[QUOTE=Svinnik;51353806]Oh yeah, that wouldn't go over well, would put me on probation.[/QUOTE]
I just love America & God too much to [B]disgrace our nation[/B] by taking a nibble of flag.
There is no aspect of a Toxx clause that mandates it be possible to do.
"If Trump wins, I'm fucking moving to Mars" is as perfectly a legitimate toxx as much as it is impossible to go forward with. It just means that you can't finish it. There's no difference between that and all those endless "If Trump wins just ban me".
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;51353851]There is no aspect of a Toxx clause that mandates it be possible to do.
"If Trump wins, I'm fucking moving to Mars" is as perfectly a legitimate toxx as much as it is impossible to go forward with. It just means that you can't finish it. There's no difference between that and all those endless "If Trump wins just ban me".[/QUOTE]
The thing is, we've all concluded that the flag is, in fact, edible. It won't cause him any bodily harm to boil and consume a polyester flag other than some tummy rumbles and the hershey squirts a day later. We're upset 'cause he's backing out on a Toxx clause he himself is meant to enforce as a moderator, and god dammit I haven't spent 9 years on this forum to not watch a mod [b]eat a damn flag[/b].
[QUOTE=Aetna;51353897]The thing is, we've all concluded that the flag is, in fact, edible. It won't cause him any bodily harm to boil and consume a polyester flag other than some tummy rumbles and the hershey squirts a day later. We're upset 'cause he's backing out on a Toxx clause he himself is meant to enforce as a moderator, and god dammit I haven't spent 9 years on this forum to not watch a mod [b]eat a damn flag[/b].[/QUOTE]
You say it like he's actually going to follow through or step down if he's somehow unbanned, it's Starpluck, I have a better chance of becoming a mod than we have of Starpluck doing either of those things.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;51353813]I just love America & God too much to [B]disgrace our nation[/B] by taking a nibble of flag.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't there a Futurama episode about this
Why can't he just eat a square inch of he flag every day until it's done?
This is a really long-term TOXX, so I need to write it down somewhere, also I'm not sure if we're still doing new TOXXes.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51354296]
Toxx
If Trump ends his 4 year term with more than 35% approval rating ban me.
Escape clause: I'll rap the Worldwide Choppers in its entirety after chugging a gallon of milk, while doing a handstand[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51354317]This is a really long-term TOXX, so I need to write it down somewhere, also I'm not sure if we're still doing new TOXXes.[/QUOTE]
You're a brave soul, my friend.
[QUOTE=Aetna;51354380]You're a brave soul, my friend.[/QUOTE]
not really
i should have clarified that I'll drink the gallon, THEN do a handstand and rap
not drink a gallon while doing a handstand thats insane
So I wrote a draft of the Starpluck clause
A rule that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own Toxx or the original definition of the post. That means no downgrading or compromising on the details of the original Toxx.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51354407]not really
i should have clarified that I'll drink the gallon, THEN do a handstand and rap
not drink a gallon while doing a handstand thats insane[/QUOTE]
too late to pussy out now starpluck the sequel
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51354407]not really
i should have clarified that I'll drink the gallon, THEN do a handstand and rap
not drink a gallon while doing a handstand thats insane[/QUOTE]
Not only insane but I think physically impossible as well?
[QUOTE=Stroheim;51354436]So I wrote a draft of the Starpluck clause
A rule that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own Toxx or the original definition of the post. That means no downgrading or compromising on the details of the original Toxx.[/QUOTE]
Fucking fine, upside down tube-chugging a gallon of milk.
Goddamnit im gonna have to involve a few friends for that shit then
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;51354509]Not only insane but I think physically impossible as well?[/QUOTE]
so should have been Trump becoming president
Don't do that that's how you choke on your own vomit and die.
[QUOTE=Pascall;51354520]Don't do that that's how you choke on your own vomit and die.[/QUOTE]
So can I drink it before the handstand then do it?
Rather not die over an internet meme
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51354516]
so should have been Trump becoming president[/QUOTE]
:godzing:
[QUOTE=shrinkme;51354278]Why can't he just eat a square inch of he flag every day until it's done?[/QUOTE]
Because that would slowly kill him psychologically each single day, and I don't want to see a man break down and take his own life.
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[QUOTE=EcksDee;51354529]So can I drink it before the handstand then do it?
Rather not die over an internet meme[/QUOTE]
I mean you're gonna throw up either way if you drink a whole gallon of milk lmao
A quote from doom64hunter about his toxx
[quote]One guy is just sucking a dick for his toxx, but sucking a dick is just that, sucking a dick. Doesn't even take any effort.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Recurracy;51354629]A quote from doom64hunter about his toxx[/QUOTE]
Guess he's going to do it then?
his toxx is speedrunning tnt map09 100% secrets in under 10 minutes
JOSHUADIM IS STREAMING HIS TOXX LIVE
[url]https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYdMAEeLKX?q=Stupid+idiot[/url]
[url]https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYdMAEeLKX?q=Stupid+idiot[/url]
[url]https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYdMAEeLKX?q=Stupid+idiot[/url]
Will record and upload later
[QUOTE=Shotz;51355120]JOSHUADIM IS STREAMING HIS TOXX LIVE
[url]https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYdMAEeLKX?q=Stupid+idiot[/url]
[url]https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYdMAEeLKX?q=Stupid+idiot[/url]
[url]https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYdMAEeLKX?q=Stupid+idiot[/url]
Will record and upload later[/QUOTE]
He was sick off camera and is now doing the rest later.
Atleast he did it. Unlike Starfuckaduckcuck.
Wrote the detailed origins of the possible Starpluck Clause.
[url]http://pastebin.com/sBv1aZ5m[/url]
If this is good I ask for this clause to be implemented immediately by the mods for future threads
Now rendering sitting 1 of his 3 allotted sittings
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We've killed him boys
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