• Yo momma jokes (RECRUITING FOR BATTLe)
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Your mother sucks so hard, if she sucked peas through a straw, they'd puncture her lungs, causing her to slowly suffocate to death gasping for air in a most horrible and gruesome death. Ice Burn Bitch
Yo momma was ice burned in bed last night!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she was locked [b]in a grocery store and starved/in a matress store and slept on the floor.[/b]
[QUOTE=0v3rkill;19518174]YO MAMA IS LIKE A BRICK; SHE'S FLAT, DIRTY, AND ONLY GETS LAID BY MEXICANS! :damn: :snoop: :damn:[/QUOTE] :whatup:
I am not fond of your mother.
......you people don't get out much do you? Here's a [B]real[/B] yo momma joke Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head to make-up her mind
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