[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: any girls wanna swap pics with a 16 m uk?
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: yess
You: Good.
You: Let's exchange ammunition.
Stranger: ok
You: Thanks man. Now we're not going to be killed.
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Ryz0;37791515]First time i try this and i die. Fuck everything.[/QUOTE]
You were killed by a robot
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need kik or skype names and im horny.
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: yeah
You: Good.
You: Let's exchange ammo
Stranger: m or f
You: WHO CARES, IT'S THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE. GIVE ME YOUR AMMO OR I'LL SHOOT YOU.[/quote]
[quote]
Stranger: I am Veronica, 24F
You: H-Hello?
Stranger: Would you do me a favour, please :-)?
Stranger: This page is one of the funniest page I've ever seen.
You: I can't trust anyone.
Stranger: Can you please search for "Funtastic Web" on Facebook and like my page? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee :-)?
Stranger: If you click on the Like button, then I will give you my id, too :P
You: Zombies everywhere.
Stranger: Then you can add me too ;-) Deal? But first like it now :-D
You: I'm sorry, but I have to put you down.
Stranger: Dear leave the deal, I trust you :) Here is my id: veronicajames1988. But please click on the Like button on my page, please?
You: BLAM
Stranger: Wait a minute... I will get something to drink. Like the page in that time ;-)
You: BLAM
You: BLAM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hiya.
Stranger: Did you hear? The Undertaker died last night.
You: Are you a survivor?
You: Oh no.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: He's died before too though
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: I'm sure he'll come back.
Stranger: Survivor?
Stranger: Hell yeah
You: good.
You: let's trade.
You: you can have my
You: trusty big iron
You: in exchange for that can of food.
Stranger: Are you from Ethopia?
You: Surewhatever
Stranger: You can have that can of food for free bro
You: Sweet, thanks man!
Stranger: Trying to curb wold hunger is a sacred mission.
You: *uses the can of food to beat you to death*
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I kinda feel like a dick, now.
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Hi.
You: You a survivor?
You: I need ammo
Stranger: of the holocaust yes
You: Only 17 shells left
Stranger: im on acid, dont freak me out right now
You: These zombies
Stranger: its CRAZY
You: Got any ammo?
Stranger: give or take two boxes
You: Can I take the ammo/
Stranger: shitty 22 cal bullets though
You: That's okay.
You: I have a shitty backup piustol
Stranger: omg i wanna smoke some crystal meth
Stranger: wanna hit this shit?
Stranger: youll be killing zombies left and right
You: I just need the ammo, thanks.
Stranger: but the ammo is filled with crystal meth instead of gunpowder
Stranger: thats how the cartels do it
You: Good enough.
Stranger: so the zombies are gonna be tweaking like a motherfucker
You: Ok.
You: Give it to me, please.
You: The ammo
Stranger: youre on drugs
Stranger: did you eat those magic mushrooms i had in the fridge?
Stranger: those things fuck you up bad
You: I'm sorry, but I think you're infected.
Stranger: youre just tripping bro, calm the fuck down
You: Give me the ammo.
You: NOW!
Stranger: i never new if polly wolly doodle could polly wolly doodle all day
You: BLAM
You: BLAM
You: BLAM
You: BLAM
Stranger: dude im in the fucking matrix
Stranger: i dodge your shit
You: oh shit
Stranger: not to mention that my obsidian armor gives me +35 defense
You: fuck
You: well
You: I have no choice then.
You: *puts shotgun in mouth*
Stranger: nigga please
You: BLAM
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
:siren:[B]THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM[/B]:siren:
[B]An important announcement has been uhh.. announced! Please head to your nearest OP for more information![/B]
My game has been pretty boring. No "ASL"s at all.
Nobody had been supplying me with ammunition either. Well, except for this guy that almost killed me. But at least I got his knives.
[quote]Stranger: hello (:
Stranger: asl
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: ok bye now 12 year old[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: m here and wants to be your sex toy
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: what
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: v
Stranger: USA, M, 18, looking for athletic F with Kik
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW[/quote]
11 bullets
First time doing this, I think im lucky for now
you: Hello?
Stranger: hi/m/22/india
You: Shit
You: Pew
You: pew pew
You: pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
My second round and i came across a survivor
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: Heyy
You: You a survivor?
Stranger: I'm a survivor
You: Great, I need ammo, Do you have any to give? some rounds, weapons?
Stranger: I have a dagger and a grenade!
You: Great, Thank's friend
Stranger: Use them wisely, remember, trust NO ONE! I must go and fight, can't stay long or i'll get caught!
You: Don't let those ASL zombie bastards get you friend
Stranger: I will guard her with my life! We will go down together!
Stranger: CRAP! ZOMBIE! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!
You: Shit!
You: pew pew
You: pew pew
Stranger: Ghzfdjsndmkejds
Stranger: Dhdiebndks
Stranger: Zdbjdjd
You: pew pew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was lucky to survive that encounter. with only 15 bullets to spare
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37804510]Fuck.[/QUOTE]
The shooting back thing is oooold news! :v:
This poor survivor couldn't handle the news...
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: this antyspam is terrible
Stranger: or antibot
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: a choosen one
Stranger: why do u ask obvious?
You: Haven't you heard? The asl apocolypse is happening!
You: Surely you have seen an infected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I also met a friendly survivor that was willing to give me supplies!
[QUOTE]You: Hello?
Stranger: Hey.
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: ...I guess?
You: Haven't you heard of the asl apocalypse?
Stranger: Oh my, yes. I have
You: It's horrible and I am low on food!
You: Can you spare me some?
Stranger: I only have beans.
You: That is fine if you are willing to share.
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: I need shotgun cartridges
You: Thank you very much kind sir.
You: Here you go. *Gives shotgun catridges*
Stranger: Why thank you.
Stranger: ...I wish I had beans with little sausages in.
Stranger: Like seriously, right now.
Stranger: I crave that stuff.
You: Yeah it's pretty good.
You: Well I have to go. Don't want the zombies getting us.
Stranger: Okay, best of luck on your travels.
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[B]AND SO MY JOURNEY BEGAN[/B]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a survivor?
Stranger: ima survivor!
You: thank god
You: the asl zombies are everywhere
You: I need some more buckshot ammo
Stranger: shit i need more weed then more ammo haha
You: what a convienence
You: I found a medical marijuana store
You: I got all kinds of weed in this pouch
Stranger: nice that should last long
You: ill trade you it for some buckshot ammo
Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: here keep this pistol it'll protect you
You: enjoy that weed
Stranger: nice i'll fuck em up with this shit
Stranger: and get fucked up on that shit
You: gotta go find an escape
You: goodbye friend
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a survivor?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: ASL zombies, man
You: they're everywhere
Stranger: Wow
You: i take it you're a survivor?
Stranger: Guess so.
You: Do you have any weapons or ammunition on you?
Stranger: No, I do not.
You: Shit.. uh..
You: Here, a fireaxe.
Stranger: Thanks.
You: There should be a.. uh.. firearms store down the road.
You: There's a helicopter landing at the hospital in 3 hours, can you make it in time?
Stranger: I guess, yeah.
You: Let's hope so, I gotta run.
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a survivor?
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: asl zombies are everywhere
Stranger: oh really
You: havent you come across one?
Stranger: no not yet have u?
You: plenty
You: i just sent a guy to the firearm store down the road
You: get what you need and make it to the hospital within 2 hours
You: theres a helicopter landing there
You: if you come across one, gotta shoot it or run.
Stranger: haha will do
You: ill meet you there... hopefully.
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a survivor?
Stranger: m
You: w-what?
Stranger: male
Stranger: u
You: oh FUCK
You: POW
You: Chk Chkk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a survivor
Stranger: hey..yes i am...
You: thank god
Stranger: arreyou?
You: what firearms do you have?
Stranger: o.k...
Stranger: um..
Stranger: H&K416
Stranger: mp5sd
Stranger: msg90
Stranger: g36c
Stranger: H&Kmk23
Stranger: 9mm glock
You: i can trade you this pumpaction spas-12 for your hk416
Stranger: nope...
Stranger: spas is for newbs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a pilot?
Stranger: 19 Aussie guy
You: FUCK
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
You: Chk Chk
You: POW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a survivor
Stranger: yeah]
You: thank god
You: do you know how to fly a helicopter
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: i'm not su sure
Stranger: don't you know?
You: the guy who was supposed to pick up a group of us was attacked
You: the helicopters alright but
You: we gotta get out of this city infested with asl zombies
Stranger: we're dead
Stranger: asl zombies are not so powerful
Stranger: but they're very annoyin
Stranger: annoying
You: they take up a lot of ammo though
You: we gotta escape this city and get to a safe city
Stranger: where is safe?
Stranger: the other places i've been are all infested
You: chicago
Stranger: sounds good
You: alright, we can make it out of here! YES!
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eO0unQGuiU[/media]
Strange, but whenever I start a new game I always meet 5-6 survivors before meeting a zombie. Like if I started in a safezone
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;37768942]Doesn't /b/ do something like this?
[editline]23rd September 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/39f4836d0006aa8b11b685fdee9243be.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[quote]You: what is op?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: asl
You: pew pew
You: I think I got it
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hi! A/S/L? 22 M USA here :-)
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: FUCKING HORNY ZOMBIE
You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Fucking horny zombies
You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Survivor?
You: Please be yes.
Stranger: Hey. asl?
You: Fuck
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: :)
You: ZOMBIE
You: Pew PEW
Stranger: haha
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: okay ralaxe
You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey
You: Survivor?
Stranger: m or f
You: Yep, horny zombie
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
You: FUcking out of ammo!
You: Punch Punch
You: PUNCH PUNCH
You: PUNCH PUNCH
You: PINCH KICK
You: PUNCH
You: KICK
You: PUNCH
You: PUNCH
You: PUNCH
You: PUNCH
You: KICK PUNCH
You: KICK TO BALLSACK
You: PUNCH ON YOUR FACE
You: Fuck it, Retreat![/QUOTE]
Couldn't get a response from the last one.
You: Hello?
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: Oh god
You: No..
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: WHY WONT YOU DIE!
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pew
You: Pew Pie
You: Pew Pew
You: Can I restock my ammo?
You: oh god whyyyyy
You: llbbllerwrhhgh
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey I'm 99
You: Zombie or Survivor?
You: I need ammo
Stranger: Zombie
You: YOu didn't say ASL
You: YOu are clearly uninfected
You: Please, give me a weapon, or ammo.
Stranger: weapon it is
Stranger: what do you want
You: I need some 9mm and whatever else you got.
You: Maybe a fully automatic assault rifle and a jeep?
Stranger: I've got a pistol
Stranger: on me
You: I have a pistol.
Stranger: water gun?
You: Does it kill zombies?
Stranger: it does
You: Sweet,
Stranger: its got magic water in it
You: I'll take it!
Stranger: and what do u get in return
Stranger: I*
You: FOod
Stranger: yum
You: Please?
Stranger: sure you can have it
You: *Gives food*
Stranger: *hates it*
Stranger: I want my water gun back
You: *Takes water gun*
You: FUCKING BITCHES!
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Survivor?
You: Oh, it's a body.
You: *Loots the body and receives 20 9mm ammo*
You: Badass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Survivor?
Stranger: ?
You: If you were a zombie, you would've said ASL by now.
You: Have anything to trade?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: Survivor?
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: m 15 England
You: ZOMBIE!
Stranger: turnip
You: Squirt squirt
Stranger: doormat
You: Squirt Squirt
You: Squirt Squirt
Stranger: are you a girl
You: Squirt Squirt
You: FUCKING WATERGUN DOESN'T WORK
Stranger: because im make you go squirt squirt
You: I NEED HOLYWATER!
You: Pew Pew
Stranger: pewdiepie
You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: Survivor?
Stranger: asl? :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: PEW PEW
You: FUCKING HORNY ZOMBIE
You: PEW PEW
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: :O
Stranger: *dies*
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: oh wait i'm a zombie
Stranger: YOLT
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: I'm gonna eat ur brains
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM7
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: DIE DAMNIT
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCONNECTING
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM
You: *dead*
Stranger: *celebrates*[/QUOTE]
[editline]29th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE]You: Survivor?
Stranger: hey?
You: Can I trade with you man?
You: I need some extra supplies.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol?
You: I need zome supplies to survive from the asl zombies.
Stranger: :o?
You: Have anything I could use?
Stranger: sure!
Stranger: u could have my m60 machine gun >:D
You: Sweetness
Stranger: with full amno!
You: This is great.
You: Thanks man
Stranger: now kill them all!
You: A pleasure man.
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Fucking sweet.
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