[QUOTE=codenamecueball;18099659]Im writing up a application, hell maybe I could have the [b]optimism[/b] to get through this
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I cant think of events in my life[/QUOTE]
youre a ratings whore ANDa 13 year old
no way no how are you going to get elected
Can you apply for any section or subsection you want or is this just for particular sections? If so which? And do you have to put your full name or can it just be your first name?
[QUOTE=socklicker;18100401]Can you apply for any section or subsection you want or is this just for particular sections? If so which? And do you have to put your full name or can it just be your first name?[/QUOTE]
Its for the Facepunch category. So you will be moderating all of this [Url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3[/Url]
I sent an application, but Hezzy wont choose me, because i'm a 15 year old faggot
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Or maybe he will ? :iiam:
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;18100461]Its for the Facepunch category. So you will be moderating all of this [Url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3[/Url][/QUOTE]
Oh shit I have no chance at that. The only one I'd have a chance in is Photoshop Contests.
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[QUOTE=socklicker;18100563]Oh shit I have no chance at that. The only one I'd have a chance in is Photoshop Contests.[/QUOTE]
They changed it. You mod category's not sections now.
Oh, this will be fun.
I would, but I don't have the post count. Sadly, I'm a lurker.
Guess I can't reapply.
:(
Damn. The last set of questions got me. Nothing interesting happens to me.
I don't know. I might make a bad MOD...
Unless I print off the rules and study them.:eng101:
We sure need one now that mm3guy committed mod seppuku.
oh, it is the same as last time.
you guys still need 5 more?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18104626]We sure need one now that mm3guy committed mod seppuku.[/QUOTE]
But there was no honor in his demise. Therefore, not seppuku.
I will not fill out a stupid form!!
BUT!
I am the best user right now, my power rankings are through the roof, and every thread that I have made has received a great deal of positive response.
I will post my picture along with my reasons to why I should be a Section Moderator on these forums:
Source:[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=835848[/url]
[quote]Here are my talents/skills:
Speak/write/read fluent English.
Speak/write/read fluent Arabic.
Speak/write/read some Spanish (based on 2 years of high school Spanish).
I can draw pretty well.
I know a lot about science, everything from K+ (potassium) pumps in the body, to memory and KREBS cycle, to aging and cancer (how glucose actually makes you age faster, etc.), to quantum mechanics and the Shrodinger equation.
I am handsome (not willing to prove it)
I a very well mannered irl.
I am very logical, and yes I know, it's not very logical to make a thread asking to become a gold member, and yes if someone gives me a gold membership they WILL have more people asking for them. Yes, a gold membership is nothing but yellow/orange name, with a crappy forum. Yes, I will most likely never get my request, but you miss 100% of the shots that you don't take, so it's worth a try.
I am at a university, majoring in biology and chemistry.
I am from Iraq.
When I was in Iraq, I was number one in my school of 5000, having NEVER had a score bellow 10/10 in a class or a 100/100 (5th and 6th grade they graded us out of 100 in classes, and elementary school in America is the equivalent of kindergarden in Iraq).
I learned how to talk (Arabic) before I could walk, at the age of 8 months.
Having only been in the US for 8 years, I can speak it better than most of my American-born friends. In fact I am currently a Contributing Reporter for my school's newspaper.
I tutor under-class-men physics, chemistry, and calculus at my school.
I work on a cancer floor at a hospital.
I am great at video games, and despite my very busy life, I manage to play video games more than everything else, and I am successful at everything that I do/have done (maybe not this thread, but again you miss 100% of the shots you do not take).
I recently made a thread stating that I wanted to fuck verynicelady: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=835434[/url][/quote]
[img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2lc75ac.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Dr. Schrodinger;18104978]I will not fill out a stupid form!![/QUOTE]
You are really full of yourself. Why should Hezzy give it to you instead of the people who took the time to fill out the form? People making more of an effort than listing a load of bullshit reasons.
[QUOTE=nerdygamer;18086563]:irony:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg[/img]
Listen to mcbain
meeps am i right
Ban all sons of bitches, right?
[QUOTE=Hezzy;18086102]We have five positions open on our moderator team. If you would like to apply to be a [url=http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3]Facepunch[/url] Category Moderator, please email the following form to [email]facepunch.recruitment@googlemail.com[/email]. If you have already applied in the previous thread there is no need to reapply.
[b]FAQ[/b]
[b]Q.[/b] Why aren't you doing Moderator Nominations and Elections any more?
[b]A.[/b] I am trialling this new system which will hopefully provide the forum with a better standard of moderators.
[b]Q.[/b] Please could you explain the selection process?
[b]A.[/b] It consists of three stages. The first stage is this stage - people send in their applications and they are judged by what they have written in them. If they are successful, they are notified and proceed to the next stage. The second stage is an investigation, I will ask the applicants to list their accounts and I will go through post histories, ban histories, etc. I will be checking for posting style, attitude and judging the quality of your posts. I want to narrow it down to five people to go on to the third stage, which is moderator probation. They are assigned to the relevant category and after a week or so I will decide whether or not they are fit to be a moderator. If the applicant is deemed unfit, then I will go to the next person down in the list (which is arranged with the best applicants at the top).
[b]Q.[/b] Will my application be shared with anyone?
[b]A.[/b] It may be posted in the moderator forum. If you are a successful applicant then it may be posted as an example of a good application for future applicants.
[b]Q.[/b] I think you don't like me, why should I bother applying?
[b]A.[/b] As I have previously said, I am judging people by their application and not my opinion of them.
[b]Q.[/b] Can I resubmit my application during the recruitment window?
[b]A.[/b] Yes - make sure you resubmit it from the same email address as your first application and that you mention that it is a resubmission in the subject field.
[b]Q.[/b] I can't think of anything to write for the last set of questions, please could you give me some pointers?
[b]A.[/b] Have a sit down and think about some examples, it doesn't have to be on the internet. I will be marking you on your thought process so make sure you give me a good idea of how you reacted and why you reacted in that way. I will also be marking you to a lesser extent on the outcome of the situation and how you dealt with it. The last set of questions are the most important because they allow me to understand how you think.
[b]Q.[/b] Will I be able to ask for feedback if I am unsuccessful?
[b]A.[/b] Yes. Once I announce that the second stage has started and you have not received an email telling you that you have passed, you can send me an email with the subject "Feedback" and I will let you know what I thought of your application.
[b]Q.[/b] Does regdate / postcount matter?
[b]A.[/b] Yes, it is an indicator of how long you have been on Facepunch and how much you contribute. I want to know that the applicant understands Facepunch and this is one way that shows me straight away. If you understand Facepunch, then you won't have any problems.
Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]
a dumb inquiry
Can i send mine via PM? my mailbox admin was a dick and accidentally deleted it :P [i use a private mailbox]
He's gonna pick me.
(confidence = key)
[QUOTE=Striker89;18096478]Hezzy, you should post a list of all the members you've received applications from.[/QUOTE]
I have received over 300 applications. No.
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;18106599]a dumb inquiry
Can i send mine via PM? my mailbox admin was a dick and accidentally deleted it :P [i use a private mailbox][/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;18109467]I have received over 300 applications. No.
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There goes your spare time. That must suck
[QUOTE=Denzo;18110066]There goes your spare time. That must suck[/QUOTE]
If he picks out good moderators, it'll be worth it. Too much shit posting lately :v:
Is there any specific deadline for the application? Since I'd like to really think through my application and wirte something good.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18110111]If he picks out good moderators, it'll be worth it. Too much shit posting lately :v:[/QUOTE]
delete gd and ft
[QUOTE=Grayron;18112246]delete gd and ft[/QUOTE]
No, they just need more moderator attention
[QUOTE=Grayron;18112246]delete gd and ft[/QUOTE]
Then all the attention would go somewhere else.
Filling out that form took a while but I did good I think.
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