You can ejaculate any liquid/semi-liquid, what do you choose and why?
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tupac holograms
Bong water.
You don't use a huge fucking title to post 1-line posts.
Alkaloid
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35751669]You don't use a huge fucking title to post 1-line posts.[/QUOTE]
I didn't buy it I don't know where it came from.
Holy water
Semen that tastes really sweet, fine with me.
Creme Fraiche
Liquid marijuana
smoke dick erryday
pure honey
I want bees are over my dick
you know insect swarm in bioshock? Imagine that but on my dick
semen and heroin so any girl who sucked my dick would get addicted to my dope dick.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35757720]pure honey
I want bees are over my dick
you know insect swarm in bioshock? Imagine that but on my dick[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100115031411/bioshock/images/a/a7/Insect_Swarm.png[/img]
If you're ok with your dick looking like that, you have issues
Can't think of liquids, but I'd want to be able to ejaculate steam.
Why?
Because then I could wrap my dick in tinfoil and pretend it's a steampunk machine when it blows out steam and looks metallic.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35759488][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100115031411/bioshock/images/a/a7/Insect_Swarm.png[/img]
If you're ok with your dick looking like that, you have issues[/QUOTE]
OH GOD WHAT
THIS THREAD IS COMEDY GOLD
I'd cum electrified water, so I can use my dick as a teaser
Milk and cookies
Bitches love milk and cookies
I'd cum .308 bullets at 1,200 Meters/second and piss Nitroglycerine.
I piss plasma and cum lasers
just like any other Enclave officer from fallout 3
Listerine mouthwash.
Jello
fucking hell
why is everything in fast threads related to masturbation and jizz
what is wrong with you guys
Antimatter i would be the richest man ever.
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;35740503]You can make a fortune selling your Fountain of Jizz, and live with that fortune forever, think of the possibilities. Time to capture you and attach some sort of Udder sucking device and use it for own uses.[/QUOTE]
Or he could just get free blowjobs forever.
Mercury
Diamonds.
Eh, dunno.
At first I'd say something like coke... but then I realized that I don't like getting blowjobs that much and I'm not sure a lot of girls would enjoy having carbonated soda squirted into their vaginas or ass. So I guess I'll just stay with regular semen, but also with a minty fresh smell.
Some form of aphrodisiac.
Liquid Ainsley
[QUOTE=cdrw5;35761447]Antimatter i would be the richest man ever.[/QUOTE]
Sad to say everything in a couple hundred feet radius around you would be instantly decimated after your first wank.
[QUOTE=cdrw5;35761447]Antimatter i would be the richest man ever.[/QUOTE]
You'll become the greatest suicide bomber ever. Walk into the pentagon or something, go to the bathroom and have a wank, everyone dies.
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