• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=benwaddi;51348894]If he's going to bring shame on this fine forum and tarnish the good reputation our mods have built then he should at least eat his cake of cowardice outside the Iranian Embassy.[/QUOTE] While I would love to see him eat it outside the Iranian embassy in Bahrain while chanting Zionist slogans, still wouldn't fulfill the clause [editline]10th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Headhumpy;51348908]no u see guys the most difficult thing for him isn't swallowing the flag, it's swallowing his anti-Zionist pride so anything with israeli designs on it works[/QUOTE] Better stop using his computer then, filthy Israelis developed a lot of technology in it
-snippety do-
I think we'd be okay if he seasoned the flag too. I just want to see what with
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51348883][t]https://i.imgur.com/PgYQWm4.jpg[/t] Unacceptable size alert[/QUOTE] If this is the actual "cake" that starpluck has to eat, he deserves to be demodded tbh.
Toxx: I am alive in 4 years escape: I live, I die, I live again
I refuse to accept him even being unbanned. That's just cheating and you know it Starpluck. You know and we know full well what you meant, you're just trying to weasel out of it. Incidentally, I do fully intend on following up on my toxx. Dad says he'll be coming along to give me a break before the year ends, so it shouldn't be long now.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51348945]Toxx: I am alive in 4 years escape: I live, I die, I live again[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/vwEK4QI.png[/t] NO WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;51348954]I refuse to accept him even being unbanned. That's just cheating and you know it Starpluck. You know and we know full well what you meant, you're just trying to weasel out of it. Incidentally, I do fully intend on following up on my toxx. Dad says he'll be coming along to give me a break before the year ends, so it shouldn't be long now.[/QUOTE] What was your tox?
[QUOTE=J!NX;51348967][t]http://i.imgur.com/vwEK4QI.png[/t] NO WAY OUT OF THIS ONE[/QUOTE] slightly offtopic what are these extensions and what do they do I'm running vanilla facepunch
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51348970]What was your tox?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=EuSKalduna;51177377]Trump wins, and I will finish a bottle of cognac, which is mostly full and decently sized, while doing a dramatic reading of as much of any piece of writing as voted on by FP users in the poshest accent I can manage before inevitably vomiting, or if I somehow manage to complete it. Timestamp and all that good stuff will be provided as appropriate, though I may hide my face as to not kill future career prospects. I should note the most I've ever drank is a shot of absinthe, and I basically hate all booze.[/QUOTE] Again, I have a 24/7 job and no weekends, so I'm waiting on a chance where I can actually afford to be drunk/hungover without losing my job. I'll post pic of cognac bottle in a mo to show I'm not gonna bullshit this unlike [I]somebody[/I]
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51348973]slightly offtopic what are these extensions and what do they do I'm running vanilla facepunch[/QUOTE] deep dark or awfully dark using "Stylish" extension by searching facepunch in the extension
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mjZAQ2O.jpg[/t] With convenient banana for scale [editline]10th November 2016[/editline] Checked the back. It's under a liter. My guess it's around 700/800 cl right now
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;51348978]Again, I have a 24/7 job and no weekends, so I'm waiting on a chance where I can actually afford to be drunk/hungover without losing my job. I'll post pic of cognac bottle in a mo to show I'm not gonna bullshit this unlike [I]somebody[/I][/QUOTE] What job do you work which requires you to work with no days off if you don't mind me asking.
[QUOTE=nomad1;51349003]What job do you work which requires you to work with no days off if you don't mind me asking.[/QUOTE] Permanent, residential carer. Am on call all the time and live here.
[QUOTE=usaokay;51349152]I can't believe we're having an argument about the definition of a flag, the health risks behind eating one, and the honor of an internet contractual obligation.[/QUOTE] you've been here since 2005 and you're really surprised about this?? the shit this forum will argue about knows no bounds
Fresh from the camp, figured more people deserve to see this. [video]https://youtu.be/DXmQRHWAhZg[/video]
[QUOTE=Mattk50;51349235]Fresh from the camp, figured more people deserve to see this. [video]https://youtu.be/DXmQRHWAhZg[/video][/QUOTE] The only thing that could make this more american is if he was fat
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51348644]I will. I am not having someone pay 40 dollars for a large cake.[/QUOTE] lmao even if a cake counted as a flag a small cake still isn't a "large flag" by any definition.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51348780]If you guys hammered me down on the type of flag which type of I have to eat it would be more specific. For now I only iterated an Israeli flag (not fabric.) A cake with an Israeli flag decorated all over it is an Israeli flag.[/QUOTE] Wow dude, really? You toxxed yourself (which is idiotic to begin with) and now are trying to back out on your toxx? A flag is a flag, its legitimate definition is that it's made of fabric. [quote=Google Definitions]a piece of cloth or similar material, typically oblong or square, attachable by one edge to a pole or rope and used as the symbol or emblem of a country or institution or as a decoration during public festivities.[/Quote] You can't put lipstick on a pig and call it a lady. You're backing out on a bet, and you know who does that? Wusses. You're a big fat wuss with zero integrity. All the other users who toxxed themselves are following through (wrapping their dick in duct tape ffs), yet you're expecting special treatment due to the fact you used to be a mod. For shame.
Starpluck, fuck I'd print off 10 pictures of the Israeli flags, as big as possibly could at home and eat them for you to be demodded and stay perma banned.
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;51349265]Starpluck, fuck I'd print off 10 pictures of the Israeli flags, as big as possibly could at home and eat them for you to be demodded and stay perma banned.[/QUOTE] Just give him cake that tastes like a fucking carpet. Size won't matter.
[QUOTE=Jelman;51349241]The only thing that could make this more american is if he was fat[/QUOTE] Let me break it to you, he is fat. Have a complimentary video of his belly: [vid]https://f.lewd.se/GnnZtx_VID_20161022_212932.mp4[/vid] I'm his brother, and I recorded the video of his 'performance' for him.
I never make any bets or toxxes because I am hilariously bad at predicting the actual occurrences of events, especially political ones Probably was for the best I never toxxed Clinton winning the election otherwise I'd be in a heap of trouble by now depending on my escape clause
[QUOTE=usaokay;51349152]I can't believe we're having an argument about the definition of a flag, the health risks behind eating one, and the honor of an internet contractual obligation.[/QUOTE] I am bored and dodging respocabilities right now. Dont ruin this for me.
[QUOTE=karimatrix;51349269]Just give him cake that tastes like a fucking carpet. Size won't matter.[/QUOTE] Fuck no, Starpluck is literally bringing the definition of Toxx clause. [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toxx%20clause[/url]
[QUOTE=layla;51342297]It will be reversed when he has finished eating the flag.[/QUOTE] I hope you don't let this shit fly, layla. [quote=Starfuck] If anyone purchases and sends me an Israeli cake flag to my New York shipment forwarder (that re-routes it to Bahrain as Bahrain refuses to make Israeli cakes) will have several forum bonuses. • A 1 month ban to any user of their choice (Mods/Admins exempt) • Immunity from any ONE ban, even if a permanent one. • A personal title of their choosing. (For their account.) Contact me on Steam: [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/Starpluck"][B]Starpluck [/B][/URL]To get the process under way:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Aetna;51349299]I hope you don't let this shit fly, layla.[/QUOTE] Seriously, he shouldn't be allowed to weasel his way out of this. That's not fair to everyone else sticking to their own escape clauses.
[QUOTE=usaokay;51349152]I can't believe we're having an argument about the definition of a flag, the health risks behind eating one, and the honor of an internet contractual obligation.[/QUOTE] When you have a dude downing two Carolina Reapers just like that, Starpluck trying to weasel his way out by going 'hey guys it still counts as a flag when it's on a cake lol exdee' is just embarrassing.
Just in case anyone asks why I'm so salty about this in particular; I once made a drunk bet with a friend that I could make it an entire month without touching a drop of alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, or any substance, or else I'd owe him $80. I shook his hand. I failed 14 days later. I paid my 80 fuckin' dollars like a man, and nothing irks me more than people who don't stick to their word, even if it was in jest.
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