[QUOTE=fruxodaily;50253727][t]https://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2t0BqEXx1J1aCY/giphy.gif[/t] [B][U]LISTEN THE FUCK UP [/U][/B][t]https://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2t0BqEXx1J1aCY/giphy.gif[/t]
TRUMP HAS WON THE GOP NOMINATION (essentially), luckily nobody betted on Cruz or Karich winning
strap the fuck up[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZqa57O6wA[/media]
Yiiiiiiiw! 'Murica! :v:
Praying my knees to pieces that he overtakes Clinton on the finals,
I test-drived my toxx today and my blatter feels like her facebook fanpage right now.
[QUOTE=TechnoSandwic;50099877]Ban me if Trump wins; unban by me making a CS:GO level featuring almost exclusively pictures of Donald Trump.
:toxx:[/QUOTE]
Computer dead, instead, at the end of every post I must say "Make America Great Again!" into all of my posts along with a photo of Trump for the next 6 months. One post without it = perm
[QUOTE=TechnoSandwic;50305384]Computer dead, instead, at the end of every post I must say "Make America Great Again!" into all of my posts along with a photo of Trump for the next 6 months. One post without it = perm[/QUOTE]
No take backs, no excuses champ.
[QUOTE=LSK;50305880]No take backs, no excuses champ.[/QUOTE]
I was trying to make a compromise because my computer is broken and I probably won't be able to repair/replace it but what can I do
[editline]13th May 2016[/editline]
At least I'm not making dumb impossible Toxxes like some of the other people in this thread and aren't going "oh yeah just ban me for a month".
You can extend the time if you want but the CSGO map is unlikely yo happen anytime soon.
[QUOTE=TechnoSandwic;50306551]
At least I'm not making dumb impossible Toxxes like some of the other people in this thread and aren't going "oh yeah just ban me for a month".[/QUOTE]
I think this is a good point.
So how's this going to work with the Bernie supporters?
They going to start getting banned after the California primary or after the DNC convention?
Preferably the convention, for me, even though Sanders still doesn't have a shot he's not really formally lost until after that.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;50408776]So how's this going to work with the Bernie supporters?
They going to start getting banned after the California primary or after the DNC convention?
Preferably the convention, for me, even though Sanders still doesn't have a shot he's not really formally lost until after that.[/QUOTE]
They'll get banned whenever their toxx condition isn't met.
For example I toxxd that clinton won't be president, why would I get banned before the general?
Can I make my own toxx here?
I'm back bitches, and with a new Toxx!
If Bernie loses a majority of the states on June 7 (4 or more) by a 10%+ (40% or less of the vote) margin in each state lost, fucking [B]permaban[/B] me.
Account redemption:
Up to moderators discretion for redemption condition if what I put is not good enough.
I must make a batch of cookies with icing on them with each cookie having a different state Bernie lost and eat them all, on camera, while praising Hillary Clinton.
Alright alright
CHECK IT
If trump is elected President, You MAY permaban my ass,
Conditions to regain my account? - I must post a fan fiction about Trump Senpai in the samurai age of feudal Japan. Along his way to claim the throne from a crooked emperor Obama-san, he meets many characters including Hirrary and Bernie Sanders. Along the way he is followed by a trickster demon imp who constantly messes with him until he is forced to slay it, the demon's name? Odashio Adajio Lucifero....or "Ted".
MINIMUM 5 PAGES IN MS WORD
:toxx:
[QUOTE=cody8295;50408922]They'll get banned whenever their toxx condition isn't met.
For example I toxxd that clinton won't be president, why would I get banned before the general?[/QUOTE]
Some people toxxed that Bernie will win, not that others will lose.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;50408776]So how's this going to work with the Bernie supporters?
They going to start getting banned after the California primary or after the DNC convention?
Preferably the convention, for me, even though Sanders still doesn't have a shot he's not really formally lost until after that.[/QUOTE]
Looks like Postal couldn't hold himself back any longer.
Alright so I realized the toxx I called out earlier was just a -tad- shit so ill raise the stakes to something semi decent.
Replacement :toxx:
If trump becomes president ill post a picture of my ass, and (to make up for being such a little bitch to start with) [u]once I do so[/u], the first 5 people to PM me "Trump #1" will be gifted a copy of bad rats if they have a steam acc linked to their FP account.
[QUOTE=Doom64hunter;50470076]Looks like Postal couldn't hold himself back any longer.[/QUOTE]
What happened?
Stacker has started on the Trump mod.
Also will the toxxes still be in place after the forum change cause if not I'll make the Trump comic regardless.
If he wins*
Bernie has little to no chance of winning the DNC ticket
THEREFORE
- LoganIsAwesome
- Sergeant Stacker (must create a shitty hl2 mod starring trump as he razes "the world if Bernie Sanders doesn't win the presidential election" to redeem account)
glhf
[editline]10th June 2016[/editline]
oh and
BAN IF CLINTON WINS
- Cody8295
- LtKyle2
- .Vel (must eat two dollars worth of pennies to redeem their account)
Really hope Vel cleans those pennies and doesn't eat them all at once. Else keep 911 on speed dial
[editline]9th June 2016[/editline]
Will miss LtKyle
I can confirm that Stacker's Trump mod is coming along nicely.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6tkQ5IJ.png[/t]
[QUOTE=LtKyle2;50734266]I'm already toxxed for Hillary winning so what the fuck I'll add on another one.
If Gary Johnson gets 1% of the popular vote, permaban me. :toxx:[/QUOTE]
Another one to add.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;50484552]Really hope Vel cleans those pennies and doesn't eat them all at once. Else keep 911 on speed dial
[editline]9th June 2016[/editline]
Will miss LtKyle[/QUOTE]
I'll miss you too buddy.
Maybe we can have a NJ get together someday.
add me to the hitlist
[QUOTE=Saxon;50734192]If Gary Johnson wins you can perma ban me from FP for life
:toxx:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Saxon;50734403]FINE!
If Hillary doesn't win you can perma me[/QUOTE]
In case you didn't see the ggd thread SergeantStacker's toxx mod was released in all of its glory
[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1526238[/url]
banme if trump loses
[QUOTE=Cronos Dage;50736952]banme if clinton loses[/QUOTE]
Too safe.
Ban you if Clinton wins, ban you if Trump loses.
There, much better.
there, fixed
y'know when I posted my toxx I never thought trump would get this far
guess I'll order the shirt
God, I'm really hoping we make it to Facepunch 2.0 before November. Would be a shame if all of these toxxes were for nothing.
[QUOTE=Saza;50776084]y'know when I posted my toxx I never thought trump would get this far
guess I'll order the shirt[/QUOTE]
I second that, can confirm the money for the copies of bad rats is prepared and waiting.
Frux put my real toxx on the Op so people know to get them from me
[QUOTE=.Vel;49859712]If hilary clinton wins the election, I will eat a dollar in pennies
[editline]3rd March 2016[/editline]
Make that 2 dollars
:toxx:[/QUOTE]
Fuck why did I say this
[editline]26th July 2016[/editline]
Also, how bad is ingesting large amounts of pennies?
[editline]26th July 2016[/editline]
Apparently REALLY fucking bad. The copper can be easily worn away in the stomach and zinc causes stomach ulcers. Better get myself 200 pennies from before 1982 then
he could do that but everyone would see that as pussying out
then again it's preferable to killing your stomach
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