• ASLapocalypse - Omegle Survival Horror
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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: any girls wanna swap pics with a 16 m uk? You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: yess You: Good. You: Let's exchange ammunition. Stranger: ok You: Thanks man. Now we're not going to be killed. You have disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Ryz0;37791515]First time i try this and i die. Fuck everything.[/QUOTE] You were killed by a robot
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i need kik or skype names and im horny. You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: yeah You: Good. You: Let's exchange ammo Stranger: m or f You: WHO CARES, IT'S THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE. GIVE ME YOUR AMMO OR I'LL SHOOT YOU.[/quote]
[quote] Stranger: I am Veronica, 24F You: H-Hello? Stranger: Would you do me a favour, please :-)? Stranger: This page is one of the funniest page I've ever seen. You: I can't trust anyone. Stranger: Can you please search for "Funtastic Web" on Facebook and like my page? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee :-)? Stranger: If you click on the Like button, then I will give you my id, too :P You: Zombies everywhere. Stranger: Then you can add me too ;-) Deal? But first like it now :-D You: I'm sorry, but I have to put you down. Stranger: Dear leave the deal, I trust you :) Here is my id: veronicajames1988. But please click on the Like button on my page, please? You: BLAM Stranger: Wait a minute... I will get something to drink. Like the page in that time ;-) You: BLAM You: BLAM Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hiya. Stranger: Did you hear? The Undertaker died last night. You: Are you a survivor? You: Oh no. Stranger: :( Stranger: He's died before too though You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: I'm sure he'll come back. Stranger: Survivor? Stranger: Hell yeah You: good. You: let's trade. You: you can have my You: trusty big iron You: in exchange for that can of food. Stranger: Are you from Ethopia? You: Surewhatever Stranger: You can have that can of food for free bro You: Sweet, thanks man! Stranger: Trying to curb wold hunger is a sacred mission. You: *uses the can of food to beat you to death* You have disconnected.[/quote] I kinda feel like a dick, now.
[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: Hi. You: You a survivor? You: I need ammo Stranger: of the holocaust yes You: Only 17 shells left Stranger: im on acid, dont freak me out right now You: These zombies Stranger: its CRAZY You: Got any ammo? Stranger: give or take two boxes You: Can I take the ammo/ Stranger: shitty 22 cal bullets though You: That's okay. You: I have a shitty backup piustol Stranger: omg i wanna smoke some crystal meth Stranger: wanna hit this shit? Stranger: youll be killing zombies left and right You: I just need the ammo, thanks. Stranger: but the ammo is filled with crystal meth instead of gunpowder Stranger: thats how the cartels do it You: Good enough. Stranger: so the zombies are gonna be tweaking like a motherfucker You: Ok. You: Give it to me, please. You: The ammo Stranger: youre on drugs Stranger: did you eat those magic mushrooms i had in the fridge? Stranger: those things fuck you up bad You: I'm sorry, but I think you're infected. Stranger: youre just tripping bro, calm the fuck down You: Give me the ammo. You: NOW! Stranger: i never new if polly wolly doodle could polly wolly doodle all day You: BLAM You: BLAM You: BLAM You: BLAM Stranger: dude im in the fucking matrix Stranger: i dodge your shit You: oh shit Stranger: not to mention that my obsidian armor gives me +35 defense You: fuck You: well You: I have no choice then. You: *puts shotgun in mouth* Stranger: nigga please You: BLAM You have disconnected. [/quote]
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My game has been pretty boring. No "ASL"s at all. Nobody had been supplying me with ammunition either. Well, except for this guy that almost killed me. But at least I got his knives.
[quote]Stranger: hello (: Stranger: asl You: PEW PEW Stranger: ok bye now 12 year old[/quote] [quote]Stranger: m here and wants to be your sex toy You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: what You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW[/quote] [quote]Stranger: v Stranger: USA, M, 18, looking for athletic F with Kik You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW[/quote] 11 bullets
First time doing this, I think im lucky for now you: Hello? Stranger: hi/m/22/india You: Shit You: Pew You: pew pew You: pew Your conversational partner has disconnected. My second round and i came across a survivor You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello? Stranger: Heyy You: You a survivor? Stranger: I'm a survivor You: Great, I need ammo, Do you have any to give? some rounds, weapons? Stranger: I have a dagger and a grenade! You: Great, Thank's friend Stranger: Use them wisely, remember, trust NO ONE! I must go and fight, can't stay long or i'll get caught! You: Don't let those ASL zombie bastards get you friend Stranger: I will guard her with my life! We will go down together! Stranger: CRAP! ZOMBIE! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!! You: Shit! You: pew pew You: pew pew Stranger: Ghzfdjsndmkejds Stranger: Dhdiebndks Stranger: Zdbjdjd You: pew pew Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was lucky to survive that encounter. with only 15 bullets to spare
[QUOTE]You: Hey! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: ZOMBIE! You: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: M 15 You: HEllooooooo You: Another survivor? You: Hello? You: GRENADE![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: asl You: pew You: pew pew Stranger: pew You: pew Stranger: pew You: pew You: AH SHIT Stranger: pew Stranger: pew Stranger: pew You: THEY"VE LEARNED TO SHOOT BACK! You: pew pew Stranger: pew pew Stranger: pew pew You: pew pew You: pew pew Stranger: pew pew pew pew You: pew pew pew Stranger: pew pew pew You: SHIT I'M OUT! Stranger: pew pew pew Stranger: pew pew pew You: RIP me Stranger: pew pew pew Stranger: pew pew pew You: (I'm dead)[/QUOTE] Fuck.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37804510]Fuck.[/QUOTE] The shooting back thing is oooold news! :v:
This poor survivor couldn't handle the news... [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Hi. Stranger: this antyspam is terrible Stranger: or antibot You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: sure Stranger: a choosen one Stranger: why do u ask obvious? You: Haven't you heard? The asl apocolypse is happening! You: Surely you have seen an infected. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I also met a friendly survivor that was willing to give me supplies! [QUOTE]You: Hello? Stranger: Hey. You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: ...I guess? You: Haven't you heard of the asl apocalypse? Stranger: Oh my, yes. I have You: It's horrible and I am low on food! You: Can you spare me some? Stranger: I only have beans. You: That is fine if you are willing to share. Stranger: Of course. Stranger: I need shotgun cartridges You: Thank you very much kind sir. You: Here you go. *Gives shotgun catridges* Stranger: Why thank you. Stranger: ...I wish I had beans with little sausages in. Stranger: Like seriously, right now. Stranger: I crave that stuff. You: Yeah it's pretty good. You: Well I have to go. Don't want the zombies getting us. Stranger: Okay, best of luck on your travels. You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[B]AND SO MY JOURNEY BEGAN[/B] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a survivor? Stranger: ima survivor! You: thank god You: the asl zombies are everywhere You: I need some more buckshot ammo Stranger: shit i need more weed then more ammo haha You: what a convienence You: I found a medical marijuana store You: I got all kinds of weed in this pouch Stranger: nice that should last long You: ill trade you it for some buckshot ammo Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeee You: here keep this pistol it'll protect you You: enjoy that weed Stranger: nice i'll fuck em up with this shit Stranger: and get fucked up on that shit You: gotta go find an escape You: goodbye friend You have disconnected. [/quote] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a survivor? Stranger: What do you mean? You: ASL zombies, man You: they're everywhere Stranger: Wow You: i take it you're a survivor? Stranger: Guess so. You: Do you have any weapons or ammunition on you? Stranger: No, I do not. You: Shit.. uh.. You: Here, a fireaxe. Stranger: Thanks. You: There should be a.. uh.. firearms store down the road. You: There's a helicopter landing at the hospital in 3 hours, can you make it in time? Stranger: I guess, yeah. You: Let's hope so, I gotta run. You have disconnected. [/quote] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Are you a survivor? Stranger: what do u mean? You: asl zombies are everywhere Stranger: oh really You: havent you come across one? Stranger: no not yet have u? You: plenty You: i just sent a guy to the firearm store down the road You: get what you need and make it to the hospital within 2 hours You: theres a helicopter landing there You: if you come across one, gotta shoot it or run. Stranger: haha will do You: ill meet you there... hopefully. You have disconnected. [/quote] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a survivor? Stranger: m You: w-what? Stranger: male Stranger: u You: oh FUCK You: POW You: Chk Chkk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a survivor Stranger: hey..yes i am... You: thank god Stranger: arreyou? You: what firearms do you have? Stranger: o.k... Stranger: um.. Stranger: H&K416 Stranger: mp5sd Stranger: msg90 Stranger: g36c Stranger: H&Kmk23 Stranger: 9mm glock You: i can trade you this pumpaction spas-12 for your hk416 Stranger: nope... Stranger: spas is for newbs Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a pilot? Stranger: 19 Aussie guy You: FUCK You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW You: Chk Chk You: POW Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you a survivor Stranger: yeah] You: thank god You: do you know how to fly a helicopter Stranger: maybe Stranger: i'm not su sure Stranger: don't you know? You: the guy who was supposed to pick up a group of us was attacked You: the helicopters alright but You: we gotta get out of this city infested with asl zombies Stranger: we're dead Stranger: asl zombies are not so powerful Stranger: but they're very annoyin Stranger: annoying You: they take up a lot of ammo though You: we gotta escape this city and get to a safe city Stranger: where is safe? Stranger: the other places i've been are all infested You: chicago Stranger: sounds good You: alright, we can make it out of here! YES! You have disconnected. [/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eO0unQGuiU[/media]
Strange, but whenever I start a new game I always meet 5-6 survivors before meeting a zombie. Like if I started in a safezone
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;37768942]Doesn't /b/ do something like this? [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/39f4836d0006aa8b11b685fdee9243be.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [quote]You: what is op? Stranger: idk Stranger: asl You: pew pew You: I think I got it You have disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hi! A/S/L? 22 M USA here :-) You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: FUCKING HORNY ZOMBIE You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: Fucking horny zombies You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Survivor? You: Please be yes. Stranger: Hey. asl? You: Fuck You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? Stranger: :) You: ZOMBIE You: Pew PEW Stranger: haha You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew Stranger: okay ralaxe You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hey You: Survivor? Stranger: m or f You: Yep, horny zombie You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW You: FUcking out of ammo! You: Punch Punch You: PUNCH PUNCH You: PUNCH PUNCH You: PINCH KICK You: PUNCH You: KICK You: PUNCH You: PUNCH You: PUNCH You: PUNCH You: KICK PUNCH You: KICK TO BALLSACK You: PUNCH ON YOUR FACE You: Fuck it, Retreat![/QUOTE] Couldn't get a response from the last one.
You: Hello? Stranger: hey, asl? You: Oh god You: No.. You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: WHY WONT YOU DIE! You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pew You: Pew Pie You: Pew Pew You: Can I restock my ammo? You: oh god whyyyyy You: llbbllerwrhhgh
[QUOTE]Stranger: hey I'm 99 You: Zombie or Survivor? You: I need ammo Stranger: Zombie You: YOu didn't say ASL You: YOu are clearly uninfected You: Please, give me a weapon, or ammo. Stranger: weapon it is Stranger: what do you want You: I need some 9mm and whatever else you got. You: Maybe a fully automatic assault rifle and a jeep? Stranger: I've got a pistol Stranger: on me You: I have a pistol. Stranger: water gun? You: Does it kill zombies? Stranger: it does You: Sweet, Stranger: its got magic water in it You: I'll take it! Stranger: and what do u get in return Stranger: I* You: FOod Stranger: yum You: Please? Stranger: sure you can have it You: *Gives food* Stranger: *hates it* Stranger: I want my water gun back You: *Takes water gun* You: FUCKING BITCHES! You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Survivor? You: Oh, it's a body. You: *Loots the body and receives 20 9mm ammo* You: Badass. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Survivor? Stranger: ? You: If you were a zombie, you would've said ASL by now. You: Have anything to trade? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You: Survivor? Stranger: hiya Stranger: m 15 England You: ZOMBIE! Stranger: turnip You: Squirt squirt Stranger: doormat You: Squirt Squirt You: Squirt Squirt Stranger: are you a girl You: Squirt Squirt You: FUCKING WATERGUN DOESN'T WORK Stranger: because im make you go squirt squirt You: I NEED HOLYWATER! You: Pew Pew Stranger: pewdiepie You: Pew Pew[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Survivor? Stranger: asl? :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: PEW PEW You: FUCKING HORNY ZOMBIE You: PEW PEW You: PEW PEW Stranger: :O Stranger: *dies* You: PEW PEW Stranger: oh wait i'm a zombie Stranger: YOLT You: PEW PEW Stranger: I'm gonna eat ur brains You: PEW PEW Stranger: NOM NOM NOM You: PEW PEW Stranger: NOM NOM NOM You: PEW PEW Stranger: NOM NOM NOM7 You: PEW PEW Stranger: NOM NOM NOM You: DIE DAMNIT Stranger: NOM NOM NOM You: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCONNECTING You: PEW PEW Stranger: NOM NOM NOM Stranger: NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM You: *dead* Stranger: *celebrates*[/QUOTE] [editline]29th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE]You: Survivor? Stranger: hey? You: Can I trade with you man? You: I need some extra supplies. Stranger: what? Stranger: lol? You: I need zome supplies to survive from the asl zombies. Stranger: :o? You: Have anything I could use? Stranger: sure! Stranger: u could have my m60 machine gun >:D You: Sweetness Stranger: with full amno! You: This is great. You: Thanks man Stranger: now kill them all! You: A pleasure man. You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] Fucking sweet.
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