• You can ejaculate any liquid/semi-liquid, what do you choose and why?
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Liquid uranium. Cum stains have a half life of 4.6 billion years.
Higgs Bosons
Liquid Marshmallows. You know you'd want a taste of this.
Mustard.
platinum haha im rich faggots oh and shite thread btw
[QUOTE=meppers;35764361]oh and shite thread btw[/QUOTE] Welcome to fast threads.
Manna
Clean water, I can go to Africa and feed the children.
Music.
Virgin Oil. It's very fitting as well.
Sperm so I can reproduce
A cure for all sexually transmitted diseases so that way i don't have to wear a condom. UNPROTECTED SEX FTW!!!!!!!!
vaporized weed 1. get high 2. forget about cum being vapor 3. fap 4. mind-fuck on why is my semen going up and not down :v:
oh and totino's pizza rolls
Silly string Orange juice Diarrhea smokescreen blood ejaculate piss/piss cum
Something different every time. Make it a surprise. One day it's coffee, the next it's petrol.
Gasoline. I would save so much money.
Repulsion Gel [T]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100703085026/half-life/en/images/thumb/6/6e/Repulsion_gel.jpg/250px-Repulsion_gel.jpg[/T] So I don't have to use a ladder
[QUOTE=miroki;35768011]Repulsion Gel [T]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100703085026/half-life/en/images/thumb/6/6e/Repulsion_gel.jpg/250px-Repulsion_gel.jpg[/T] So I don't have to use a ladder[/QUOTE] I don't understand how repulsion gel doesn't simply make you break both your legs, from a physics standpoint. While we're at it, how does propulsion gel work? Decreasing friction would just make it impossible to run, and increasing friction wouldn't make you run fast either.
Protein shake, fuck yea bro come at me
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35768623]I don't understand how repulsion gel doesn't simply make you break both your legs, from a physics standpoint. While we're at it, how does propulsion gel work? Decreasing friction would just make it impossible to run, and increasing friction wouldn't make you run fast either.[/QUOTE] Because Chell was wearing Long Fall Boots
[QUOTE=miroki;35768665]Because Chell was wearing Long Fall Boots[/QUOTE] Yeah but Cave Johnson stated that a control group subject broke every bone in his body because he landed on blue paint instead of repulsion gel.
Pepsi
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35768710]Yeah but Cave Johnson stated that a control group subject broke every bone in his body because he landed on blue paint instead of repulsion gel.[/QUOTE] Maybe that was before the boots, or any other safe fall devices, were invented. [editline]30th April 2012[/editline] But let's take this to the portal thread, so we don't derail
something that alters to memory to make people forget.
I've changed my mind. I now want to cum liquid Skittles. Bet you want to taste this rainbow ;)
Black acrylic paint. No, don't ask where I got this idea.
Strawberry smoothie. Because that shit is tasty yo!
Spit, so I can spit on the faces of people I don't like. Wait. Something's not right.
Really rough sandpaper and bleach.
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