• If You Could Change One Thing In History
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I'd turn the H into a P, and I'd probably just giggle after that.
Stop Leviticus/ The Bible from ever being written.
[QUOTE=$$>MUFFIN<$$;41263907]Go back and rewrite the bible to have dinosaurs, aliens, cool wars, and cool rules.[/QUOTE] Dinosaurs are already in the Bible. They don't call them dinosaurs, though. They call them titans or some stupid shit. I think they should have called the Thunder Fuckers. [editline]2nd July 2013[/editline] Also, prevent the church from bastardizing the Bible so that it would become a tool to help, not harm.
Would rename Ted E. Roosevelt to Ted E. Bear renamed Lincoln to Lincolon renamed Jesus to Hey Zeus change poland to some secret militarization country so when hitler and stalin invaded them poland would fuck shit up would've made the 1917? christmas unofficial peace last to the point where no one wanted to fight anymore and the governments had no power over the soldiers would have never closed toonami/ old cartoon network whatever it was in the 1990's early 2000's have people keep the old style of suits, caps/hats still around (shit was awesome lookin)
Honestly, lots of people say they would "kill Hitler", but that just seems very unfair to me. I mean, reading his bio, he seemed like he would be a very charismatic and even likable guy (how the fuck do you think he managed to get an entire nation to support his radical ideals?) but he was just so impressionable. He was a decent painter in all truths, but, like the director of the Fine Arts Academy of Vienna suggested, he could have made a good architect. It is just so sad that he had to grow up on the streets poor, hungry, and, like all others in his position, looking for someone to blame. People in the Vienna slums feared the Jews in particular, which is what set Hitler's antisemitic viewpoint. All of this because his mother died and he could not support himself financially. Not only did the world gain a horrible man, but they lost a great one. If I could change something else (#2 on the list due to the OP) in history, I would probably give Hitler the money to pursue an architectural career and go on to live a full, happy life without causing so much misery to the world. There are only a few people who I think are irredeemable and should be killed. Stalin and Genghis would be among them.
Prevent the founder of Ashley Madison from being born.
I'd kill hitler.
I wouldn't kill Hitler, the world would likely change for the worst. Hitler's rise was unfortunately necessary, seeing as the French wanted the Rhineland, Italy wanted Austria, and who's to say the USSR wanted nothing. WWII was necessary for Germany to remain a country, likely preventing another bloody, violent, and possibly more destructive war from happening. That said, I'd go back to the Dark Ages and take over the Catholic Church, change around the rules, and use it to help people.
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