So, according to my high school, having the middle name Hussein makes me a terrorist.
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[QUOTE=xxncxx;25105855]The Quo'ran? As in, the status quo ran?[/QUOTE]
That's exactly what I meant but with a thick eastern accent.
There's always going to be ignorant dumbasses in schools. Ignore them.
Obama's a terrorist according to their logic.
[QUOTE=xxncxx;25105855]The Quo'ran? As in, the status quo ran?[/QUOTE]
[U][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koran"]Qu'ran[/URL][/U]
:rolleyes:
The extra O wasn't needed though.
What I'm trying to say is. I'm an idiot.
[quote=broni;25105747]do this,
strap yourself with a shitload of what look like explosives under a coat.
Stand up in assembly start screaming verses from the quo'ran scream allah ackbar and then pull the cord.
The cord is attached to a shitload of party poppers.
Then say "oh what because my middle name is hussein you thought it was real?!"
then lulz will ensue.[/quote]
this.
Just tell people about how it's getting really annoying and it offends you, if they don't listen, just tell a teacher or a principal.
they're obviously joking with you
[QUOTE=Chilean;25106312]they're obviously joking with you[/QUOTE]
This, people continue to do things if it gets a reaction.
They are probably just joking around. When it boils down to it they really don't care.
The middle name Hussein doesn't make you a terrorist, they're just stupid.
Your school has lots of immature people. My name is Adolf Pol Pot Stalin Mao Osama and I never caught any flak at all
Polling Facepunch about anything related to social issues can only end in tears.
I used to get a shitload of flak for having a Spanish last name (and sometimes still do), but I just pressed on. It shouldn't become a real big issue, just let the idiots stay idiots, unless it becomes a physical confrontation.
Then beat the shit out of them.
[QUOTE=Panda X;25105656]Morons will never stop being morons. Ignore them.[/QUOTE]
This this this.
I walk around school, (which I'm in right now :smug:) with the saying in my head "haters gon' hate"
It´s just a name, a word, you can put any meaning into it. However...I think is a bad joke ...
I wish I had Hussein as my middle name
^Trust me, you dont :( And to make it worse the guy next to me in my computer class wont stop playing Naruto music :psyboom: What a great day.
Bring a shotgun
[QUOTE=Broni;25105747]Do this,
Strap yourself with a shitload of what look like explosives under a coat.
Stand up in assembly fling open the jacket and start screaming verses from the Qu'ran scream allah ackbar and then pull the cord.
The cord is attached to a shitload of party poppers.
Then say "Oh what because my middle name is Hussein you thought it was real?!"
Then lulz will ensue.[/QUOTE]
Four Lions is an excellent film.
Why don't you report it to the administration?
Unless they do it too, in which case you should press charges for harassment and discrimination.
I'm not kidding.
Well there is this guy at my school and his first name is Osama
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[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;25107388]Why don't you report it to the administration?
Unless they do it too, in which case you should press charges for harassment and discrimination.
I'm not kidding.[/QUOTE]
This is why you don't have any friends.
[QUOTE=BrQ;25107409]This is why you don't have any friends.[/QUOTE]
what are you talking about
People call me terrorist because i love to blow up stuff.
tell them it means you are related to obama
they are probably dumb enough to believe it
Use it to your advantage. Like when you need a seat. Just throw your bag to the chair you want to sit on and scream "ALLAH ACKBAR!". And suddenly there will be plenty of free ones for you.
Stop giving a shit man, no one laughs at that guy called Osama anymore. At first everyone was laughing, but later it just stopped being funny. If you get angry everytime they call you a terrorist, they will only continue. At first just laugh at, even if you don't find it funny, and later just go 'err, that stopped being funny a while ago' in a tone that says idiot to the person you're talking to
[QUOTE=xxncxx;25105855]The Quo'ran? As in, the status quo ran?[/QUOTE]
We need a pun rating.
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;25107446]what are you talking about[/QUOTE]
Pressing charges to the people might get them in deep shit just because you can't take the joke, and people will think you're an asshole
[QUOTE=BrQ;25107540]Pressing charges to the people might get them in deep shit just because you can't take the joke, and people will think you're an asshole[/QUOTE]
So somehow I have no friends because I'm presenting a logical solution in the off chance that they're, you know, [B]not[/B] joking?
And don't tell me there's no way they would do that just to be dicks. [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TeensAreMonsters"]They would[/URL].
Cunts will be Cunts. Find their lockers. If they have grills on the front, print out goatse at home, then slide it in. They will not know who did it and you get great revenge.
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;25107569]So somehow I have no friends because I'm presenting a logical solution in the off chance that they're, you know, [B]not[/B] joking?
And don't tell me there's no way they would do that just to be dicks. [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TeensAreMonsters"]They would[/URL].[/QUOTE]
Fu- everytime you link tvtropes God punishes a kid named Hussein.
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