It's a shame that Starfuck is trying to wiggle his way out of his toxx, but a bigger insult to the idea of a toxx clause is that he's allowed to roam around in his stupid alt account.
What's the point of banning someone for a toxx if they can just go on their alt freely? Even when alts to begin with are suppose to be banned. I don't care if his alt account isn't a moderator account, it's still unacceptable.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;51351910]It's a shame that Starfuck is trying to wiggle his way out of his toxx, but a bigger insult to the idea of a toxx clause is that he's allowed to roam around in his stupid alt account.
What's the point of banning someone for a toxx if they can just go on their alt freely? Even when alts to begin with are suppose to be banned. I don't care if his alt account isn't a moderator account, it's still unacceptable.[/QUOTE]
BAN THE ALT
BLOOD FOR THE TOXX GOD
[QUOTE=Kylel999;51349635]Oh man I'm laughing so fucking hard, the dick wrapped in duct tape made me lose my shit out loud, breaking the dead silence at work[/QUOTE]
glad you liked it man, i sure as fuck didn't like peeling the duct tape off of my morning puddy
so how many accounts are perma'd? who actually went through with their toxx?
todd says that he bought the vegemite but he fuckin fell asleep after a job interview
i dont know what the fuck this cunt is on about but there you go
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51348644]I will. I am not having someone pay 40 dollars for a large cake.[/QUOTE]
small cake
"full size israeli flag"
[url=http://www.mfa.gov.il/mfa/aboutisrael/israelat50/pages/the%20flag%20and%20the%20emblem.aspx]The Provisional Council of State hereby proclaims that the flag of the State of Israel shall be as illustrated and described below: The flag is 220 cm. long and 160 cm. wide.[/url]
[QUOTE=Swebonny;51349752]This is such a SCANDAL.[/QUOTE]
[U]LOCK HIM UP[/U]!!!!!!!!
yay im back, did you all like my rick astley performance? i told you it was the best shit ever but it wasnt
why all your bums so hairless
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;51350189]Eating a pound a pennies seem more dangerous than deep frying a fucking flag to eat it.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure we couldn't let that go ahead to be honest, since that'd probably kill him.
Also why did Star chicken out, don't toxx if you're not going to do it. That's why I never legitimately toxxed and will probably never legitimately toxx, unless it's something simple like buying a game, drinking some disgusting shit or invading Russia in the winter.
[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;51352958]I'm pretty sure we couldn't let that go ahead to be honest, since that'd probably kill him.
Also why did Star chicken out, don't toxx if you're not going to do it. That's why I never legitimately toxxed and will probably never legitimately toxx, unless it's something simple like buying a game, drinking some disgusting shit or invading Russia in the winter.[/QUOTE]
Do not start a land war in Russia.
Can I have Starplucks stuff now? He's obviously not coming back.
really not surprised starpluck is weasling out of his toxx. i feel like he intentionally left it vague so he could bullshit.
and then he offers rewards to people for buying him a cake while roaming free on an alt?
man, whatever. dude's reputation is trashed but don't let him tarnish the sanctity of the :toxx:
make sure people dont vague toxx in the future so they can pull a starpluck
[QUOTE=Stroheim;51349436]IF HE ACTUALLY POSTS THE VIDEO OF HIM EATING THE CAKE, AND GETS UNBANNED, I ASK FOR HIS RESIGNATION FROM FACEPUNCH'S MOD STAFF
If normal users can make a HL2 campaign, eat ghost peppers, drink Cognac from the bottle, Goosestep to school, and fucking embarrass him/herself FOR [I][U]EVERYONE[/U][/I] TO SEE
[U][B]A MODERATOR OF THESE USERS CAN EAT A ACTUAL FLAG OF A COUNTRY HE DISLIKES[/B][/U][/QUOTE]
I get that but eating a flag could kill him and sadly they don't make edible flags. Yes, I agree that Starpluck is being a massive pussy about it but the joke is on him, most packages to FPO/APO addresses take weeks in high tempatures and always make it there in rough shape, no cake you send will make it there in anything resembling a cake let alone be edible.
Can the cognac guy read caamib's 21000 word essay in full please
[QUOTE=Ta16;51353221]I get that but eating a flag could kill him and sadly they don't make edible flags.[/QUOTE]
Should've thought about that before toxxing.
I don't even want him to actually eat the flag, I just want him to stay banned because of his unfeasible escape clause.
He specifically said a full size flag.
A cake of that size will be pretty hard to come by, anything smaller shouldn't count.
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51353350]Can the cognac guy read caamib's 21000 word essay in full please[/QUOTE]
I'll make a poll at some point of popular suggestions, as well as my own idea. I'd also have to figure out under what conditions I'd have to drink. Do I take a shot if I laugh or misread something? Feel free to think something up lads
So it looks like starpluck is going to stay banned, I don't really see a point in me eating the flag then. I'd eat it if he was guaranteed a perma but he already did it for himself.
If starpluck gets unbanned and doesnt fulfill his toxx, it's flag eating time.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51353555]So it looks like starpluck is going to stay banned, I don't really see a point in me eating the flag then. I'd eat it if he was guaranteed a perma but he already did it for himself.
If starpluck gets unbanned via fulfilling his toxx, it's flag eating time.[/QUOTE]
but nightmare already bought the flag buddy
and i don't think he wants to clear room on his wall for a palestinian flag.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51353555]So it looks like starpluck is going to stay banned, I don't really see a point in me eating the flag then. I'd eat it if he was guaranteed a perma but he already did it for himself.
If starpluck gets unbanned and doesnt fulfill his toxx, it's flag eating time.[/QUOTE]
but he bought you a perfectly edible flag
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;51353690]but nightmare already bought the flag buddy
and i don't think he wants to clear room on his wall for a palestinian flag.[/QUOTE]
Talked to him, he canceled the order. I didn't get mod confirmation either so it was up in the air.
I don't have an incentive to do it unless starfuck gets unbanned. I also can't keep the flag because my roommate will get angry at me and will report me to my RAs, I really don't want to sit in a meeting explaining why I have a Palestinian flag in a Jewish dorm.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51353737]Talked to him, he canceled the order. I didn't get mod confirmation either so it was up in the air.
I don't have an incentive to do it unless starfuck gets unbanned. I also can't keep the flag because my roommate will get angry at me and will report me to my RAs, I really don't want to sit in a meeting explaining why I have a Palestinian flag in a Jewish dorm.[/QUOTE]
"I was going to eat it, I swear."
Whats with all this pussyfooting lately?
Just get a cotton flag, blend it, eat a bit, toxx done.
#StarPluckTheChicken
[QUOTE=Swebonny;51353742]"I was going to eat it, I swear."[/QUOTE]
I was, why would I posture about like this if not? I posted in the thread asking for confirmation from a mod that starpluck would be permaed if i did this, got no response from a mod. I don't see the point in eating something unhealthy like this if the end result isn't going to change.
starcuck is a massive pussy. i've been following this thread in the hope of summoning the jidf any minute but sadly no such luck
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51353762]I was, why would I posture about like this if not? I posted in the thread asking for confirmation from a mod that starpluck would be permaed if i did this, got no response from a mod. I don't see the point in eating something unhealthy like this if the end result isn't going to change.[/QUOTE]
You got me wrong, I was thinking about how you'd explain it to the people in your dorm.
honestly at this point i just want to see someone eat a flag
doesn't matter who, all that matters is that they're eating a fucking fabric flag
[QUOTE=Swebonny;51353770]You got me wrong, I was thinking about how you'd explain it to the people in your dorm.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, that wouldn't go over well, would put me on probation.
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