• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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here comes the salmonella [sp]Seriously though, hope you feel better man. Sucks that internet forum jokes rode out like this[/sp]
[IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/LmYrDj.png[/IMG] Whoops
So what did he actually eat to do this to himself? How are cookies fucking him up this badly?
How did he get salmonella from cookies?
[QUOTE=Shotz;51355274]Now rendering sitting 1 of his 3 allotted sittings [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/uMYzRZ.png[/IMG] [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/FTIxsp.png[/IMG] [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/tNa5fZ.png[/IMG] We've killed him boys[/QUOTE] This man is a hero who deserves his escape from his perma
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51355640]How did he get salmonella from cookies?[/QUOTE] They were undercooked, he said it multiple times in the video Speaking of the video it's nearly done uploading.
[video=youtube;aoPIlBYoyLQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPIlBYoyLQ&feature=youtu.be[/video]
lmao at starpluck trying to use his mod influence to get out of his toxx can you imagine if we allowed everyone to just eat cakes reminiscent to their toxx
[url]https://terminalshkreli.bandcamp.com/album/trumpt[/url] UnidentifiedFlyingTard's toxx is fulfilled.
unidentifiedflyingtard sends his regards [url]https://terminalshkreli.bandcamp.com/album/trumpt[/url]
[IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/n61niI.png[/IMG] He's not dead yet [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/iogyef.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/1NFYuV.png[/IMG] Nope we killed him
[QUOTE=Shotz;51355898][IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/n61niI.png[/IMG] He's not dead yet [editline]11th November 2016[/editline] [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/iogyef.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://shotzpotz.xyz/ss/1NFYuV.png[/IMG] Nope we killed him[/QUOTE] how can someone get that sick from eating cookies
[QUOTE=phygon;51355923]how can someone get that sick from eating cookies[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Shotz;51355659]They were undercooked, he said it multiple times in the video Speaking of the video it's nearly done uploading.[/QUOTE]
Today Joshuadim food poisons himself and Starpluck is still waiting for his free cake to arrive for his own enjoyment. what a Toxx we live in
I've eaten lots of raw cookie dough in my life. I have never gotten sick from it. :v:
how do you fuck up making cookies
[QUOTE=Monkah;51355826]lmao at starpluck trying to use his mod influence to get out of his toxx can you imagine if we allowed everyone to just eat cakes reminiscent to their toxx[/QUOTE] If this is a forum and forums don't matter, he would have just accepted that he lost the toxx and moved on.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;51355953]I've eaten lots of raw cookie dough in my life. I have never gotten sick from it. :v:[/QUOTE] Eh, you can still get salmonella from homemade cookie dough due to the raw egg. Store-bought dough on the other hand is usually pasteurised but you can still develop E. coli from the flour.
[QUOTE=Ericson666;51355651]This man is a hero who deserves his escape from his perma[/QUOTE] no its not its the words of a kid thats not able to finish what he started
These Toxxes are pretty entertaining, makes me wish that I did a toxx
[QUOTE=milan755;51356282]These Toxxes are pretty entertaining, makes me wish that I did a toxx[/QUOTE] Go wrap your dick in duct tape just for fun then :)
Tbh Joshua deserves an unban for that imo.
Well that was a wild ride.
Joshua is truly a man of the people. I didn't ban him so I can't unban him but he has my endorsement.
[QUOTE=NotoriousSpy;51356311]Go wrap your dick in duct tape just for fun then :)[/QUOTE] "Fun" is not the proper descriptor for such an activity. Take my word.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;51356391]Tbh Joshua deserves an unban for that imo.[/QUOTE] He should get Starpluck's mod position
Alright, since we already have Trump in the White house. Lets see if we can tempt fate further. So, Kanye said that he intends to run for president in 2020 and that he is serious about it. I'm pretty sure that he will probably end up being a 3rd party choice. So here is my toxx. 1. If Kanye wins any number of states, I will sing a song chosen by you, dear posters on Facepunch, in my underwear. This will be recorded ofcourse. 2. If he ends up nominated by either the Democrats or Republicans, I will sing an entire album of your choice again, in my underwear. Bonus tracks included. 3. If he was to actually end up becoming president, I will tattoo "Yeezus is my daddy" on my neck. Not a temporary tattoo. And in such a way that it's visible. If it's all good with the mods, I'll take my :toxx:
[t]http://puu.sh/sfdxr/f71ebc8cf6.png[/t] You're fucked now kiddo, no backing out in 4 years
Do I look like Starpluck to you?
You're just going to tattoo that onto the neck of a bottle, and then eat a cake and call your toxx good
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