• You can ejaculate any liquid/semi-liquid, what do you choose and why?
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wtf ninja'd I guess I'd go with ioasca then
[QUOTE=Lick;35745811]wtf ninja'd I guess I'd go with ioasca then[/QUOTE] um you mean ayahuasca?
If my penis and surrounding areas becomes resistant to the material: Liquid Hydrogen. Sexy as shit.
I want to ejaculate compressed air
all the oil in the world
pure mdma
People saying gold, diamonds, platinum, etc. are really either overestimating the value of these things or overestimating how much semen they can make For one, powdered diamonds would be much less expensive than regular diamonds and would cut up your urethra pretty badly. For two, platinum (the most valuable of all listed) is about $1,567.70/oz. The average ejaculation is about 0.16 fluid ounces (one teaspoon). Even assuming the entirety of your ejaculation was platinum (which would injure your penis pretty badly) you would only make about $250 per jack off, which is more than enough to live on, but won't make you rich either. Suspend it in a gel and you'll only get $50 per jack off, and assuming you don't have a second job, you'll still be poor. On the other hand, expelling an only medium-valuable material like platinum instead of, say, metallic hydrogen makes you much less likely to get kidnapped and "milked" for resources or start wars over your semen. I've thought about this way too much.
Liquified KFC so I can get me all the black babes
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35746086]People saying gold, diamonds, platinum, etc. are really either overestimating the value of these things or overestimating how much semen they can make For one, powdered diamonds would be much less expensive than regular diamonds and would cut up your urethra pretty badly. For two, platinum (the most valuable of all listed) is about $1,567.70/oz. The average ejaculation is about 0.16 fluid ounces (one teaspoon). Even assuming the entirety of your ejaculation was platinum (which would injure your penis pretty badly) you would only make about $250 per jack off, which is more than enough to live on, but won't make you rich either. Suspend it in a gel and you'll only get $50 per jack off, and assuming you don't have a second job, you'll still be poor. On the other hand, expelling an only medium-valuable material like platinum instead of, say, metallic hydrogen makes you much less likely to get kidnapped and "milked" for resources or start wars over your semen. I've thought about this way too much.[/QUOTE] $250 each time I jack off is pretty awesome
Gasoline, Have sex with my gas tank erryday! Or 3 musketeers filling.
lsd so I can trip balls and cum at the same time
lemonade. i love lemonade.
[QUOTE=WarRocker32;35738992]glass[/QUOTE] Glass isn't a liquid/semi-liquid, idget, it's an "amorphous solid" The lowest temperature you can get ANY type of glass to flow like a liquid/semi-liquid is about 235 C. At any temperature regularly reached on earth, glass is completely solid (It is only given the term amorphous because of the random arrangement of atoms). The thing about old glass windows being thicker on the bottom due to it flowing is only half true. Windows WERE like that. but purposefully oddly shaped to be more sturdy, otherwise windows would be easy to fall out of the frame due to being top heavy. NOT because of flowing. Infact, ancient greek glass art/figures are completely normal shaped, with no disfiguring. Plasma isn't a liquid either. In fact, plasma is... plasma, it's own state of matter. the moar you know!
Waffle syrup
nitric acid 100% :v:
Super Glue
Semen. I'm tired of ejaculating lightning all the time.
Fire ants.
Water, it doesnt smell and its not sticky.
I'd ejaculate Parasteatoda Tepidariorum venom because A. it would be badass and B. each ejaculation would be worth 71,000 dollars, assuming my ejaculation is 0.16 fluid ounces. :) (In reality I wouldn't choose that because you'd fill the market decently fast and your profits would plummet.)
Probably chocolate or Half-Life 2 Episode 3 DVD's Oh nevermind i haven't read the title okay liquid that can be made in cd's. :V
[QUOTE=7331;35748681]Probably chocolate or Half-Life 2 Episode 3 DVD's Oh nevermind i haven't read the title okay liquid that can be made in cd's. :V[/QUOTE] A CD would split your dick open.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35749853]A CD would split your dick open.[/QUOTE] Im pretty sure we've come to the conclusion that our dicks would be resistant to anything we say. I mean, that'd defeat the purpose of the thread if it wasn't so.
Pancake Mix Then they will think I just have a really great diet :v:
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;35738911]molten lava[/QUOTE] I seriously fucking hate when this happens.
spiders
Truffle oil. I don't need metal tearing up my gentlemen parts. That or pure water, because pure water tastes the best.
razor blades
Syrup of Ipecac.
Molten plutonium/uranium. Glow in the dark jizz.
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