supposed to be ordering pizza but dominos keep fisting my ass
My friend asked me something:
"Dude,if a gay couple goes to heaven,will the angel ask them why their assholes are bigger than usual"
:what:
[QUOTE=matt000024;51577079]I want to learn how to knife fight like a true gangster.[/QUOTE]
There's a bit of a problem with that.
[video=youtube;4DzcOCyHDqc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc[/video]
my christmas is gonna suck because fuck my family
[QUOTE=Mr.Brown;51577348]my christmas is gonna suck because fuck my family[/QUOTE]
i'm in the same boat
luckily i'm just going to get blackout drunk with some mates after the dinner
i need to get fucking drunk too but i have no friends to hang out with so fuck my life
just gonna cry under my blanket the whole day
FUUUUU--
MUH cOMPUTER DUN BROEKD
wow life really sucks
How does Santa Claus fit down the chimney if he's so fat?
[QUOTE=Godzillan;51576949]Dendi is a saint.[/QUOTE]
Oppa dendi
I am very hungry.
Give me the butt
[QUOTE=PsycheClops;51577452]How does Santa Claus fit down the chimney if he's so fat?[/QUOTE]
He rubbed himself in butter then he slide down.
i aint gone finesse on you i aint gone finesse on you stop playin these games
Had to reinstall windows...
That's one Crustmas dinner missed due to sickness.
On a side thought, if I always sounded the way I do when I'm sick, I might have had a voice acting career ahead of me.
As, like, the go-to ghoul-and-raspy-monster-voice man
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51577486]I am very hungry.
Give me the butt[/QUOTE]
[url]https://my.mixtape.moe/kxtymc.ogg[/url]
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51577640][url]https://my.mixtape.moe/kxtymc.ogg[/url][/QUOTE]
I expected that
And I was not disappointed
Thank you
Went to this used video games store yesterday and thought it was super cool. I think what I liked the most about it was that the store was clean, well presented, and had an ample selection of all the classic games you would want. I picked up a copy of the Half-Life Playstation 2 port which might seem redundant, but I always thought it was cool to have.
now it's come to this
Wtf is with you people
Never play the Toxx game.
help
[url]http://taskbah.ytmnd.com/[/url]
this has been on infinite loop in my head
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sBRtYcC.png[/img]
super sekrit leaked mod discussions
[QUOTE=Novangel;51577766][img]http://i.imgur.com/sBRtYcC.png[/img]
super sekrit leaked mod discussions[/QUOTE]
Jawohl mein Kommandant.
apparantly common sense is too much to ask for nowadays
hello friends
[QUOTE=Xubs;51577871][t]https://68.media.tumblr.com/ee0179e0a4069f043116f33f862f17f0/tumblr_oimxxrzWBM1qe81uzo3_1280.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
precious small mammal in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world. There are eight different genera in the family classified as rabbits, including the European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus), cottontail rabbits (genus Sylvilagus; 13 species), and the Amami rabbit (Pentalagus furnessi, an endangered species on Amami Ōshima, Japan). There are many other species of rabbit, and these, along with pikas and hares, make up the order Lagomorpha. The male is called a buck and the female is a doe; a young rabbit is a kitten or kit.
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