whoever eats the most israeli flags gets to be mod
[QUOTE=Judas;51361638]whoever eats the most israeli flags gets to be mod[/QUOTE]
I am officially announcing my campaign by eating 40 Israeli Pop-Tarts
I will be fucking livid if someone eats a flag before me
This is my calling
flag has officially shipped btw
i even paid extra for one day shipping
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;51361644]I am officially announcing my campaign by eating 40 Israeli Pop-Tarts[/QUOTE]
they dont sell pop tarts in israel RIP your chances of being mod
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zombinie;51361658]I will be fucking livid if someone eats a flag before me
This is my calling
This is my shot at greatness
This is my chance to offend jews[/QUOTE]
if you want to offend jews, play Hamas Nasheed and wear a Palestinian keffiyeh while eating the flag while dedicating the video to the "victims of the wars of israeli aggression in 1948, 1967, 1973, 2008-9, and 2014"
What if instead of a flag we eat a cake instead?
Ate cake today
Mod me
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
tia
Whoever eats a flag with a picture of a cake on it becomes mod
why doesnt he like cut the flag into like 100 pieces and eat a few a day for the next few weeks
Or cut the flag up and put it into a cake and eat it.
[editline]13th November 2016[/editline]
For fuck's sake, how hard is it to eat a flag??
since my toxx is weak as shit I might change it to something else
i feel genuinely guilty seeing all these other people doing their toxxes meanwhile I've got my joke of a toxx
Make America Great Again
Its not like he even gave himself a time limit.
Guy could literally eat a few threads of it a day and just film and put together that and be done in a few months.
If Big Bird can do it, so can Starpluck
[IMG]http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/8377/16x9/640.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;51361588]If I am elected mod I can assure you that I will ban Starpluck's alt. It's gonna be great[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Erfly;51361591]I will build a great wall to keep out the rust players.[/QUOTE]
I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of new users registering onto Facepunch until our moderators can figure out what's going on.
Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our forum cannot be the victims of penis enlargement spam by bots that believe only in getting clicks, and have no reason or respect for our browsing experience. If I win the election for moderator, we are going to Make Facepunch Great Again!
[QUOTE=Monkah;51361963]I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of new users registering onto Facepunch until our moderators can figure out what's going on.
Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our forum cannot be the victims of penis enlargement spam by bots that believe only in getting clicks, and have no reason or respect for our browsing experience. If I win the election for moderator, we are going to Make Facepunch Great Again![/QUOTE]
Build a firewall, and make the Rust users pay for it
I will straight up eat a flag if it guarantees me a bigger avatar
And mod powers I guess
[editline]13th November 2016[/editline]
Hell, somebody in authority confirm this and I will eat a flag of their choosing (so long as it's feasible and non-toxic)
I will [I]volunteer[/I] to be a mod so long as I am not required to patrol the whole of Facepunch and can moderate Sensationalist Headlines, General Discussion and Fast Threads (the places I visit and know most) only.
If that is unacceptable to the current mods then I accept not being a mod.
I just want to keep SH from growing into flame wars and actually make people who post without reading the article get banned.
Rate clock if you don't want me as mod. Rate anything else if you, for whatever reason, think I'm worthy.
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However if made mod I will require a larger legionnaire avatar.
[QUOTE=Firecat;51362090]
and if he remains mod, ill eat an entire 5 oz box of sweet tarts in under a minute effectively ruining my tastebuds[/QUOTE]
"This kills the Firecat."
Mod Me Right Now
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
Oh cool, thanks.
I always wondered what I'd do if I had unlimited forum control for 1 day or week
I'd return hoffpunch but as Ramipunch, where everyone would have rami avatars
also I'd make every user a gold member, just to further make the gold status even more useless
I would have a thread open where I would change the title of everyone who posts in it for free
then I would undo everything good I did and do something really stupid and asinine at the very last minute like unban rangerxi and milkandcooki and make them mod just to scare everyone
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51362107]Mod Me Right Now
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
Oh cool, thanks.[/QUOTE]
Well there goes Sweb's modship. Only Starpluck's is left.
Straight up I think I'd be a good mod.
#MFPGA
If I was mod then I could finally ban the people who disagree with me politically
which pretty much makes up all of Facepunch actually
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51362107]Mod Me Right Now
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
Oh cool, thanks.[/QUOTE]
Mod me too
[editline]13th November 2016[/editline]
Damn, that shit works
[QUOTE=halofreak472;51362172]If I was mod then I could finally ban the people who disagree with me politically
which pretty much makes up all of Facepunch actually[/QUOTE]
are you an anarchist, fascist or communist?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;51362076]I will [I]volunteer[/I] [/QUOTE]
disqualified
J!NX i see a swastika in your avatar so you're automatically at the top of the list now
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
my selection methods are perfect
[QUOTE=postal;51362184]disqualified
J!NX i see a swastika in your avatar so you're automatically at the top of the list now
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
my selection methods are perfect[/QUOTE]
Rigging the election already??
[QUOTE=postal;51362184]disqualified
J!NX i see a swastika in your avatar so you're automatically at the top of the list now
[editline]12th November 2016[/editline]
my selection methods are perfect[/QUOTE]
I disagree
what I really need is more swastika
[QUOTE=postal;51362184]disqualified
[/QUOTE]
This is what it is like to be Bernie Sanders
If I was a mod I'd have a giant anime girl avatar.
the forum needs more of those
[QUOTE=Oizen;51362274]If I was a mod I'd have a giant anime girl avatar.
the forum needs more of those[/QUOTE]
I'm the anime mod gimmick, back off sssssSs
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