So, according to my high school, having the middle name Hussein makes me a terrorist.
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[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;25107569]So somehow I have no friends because I'm presenting a logical solution in the off chance that they're, you know, [B]not[/B] joking?
And don't tell me there's no way they would do that just to be dicks. [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TeensAreMonsters"]They would[/URL].[/QUOTE]
I don't think people are thinking he is a real terrorist. If the OP thinks that, it is probably because the jokes are directed to him. I cannot imagine that his classmate find his name funny for years now unless the op is the kind of people who are easily pissed off, and in that case they will joke just to make him angry. Either that or the people there are just retarded
[QUOTE=EpicMan!;25105650]So, since I was in middle school, people think that by me having the middle name Hussein( which happens to be me dads name), that I'm some sort of terrorist. Every time a sub teacher in my school sees my name they glance weird at the sight of my name. Whenever I tell my friends they make fun of me saying I'm gonna blow up the school or something. And since I thought that I have the same middle name as Obama now, that maybe people would stop, but I'm still getting critized even in my senior year. People still respect me, but not as much as I would like, since I also have self esteem problems.
So what now? How do I get people to get off my back? And how can I increase my self esteem since I'm recovering from depression and meds aren't an option?[/QUOTE]
next time they learn your name and they say "Hussein? You're not going to blow us up, are you?", either for fun or even if they seriously try to make you feel bad, just say "No, but i'm gonna become President of the United States"
Just let it pass.
There was a kid in our high school named Osama. We called him "Sammy.'
Just ignore them, assholes will always be assholes :saddowns:
last year my english teacher wore a hijab every day and people called her a terrorist
but I live in Tulsa so that's not a huge surprise
Good chance they'll be homeless or working in McDonalds when they leave school anyway. They're the terrorists.
[QUOTE=nath2009uk;25108305]Good chance they'll be homeless or working in McDonalds when they leave school anyway. They're the terrorists.[/QUOTE]
Last I checked, most terrorists lived in houses.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;25108520]Last I checked, most terrorists lived in houses.[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Andru91;25105688]No you're a terrorist, sorry, also use this one-liner: Allah Ackbar[/QUOTE]
Actually, it's pronounced "Allow Ackbar".
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[QUOTE=Broni;25105747]Do this,
Strap yourself with a shitload of what look like explosives under a coat.
Stand up in assembly fling open the jacket and start screaming verses from the Qu'ran scream allah ackbar and then pull the cord.
The cord is attached to a shitload of party poppers.
Then say "Oh what because my middle name is Hussein you thought it was real?!"
Then lulz will ensue.[/QUOTE]
Road flares should do the trick.
[QUOTE=Doriol;25108532]what[/QUOTE]
They act like they're normal people so they don't raise suspicion.
You could buy a shirt that says "Not A Terrorist" on it.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25106619]Your school has lots of immature people. My name is Adolf Pol Pot Stalin Mao Osama and I never caught any flak at all[/QUOTE]
My name is Lenin Marx, and I don't get shit. I only [I]give [/I]shit.
To everyone.
You should be happy... All for Allah Akbar!
Snipsnipsnipsnip
[QUOTE=Wally Z;25108607]Actually, it's pronounced "Allow Ackbar".
.[/QUOTE]
It's Alla-hu Ack-Bar
The 'hu' at the end of the word signifies that the next word is a descriptor/adjective of the previous word.
Arabic is much more complicated than you think, as evidenced by this lion:
[IMG]http://media.smashingmagazine.com/cdn_smash/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/calligraphy46.jpg[/IMG]
See those apostrophe like markings over the letters? They all mean something and they all change the way the word is said or pronounced.
This entire Jihad=Exploding arabs will pass just as the Kamikaze descriptor has lost it's connotations to exploding asian person.
OP stop blowing things out of proportion
[QUOTE=dookster;25106299][U][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koran"]Qu'ran[/URL][/U]
:rolleyes:
The extra O wasn't needed though.
What I'm trying to say is. I'm an idiot.[/QUOTE]
You still got it wrong, and you even linked to the wikipedia page, which spelt it right.
Hey, do you have a facebook? I need a Hussein on my list to combat with my dads Alliqi. No, but really, I feel bad and that's why I ask.
tell them saddam was a successful mmovie actor, in south park
Find a weak spot and make fun of them.
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come to think of it next time someone says anything like that point out that they're linking the name with Saddam, who was a successful leader for many years[/QUOTE]
That probably wouldn't be a good, trying to prove that he was a good person would be hard enough without the middle name Hussien, especially to blockheaded morons.
Morons will be Morons
some people just can't understand the difference between a terrorist/Muslim/a guy with an arabic name
Alright, so im in my final period of school. When somebody brought up my name, I told them to shut the fuck up, and guess what they did :smug:
Oh and today was awesome. Its spirit week at our school, and today was famous pairs day. I was Player 1 and Player 2 with someone :D
My friends called me "Ankle Swingers" for 3 years cause I wore short brown trousers for a week.
Yeah but seriously, dont take it to heart.
Tell them that you have special relations, and if they don't want to find a can of mustard gas in their living room one day then they should shut up.
[QUOTE=EpicMan!;25105650]And how can I increase my self esteem since I'm recovering from depression and meds aren't an option?[/QUOTE]
Weightlifting. No fucking kidding, weightlifting.
Haters gonna hate.
It's a joke, get over it.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;25110850]It's a joke, get over it.[/QUOTE]
Try putting yourself in his place would you easily get over it o.O ?
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