You can ejaculate any liquid/semi-liquid, what do you choose and why?
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Chocolate semen
Garry.
[QUOTE=venn178;35740230]Definitely liquid nitrogen.
Actually I had a conversation once about creating a justice league of useless powers. My idea was pissing liquid nitrogen.[/QUOTE]
I had an idea where it was called "The League of Hardcore Gamers".
Each super gamer had the power of his specific game.
CoD Kid for example, was one of the funniest ideas for a super hero that I've ever had ever.
He had the power to summon any Call of Duty gun ever created, and to cuss at three times the speed and strength of any normal person alive.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35759488][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100115031411/bioshock/images/a/a7/Insect_Swarm.png[/img]
If you're ok with your dick looking like that, you have issues[/QUOTE]
dude my dick already looks like that
it even has a sweater
and a hornet
lightening. like this:
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/26623558/Zing.gif[/IMG]
[editline]30th April 2012[/editline]
I KNOW IT'S NOT FUCKING LIQUID
I changed my mind.
Chainswords.
Skittles, so I can taste the rainbow ;D
Reposting smokescreen because bottom of page
What ever slimer from ghost busters is made of
Cure for cancer.
Pudding.
Blood of a wolverine.
[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;35746086]People saying gold, diamonds, platinum, etc. are really either overestimating the value of these things or overestimating how much semen they can make
For one, powdered diamonds would be much less expensive than regular diamonds and would cut up your urethra pretty badly.
For two, platinum (the most valuable of all listed) is about $1,567.70/oz. The average ejaculation is about 0.16 fluid ounces (one teaspoon). Even assuming the entirety of your ejaculation was platinum (which would injure your penis pretty badly) you would only make about $250 per jack off, which is more than enough to live on, but won't make you rich either. Suspend it in a gel and you'll only get $50 per jack off, and assuming you don't have a second job, you'll still be poor. On the other hand, expelling an only medium-valuable material like platinum instead of, say, metallic hydrogen makes you much less likely to get kidnapped and "milked" for resources or start wars over your semen.
I've thought about this way too much.[/QUOTE]
You have no idea how much I fap every day.
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;35764950]Clean water, I can go to Africa and feed the children.[/QUOTE]
YOU DON'T FEED PEOPLE WITH WATER
Mad milk
Faith.
Adamantium, make bitches mouths, vaginas and everything else indestructable
Oh, and making tissues impossible to dispose of.
I HAVE DEVIL POSTS
energy drinks
because then my cum is pure energy
More dicks.
Liquid nitrogen and call myself freeza.
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Friendship and magic.
[QUOTE=!LORD M!;35783105]Friendship and magic.[/QUOTE]
huge avatar
apple juice flavored semen, because I would like to be able to procreate.
Vegetable juice
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;35778742]Skittles, so I can taste the rainbow ;D[/QUOTE]
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Lol
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