• Yo momma jokes (RECRUITING FOR BATTLe)
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Yo momma's so fat that whenever she wears high heels she strikes oil.
yo momma is so fat that she has more folds than an origami bird -original-
Yo momma is a man
Yo momma is so fat that native Americans colonized her, thinking that they had found "the new world"! [B]AW SNAP![/B]
Yo momma is so fat, that not even i would fuck her, and i'm really fucking desperate.
Yo momma so fat, a Mayan estimated several hundred years ago: 'One day, there will be a great power that envelopes the world. And it shall be called... YOE MOOMAA!' Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application form! Yo momma so stupid, when someone told her the Beatles were performing, she said 'Oh no! I trod on one yesterday!'
Yo' mamma so fat, her ass is a blackhole. Whut?
Your mother is so fat, when she fell down, she got arrested for homicide. Your mother is so fat, I had to take a car, a plane, and 2 buses to get on her good side.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the neighbors break in to close the curtains. [editline]03:47PM[/editline] Yo momma's so old, when I asked her to act her age, she died.
Your mother is the joke, I'm the punchline.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s&feature=fvst[/media] Tell yo momma that you are fat, Or I could tell her later.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV i missed a whole series of Friends. BURN
Your moms cool
Yo mamma so fat that even [B]YOU[/B] look thin compared to her. Yo mamma so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo mamma so fat that when a whale saw her it started singing "We are family" Yo mamma so dumb that when she through a stone she betted it wouldnt hit the ground and finnaly Yo mamma so dumb that she sat on the TV watching the couch all day =/
Lol fast threads you are so dumb. You actually tell yo momma jokes. The oify wins by default.
Your maternal parent is such a whore, her vagina can be labeled as a legally allowed cave.
Yo momma so screwed up, i cant even say anything -original-
Yo momma is so fat she played the iceberg in The Titanic!
[QUOTE=FFFFFUUUUU;19505586]Yo mama so stupid, she tried to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.[/QUOTE] Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired of the M&M´s factory cause she sorted out the W´s
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out! Yo momma so butt-ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin'! Yo momma so poor I stepped into he cardboard box, stepped on a cigerette and she yelled "Oi, who turned off the heater?!" Yo momma so poor I saw her kickin' a can across the street the other day, I asked "What are you doing?" She said "Moving." [editline]06:49PM[/editline] Yo momma so fat when she was down by the ocean a whale jumped out of it and started singing "We are family, even though you're bigger than me!" [editline]06:49PM[/editline] Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said [B][U]"I GOT THE POWER!"[/U][/B] [editline]06:51PM[/editline] Yo momma so old when she tries to breast feed, nothing but powder comes out! [editline]06:52PM[/editline] Yo momma so fat, the only way yo daddy could find her pussy was to roll her around in flour and find the wet spot! [editline]06:54PM[/editline] Yo momma so fat she got to wear Levi's 50000000000000000001 jeans. [editline]06:57PM[/editline] Yo momma's feet so big, when I asked her to act her age not her shoe size, she exploded into dust!
Yo mamma's like a lampost, I turn her on every night (hurr durr) Yo mamma's like a vacume, she sucks and blows then I lay her in the closet (durr hurr)
[QUOTE=Trogdon;19516626]Lol fast threads you are so dumb. You actually tell yo momma jokes. The oify wins by default.[/QUOTE] Yeah... well... [highlight]YOUR MOM.[/highlight] :saddowns:
YO MAMA IS LIKE A BRICK; SHE'S FLAT, DIRTY, AND ONLY GETS LAID BY MEXICANS! :damn: :snoop: :damn:
[QUOTE=Trogdon;19516626]Lol fast threads you are so dumb. You actually tell yo momma jokes. The oify wins by default.[/QUOTE] Yo momma was dumb in bed last night.
Fast Threads... I've lost faith in your dissing capabilities :Dawkins102:
Yo momma is so fat,that there is a smaller momma orbiting around yours.
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