[QUOTE=matt000024;48414262]Why the fuck would someone watch the Toxic Avenger and then think "This would be a good children's program!"[/QUOTE]
Because back in the late 80's/early 90's, people would make ANYTHING into children's programming if they thought kids would buy merchandise based off of it. FFS, they made cartoons based on [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboCop:_The_Animated_Series]Robocop[/url] and [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Shop]Little Shop Of Horrors[/url], to name two examples I recall off hand.
A black Grandson is so sad that none of his family has ever been racecar drivers, so his Grandma decides to be his perfect role model and do it herself. I drew this representation of the racing scene
[t]http://i.imgur.com/T7RkoIp.png[/t]
Jar Jar Binks: The Movie (Ft. Minions)
A sassy black man has to go save his ghetto from the white corporate leaders who plan on destroying the area and making it into park.
[QUOTE=Last or First;48411402]An animated version of Romeo and Juliet, but all of the characters are replaced with seals.
No, wait, I can do better than that. An animated version of the Titanic, where they try and say "don't worry kids, no one [I]really[/I] died!" and put talking animals everywhere.
hold on
wait a second
[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_%26_Juliet:_Sealed_with_a_Kiss]oh no[/url]
[B][I][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_the_Titanic]oh no[/url][/I][/B][/QUOTE]
You forgot the [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic:_The_Legend_Goes_On"]second animated Titanic movie with talking animals everywhere.[/URL]
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48412458]A 90-minute animated romp that attempts to teach politics to children from a neutral standpoint, but for some reason has a bias against the GOP. It's really preachy and ham-fisted on how it delivers its messages, and the story is incoherently confusing to follow.[/QUOTE]
I think [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit"]an obscure title that already exists fits that description closely.[/URL]
atlas shrugged
Hitler Saves the World from Time Travelers: The Musical
Kebab Removers: FUCCk ashol turks edition.
A movie about the Serbian massacre at Srebrenica.
[QUOTE=SIRIUS;48421121]atlas shrugged[/QUOTE]
Thank God they never tried to make a movie out of that.
I mean, thank God they went an abysmal first part and the two more.
A Night with Bill Cosby: 3D
[QUOTE=Rebi;48412174]It would be poorly conceived as a children's film, but if that were to be made as an animated movie for adults then it'd be pretty damn good.[/QUOTE]
Wolf Children's kinda similar.
Schindler's list Animated Remake.
Hold it.
Directed and Written by Adam Sandler, with Sandler as Schindler.
Frozen 2(0) - Elsa has to save the world from global warming but she meets challenges along the way! (e.g. "obama created global warming" believers)
A Dreamworks Musical about the Bataan Death March.
Pixar's "The Aristocrats"
Facepunch: The Original Animated Movie: milkandcooki's Revenge
Drink Up!
Basically Foodfight!, only with characters that represent various popular sodas.
Some character examples:
R.C Cola is essentially like The King Of Town from Homestar Runner. As in only "royal" because he dresses as such.
Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb are semi identical twins that are at odds with each other.
"Coke" resembles Tony Montana.
Mountain Dew could either be a xtr33me g@m3r or a hillbilly.
[B]From Rags to Bitches. [/B]
Adam Sandler plays an animated talking Do-Rag that's being worn by Samuel L. Jackson (which is Kevin James in blackface). Kooky hijinks ensue when the dynamic duo accidentally make a smash hit viral video containing four hours of Adam Sandler's fart noises and "HAAA-AHAHAHAAAAA" laugh and Kevin James flapping his fat face cheeks.
[B]That's the Way the Cookie Rumbles.[/B]
Adam Sandler buys WWE, which is played by Kevin James. Sandler tries to turn the WWE around by making it revisit it's glory days of the Attitude Era, but with a twist! The twist is that the wrestlers actually have to kill eachother in the ring. John Cena is booked to win the WWE heavyweight championship at SummerSlam, but unfortunately he gets his cock rocked by The Rock and dies from blood loss. Hijinks ensue during the Royal Rumble, when Sandler has to resort to tossing his corpse onto a trampoline so he can make it into the ring. Cameo appearances by Vince McMahon and Chris Benoit.
Salil Sawarim: Motion Picture Musical Edition
The Jetsons Movie. Horrible in so many ways.
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