• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=Quark:;51290670]i already committed to a toxx earlier in the thread, but i'm gonna go ahead and do another on top to make my life less boring [IMG]https://facepunch.com/fp/emotes_p/toxx.gif[/IMG] if hillary wins the state of texas in the election, i will make my avatar a picture of hillary with the texan flag in the background to commemorate that fact[/QUOTE] I'm not even branding this it's so weak. Texas? "95% chance to vote Trump" Texas? "Hasn't gone blue since 1976 Texas?" Even the escape clause is piddly. :( Weak. [editline]5th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;51297998]If either candidate wins by a landslide (10%+ popular vote margin) I will frisbee my HP ProBook 450 from a 3rd floor window on video. No battery though, don't need a lithium fire :v: :toxx:[/QUOTE] Now, see, that's a Toxx. Estimated chance of this happening is about the same as Texas going blue, but at least it's a hell of an escape clause.
[media]https://twitter.com/SamWangPhD/status/788544053059153924[/media] Pretty weak toxx if you ask me. [editline]5th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;51296728]If Hillary wins, I will post furry porn in the thread announcing it within 48 hours :toxx: [highlight]I GET BANNED EITHER WAY[/highlight][/QUOTE] It better be a good quality porn! Nothing crazy either.
totally want to see trump win now seeing all those toxx's
[QUOTE=redBadger;51312793]totally want to see trump win now seeing all those toxx's[/QUOTE] I don't, please god
[QUOTE=redBadger;51312793]totally want to see trump win now seeing all those toxx's[/QUOTE] they'll make america great again by electing Clinton, don't worry
If Florida goes blue, I will eat 10 jellybeans covered in mustard.
Keep me unbanned if I make a burrito filled with habanero salsa, I will post it and won't drink a cup of water to redeem my account. This only applies to Fast Threads Rules: I must do it before final count on or before black friday If a mod can think of a better challenge(like food like [URL]http://www.foodchallenges.com/[/URL] ) I will do so in order to re earn my account
Two days until ultra_bright finds out he's not getting that blowjob :v:
Tomorrow will be a day of reckoning for half of Facepunch.
[QUOTE=JohnFisher89;51321256]Keep me unbanned if I make a burrito filled with habanero salsa, I will post it and won't drink a cup of water to redeem my account. This only applies to Fast Threads Rules: I must do it before final count on or before black friday If a mod can think of a better challenge(like food like [URL]http://www.foodchallenges.com/[/URL] ) I will do so in order to re earn my account[/QUOTE] no keep this kid permaed
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;51297998]If either candidate wins by a landslide (10%+ popular vote margin) I will frisbee my HP ProBook 450 from a 3rd floor window on video. No battery though, don't need a lithium fire :v: :toxx: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Toxx Clause: Permaban me if either presidential candidate wins a landslide in popular vote (+10%). Escape: Must frisbee my HP ProBook 450 out of a third floor window." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I have never hoped for something to happen as hard as I am now
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;51297998]If either candidate wins by a landslide (10%+ popular vote margin) I will frisbee my HP ProBook 450 from a 3rd floor window on video. No battery though, don't need a lithium fire :v: :toxx: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Toxx Clause: Permaban me if either presidential candidate wins a landslide in popular vote (+10%). Escape: Must frisbee my HP ProBook 450 out of a third floor window." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE] You better record it too if it comes to that.
[QUOTE=Erfly;51322489]You better record it too if it comes to that.[/QUOTE] But of course, where's the fun without video? I have a Nexus 5X and an iPhone 6. I could try to have two slow-mo (120/240) cameras going, but no promises there
[QUOTE=bloboo;51323044]I'm upping the shit on my previous toxx cause its a punk bitch toxx and Im only kind of a punk bitch; regardless of who wins, every 2 states won by trump (rounded up) i'll make 1 more level for a Doom 2 mod themed around Trump and Clinton + if hillary wins texas and/or florida or trump becomes potus, I'll go down a deck of cards eating every card up till I find the ace of spades.[/QUOTE] what happens if the ace of spades is the first card you find out of curiosity
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;51323051]what happens if the ace of spades is the first card you find out of curiosity[/QUOTE] Then he has to eat 10 decks.
Toxxing myself too for the hell of it If Trump wins I'll record myself singing Never gonna give you up, full lyrics or bust [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Toxx: If Trump wins. Escape: Record themselves singing Never gonna give you up, full lyrics or bust" - Bradyns))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Recurracy;51325117]Toxxing myself too for the hell of it If Trump wins I'll record myself singing Never gonna give you up, full lyrics or bust[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZxiqNjI.png[/IMG] y'all need to step up your risk game
But I'm a fucking pussy
go hard or GO HOME
alright then, change the conditions to either candidate winning with a 5% difference or less [editline]8th November 2016[/editline] I also have to do ridiculous Bayonetta-esq poses through the whole video while fondling with guns
I'm in. Ban me if Trump wins the presidential election. Redemption clause: To get unbanned I must relocate to outside of the US. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Toxx: Ban me if Trump wins the presidential election. Redemption clause: To get unbanned I must relocate to outside of the US." - BANNED USER))[/highlight]
Guess I forgot to make a toxx. If Trump carries PA, I'll Goosestep to class tomorrow. If Trump wins the election, I'll draw a swatstika on college property.
ban me if Trump wins or if any 3rd party candidate wins a state I will fist my asshole and record it to redeem this account if they do/he does [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Toxx: ban me if Trump wins. Redemption: I will fist my asshole and record it" - BANNED USER))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Vintage Thatguy;51325445]ban me if Trump wins or if any 3rd party candidate wins a state I will fist my asshole and record it to redeem this account if they do/he does[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/XTT0lmg.png[/img] dangerous game
I'm upping my stakes. I'm betting that Trump will lose Florida and that Clinton will win nationally by at least 5% of popular vote. If Trump wins Florida or Hillary wins nationally by less than 5% (or loses), [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_chugging"]I will record myself attempting to drink a whole gallon of milk in one hour.[/URL] If I don't post this video by January 1st, permaban me. :toxx: [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Toxx: If Trump wins Florida. Escape: I will record myself attempting to drink a whole gallon of milk in one hour by 1/1/17." - Bradyns))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;51325473]I'm upping my stakes. I'm betting that Trump will lose Florida and that Clinton will win nationally by at least 5% of popular vote. If Trump wins Florida or Hillary wins nationally by less than 5% (or loses), [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_chugging"]I will record myself attempting to drink a whole gallon of milk in one hour.[/URL] If I don't post this video by January 1st, permaban me. :toxx:[/QUOTE] that's just gross
[QUOTE=Chonch;51277419]If Trump loses, I will eat a dollar bill for every year Hillary remains in office.[/QUOTE] I'm thinking I should revise this to either four dollars immediately and then four more for the second term. Alternatively, I could do the difference in electoral votes.
[QUOTE=Chonch;51325633]If Trump loses, I will eat the electoral vote difference in US dollars.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't eat money, it's incredibly filthy. Covered in various drugs, bodily fluids; etc.
[QUOTE=plunger435;51325650]I wouldn't eat money, it's incredibly filthy. Covered in various drugs, bodily fluids; etc.[/QUOTE] Sounds like my average friday night
[QUOTE=LtKyle2;51179623]I'd like to add a redemption clause to my toxx. I toxxed before for Hillary winning, but if she does I have to make a plate of Too Hot For Your Daddy Ribs and eat it on video to redeem my account. Only the mod are allowed to watch it. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZsWCGjTnOk[/media][/QUOTE] Asking one final time before I meet my doom. Let this be the final of my 6,300 posts if I don't make it.
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