranger: I'm sure it was. OP's a faggot, get your ammo Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [b]AWKWARD[/b]
[QUOTE=] You: Hello Stranger: alter geschlecht ort You: Argh You: pew pew Stranger: hallo You: pew pew Stranger: bist du verrückt? You: pew pew Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] [b]The infection has reached Germany..[/b]
[QUOTE=BlueAVS;37785690][b]The infection has reached Germany..[/b][/QUOTE] Oh god! Nuke it from orbit! its the only way to be sure!
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 20m You: Uh oh You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew You: pew[/quote] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello there You: Hey, You: I need your help Stranger: How r u doin? You: I need some ammo or metal pipes, if you are willing to trade Stranger: Sure You: What have you got? You: I know these are dire times for both of us Stranger: I got what u need You: Have you got any close range melee weapons? [/quote] Not sure if the first one counts as asl but close enough for being a zombie. Also gained some ammo!
Oh, god... Omegle never had so much fun. :v:
[QUOTE] Stranger: hello asl ? You: Are you a su-... You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER[/QUOTE] Downed one pretty fast [QUOTE] You: Hello? Are you a survivor? Stranger: hi Stranger: m22 with kik Stranger: u You: What? Are. You. A. Survivor? Stranger: r u a a Stranger: asl You: No! FUCK You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: DIE YOU BASTARD You: GET BACK YOU VILE SPAWN OF SATAN! You: PEW PEW Stranger: suck mu soxk[/QUOTE] He was speaking some kind of code, I've yet to decipher it. [QUOTE] Stranger: hi You: Hello? Are you a survivor? Stranger: yes . . . . Stranger: im alive . . . You: Thank god, do you have any ammo? Stranger: you ? Stranger: just one shell You: I'm doing well, just running low on ammo, do you have yo-.. Ah crap You: I'm in the same boat, I've got hardly any. Stranger: have you any women ? Stranger: ours got eaten You: I've not seen a woman for a good five months, my wife got devoured by those bastard zombie. Stranger: sorry dude You: My condolences, I have to move on, keep moving and all. Good luck, don't get eaten out there. *tips his hat*[/QUOTE] I found another survivor, he was in worse condition than me. [QUOTE] You: Hello, are you a survivor? Stranger: fcgvbhjnmkl,;.'/ Stranger: of? Stranger: survivor of tiger attack Stranger: yes You: What? The Zombie apocalypse!! Stranger: Are you serious? You: Yes, entirely. Stranger: Oh.. any advice ? You: Keep moving, and by the love of God, keep your eyes out for.. them. You: What they do, is murmur "asl", if they do, you have to shoot, keep shooting until they've been downed. Stranger: What if I just keep living in my flat You: You might be safe. I hope. You: Do you have any ammo I can have? Stranger: I have bad news You: I'm running low, unfortunately. Stranger: I just got infected You: O-... You: What?! You: Oh God no! You: NO NO! You: Close your eyes, I'll end the pain. Stranger: CRAP it came from nowhere Stranger: my sister You: I'm so sorry. Stranger: asl? Stranger: first symptoms Stranger: I dont know if I have much time left You: I'll stay with you. You: Until, time comes. You: It will be painless. Stranger: I hope Stranger: *turns into zombie* You: *raises his gun, taking aim* You: I'm sorry, brave solider. Stranger: *bites you* You: PE-... You: AHHHH NO!!!!! Stranger: *growl growl*[/QUOTE] I need an antidote! [QUOTE] Stranger: 17 m usa (: You: HELP! You: I'VE BEEN INFECTED Stranger: lol okay! You: I NEED THE ANTIDOTE! You: Oh God tell me you have one?! Stranger: you are crazy. You: JUST PASS ME A FUCKING ANTIDOTE! Stranger: insane mf You: GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE BEFORE I CHANGE!! Stranger: change? into what? You: A fucking zombie!! Stranger: haha shit Stranger: you are an idiot[/QUOTE] I'M CHANGING as-..
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: asl You: DAMN You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] My first encounter... [QUOTE]You: hey Stranger: Heyyy there You: you a survivor? Stranger: Of...??? You: the ASLpocalypse Stranger: Yup Stranger: Lol You: ah good, any chance you can spare some 9mm bullets? You: maybe a weapon? Stranger: No. i'd die. And I need them You: fuck not just a handful? Stranger: Ummm no xD You: dude give me all your fucking bullets or i'll blow your brains out Stranger: :o fine and im a girl bruhh You: good, how many bullets we talking? You: 10? 20? Stranger: 15 You: alright thanks Stranger: No problem You: safe travels, blow those asl fucks to hell Stranger: Will do You: *salute* Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] Had to use some force here, but got what I needed in the end. [QUOTE]Stranger: Hey! 23 male usa here. What is a random fact about yourself? You: hey You: im looking for weapons and ammo You: you got any? Stranger: what kinda weapons? You: anything man Stranger: i got a compound and arrows You: sweet how many arrows Stranger: like 10 with good tips + 20ish target tips You: ok thanks man Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] This bow is helpful as fuck, TWANG scares off asl'ers more than PEW PEW by far. [QUOTE]You: hey Stranger: hey asl? You: TWANG Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! Stranger: hey You: Hello. Stranger: male or female You: PEW Stranger: ? You: PEW You: IT WONT DIE Stranger: do you have a disabilty You: PEW You: GODDAMNED ZEDS You: NOT DIEING Stranger: are you a random gamer or somthing You: PEW You: MY GOD THAT'S 4 BULLETS AND IT WONT DIE Stranger: yep uhhh By Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] 4 rounds wasted on one. [QUOTE] Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f You: Hello. You: PEW [/QUOTE] 5 rounds. I need to encounter a survivor, and soon. [Quote] You: Hello. Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: PEW Stranger: i'm 19 US You: PEW Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/TQKu89[/url] You: PEW Stranger: rate my webcam vid and tell me if i look sexy? You: PEW You: WHY WON'T YOU DIE You: MY GOD DIE ALREADY Stranger: hmm ya think I look sexy on it? You: NO DEAR GOD PEW Stranger: omegle is getin boring You: PEW Stranger: g2g now, cya You: PEW [/quote] Lets see. 5 plus 7 is 12. I only have 8 shots left. [quote] Select Language&#8203;&#9660; 20,124 strangers online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: Hey 14m usa You: Quick, are you a survior? You: I'm looking for Vault Facepunch and I need ammo and directions. You: I've already wasted 12 on some ASLombies You: You died didn't you. The ASLombies got ye. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] He died young. I'll miss him. [quote] You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: Quick, are you a survivor? You: I need to know. You: The ASLombies are approaching quick. You: I need bullets and food. Stranger: lol You: And directions to Vault Facepunch. You: This is no laughing matter! If they get me and I waste my last 8 bullets I'm done for! Stranger: guessing you don't want me to say asl You: You got infected? [/quote] He must have bled out. He never replied.
I like to listen to this while doing this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO4rr5wKhE[/media] [quote]You: Hello? Stranger: Hello You: Oh good. You: Another survivor. You: I need some ammo. You: Microfusion cells if you have it. Stranger: :D you are actually the first /b/either I met You: OH SHIT! You: Wussup Stranger: /b/rother* You: Actualy I aint from 4chan. You: But close enough Stranger: A fagot. Just to fill you up:) You: So what's good man? Stranger: Not much, how's hunting? You: Good good. You: aslombies are tough sons of bitches. Stranger: They are:) and they keep respawning You: Yeah man. You: Somebody gave me a fucking claymore. You: The fuck am I gonna do with this. Stranger: Where did you come from? You: Vault Facepunch. Stranger: Plant it and wait for the Asl You: I meant the sword, not the explosive. Stranger: Got to pay that a visit, never heard of it before Stranger: Ah ok You: Let me mark it on your map. You: [url]http://facepunch.com/[/url] Stranger: Just use it in case you run out of ammo You: there you go. Stranger: Thanks fellow survivor:) You: Wellp, better get back to it! You: See you on the other side. Stranger: Good hunting You have disconnected.[/quote] Friendly and filled my Wattz 2000 up for me too. What a nice chap. [quote]You: Hello? Stranger: hey You: Oh good, another survivor! You: Do you have any ammo or weapons on you? Stranger: wtf? You: The aslombies are everywhere man! You: I need supplies! You: Come on, don't hold out on me. Stranger: lol dude u got somthing wrong with u You: What? You: No I don't! You: You are going to get eaten! Stranger: really now? You: Here look. You: I have a 9mm, it has about 4 shots in it. You: Take it. You: When someone says "asl" You: shoot them You: if they don't then ask for ammo You: Good hunting. You have disconnected.[/quote] What an idiot! He'll never survive another day! Let's hope what I've given him can help. [quote]Stranger: hi You: Hello? You: You got any spare ammo? You: Maybe a blunt object? Stranger: asl You: SHIT! You: *ZAP* You: *ZAP* You: *Slices aslombie up with claymore sword.* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Boy that was close! [quote]Stranger: asl You: Oh crap! You: *ZAP* You: *ZAP* You: DIE ASLOMBIE SCUM! You: *ZAP* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Seven shots left. Hope I get some ammo soon.
First time i try this and i die. Fuck everything. [quote]You: hello? Stranger: hi You: are you a survivor Stranger: asl You: PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: DIEEE You: PEW PEW Stranger: 19 US You: STOP U BRAINLESS FUCKER You: PEW PEW You: PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: I made thi webcam vid [url]http://bitly.com/PgvXOA[/url] You: PEW PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: WHY WONT YOU STOP Stranger: do i look sexy? go rate my webcam vid You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW You: FUCK IM RUNNING LOW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: IM ALL OUT HEEEEEEELLLLLP You: SOMEONE You: PLS Stranger: hmm ya think I look sexy on it? You have disconnected.[/quote]
[code] Stranger: heyy 17 f You: blam Stranger: what You: blam Stranger: blam You: pew [/code] Guys the zombie shot back what do?
[QUOTE=amazer97;37792202] Guys the zombie shot back what do?[/QUOTE] [b]KILL IT WITH [highlight]FIRE!!![/highlight][/b]
[quote]Stranger: m, looking for female with kik to help me with my 9inch cock You: Hey. You: Oh. You: God. You: BOSS ZOMBIE! You: PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: Hey. You: You bitten? Stranger: looking for gays You: I- You: What? Stranger: u gay? You: No, I'm not. Stranger: m? You: Are you- You: No. You: Nonono. You: You're infected. Stranger: f? You: GET OFF! You: PEW Stranger: haha You: PEW You: PEW You: DIE, DAMN IT! You: PEW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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