StarPluck?
More like StarCluck.
Because he's a chicken.
Let the coward eat his cake and let idiots send it to him. He could eat 50 flag cakes for all we care and he will still not be unbanned since he has not done his clause.
Bon appetite Starpluck.
Starcuck isn't allowed to come back to FP ever again after this shit but I do know where he can go
[t]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/9/94/180px-Superweenie.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130420201844[/t]
A fucking flag decorated cake lmfao what a joke
Whoever wants to eat a flag, please pay extra for cotton/rayon to prevent any chance of cancer. I'm currently looking for a Palestinian flag to buy and burn to mix the ashes into an Israeli cake
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51363514]Whoever wants to eat a flag, please pay extra for cotton/rayon to prevent any chance of cancer. I'm currently looking for a Palestinian flag to buy and burn to mix the ashes into an Israeli cake[/QUOTE]
Reported for burning the flag.
Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Jelman;51363578]Reported for burning the flag.
Enjoy.[/QUOTE]
lol there's nothing to report, totally legal to burn flags in the US. Besides, no one gives a shit about any flag being burned as long as it's burned in private.
someone buy me a cake I'm hungry :(
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51363584]lol there's nothing to report, totally legal to burn flags in the US. Besides, no one gives a shit about any flag being burned as long as it's burned in private.[/QUOTE]
The fact that a lot of people think it's illegal is just hilarious
[QUOTE=Pascall;51363624]someone buy me a cake I'm hungry :([/QUOTE]
[img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/30/ea/c730ea0615c671ee87c888410f9226cb.jpg[/img]
here u go
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;51363635]The fact that a lot of people think it's illegal is just hilarious[/QUOTE]
President Trump wants to make it illegal to burn the flag, let's hope he doesn't go through with it.
instead of consuming the flag orally, perhaps a different route?
[QUOTE=AK'z;51363662]instead of consuming the flag orally, perhaps a different route?[/QUOTE]
pls dont make starpluck relive the 6 day war
i'd say a rectal flag insertion is an acceptable compromise.
[QUOTE=AK'z;51363700]i'd say a rectal flag insertion is an acceptable compromise.[/QUOTE]
Only if the entire thing fits in, no [I]half assing[/I] this.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51363045]Several people have come forward to me asking me to send cake for free. I accepted their offer.[/QUOTE]
why havent you been banned for ban evasion yet
[QUOTE=Judas;51363849]why havent you been banned for ban evasion yet[/QUOTE]
Necromancy
cake better be baked with a carolina reaper or two
or ten
I don't care about all this cancer and health risks shit I just want to see someone eat a flag over the internet
[QUOTE=Wii60;51363922]cake better be baked with a carolina reaper or two
or ten[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of a time that my friends tricked me into eating part of a ghost pepper by hiding it in a brownie. I've never spat something out of my mouth so quickly :v:
[QUOTE=Lolkork;51363659][IMG]http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/920827/11462743/_MKP8OBMxtmw/TIgjp-ohGRI/AAAAAAAABUA/9tvS0k3UYho/s1600/karin%2BD%2B.%2Blw%2B.%2Bswastika.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Is that a cake for a Nazi [I]party[/I]
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51363045]Several people have come forward to me asking me to send cake for free. I accepted their offer.[/QUOTE]
Again how much of a babby do you gotta be to go back on the bet your dumbass made.
[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/352/1348764844816.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Lolkork;51363659][IMG]http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/920827/11462743/_MKP8OBMxtmw/TIgjp-ohGRI/AAAAAAAABUA/9tvS0k3UYho/s1600/karin%2BD%2B.%2Blw%2B.%2Bswastika.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Seeing both this cake and the one above it, I wonder if I should toxx for the next election and ill have to sing this in full to redeem my account.
[video]https://youtu.be/LlNb78f1xbs[/video]
What's this about an election? :fp:
Would the facepunch election use the electoral vote system? If so would the rust section get 0?
Starpluck? Ha.
More like Star-wimping-out-of-a-toxx-like-a-little-bitch.
This thread just makes me hungry for cake.
Why not shred the flag into extremely tiny pieces, then add it to cake mix?
It'd be like confetti cake, but jewish.
I can't believe I survived this shit :toxx:
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51363514]Whoever wants to eat a flag, please pay extra for cotton/rayon to prevent any chance of cancer. I'm currently looking for a Palestinian flag to buy and burn to mix the ashes into an Israeli cake[/QUOTE]
unfortunately I couldnt find any cotton flags of Israel on Amazon
just pillowcases
shame because
[QUOTE]some health hazards such as cancer, hormonal dysfunction, as well as immunity harm and behavioral problems have been linked with the wearing of toxic fabrics and fibers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Some of the worst harmful wear fabrics that should be avoided are the ones that contain Polyester, Rayon, Acrylic and Nylon [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Avoid WEARING[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]excessive wear of polyester fabrics, generating problems such as skin cancer and other types of cancer, chronic and severe respiratory infections[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Some disorders such as reduced sperm count out and behavioral changes are also associated with the constant wearing of Polyesters clothes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Nylon. This fiber is petroleum based and heavily receives chemical treatments using caustic soda, sulfuric acid and formaldehyde during its manufacturing. Moreover, the fabric receives a combination of bleaching and softer agents such as chloroform, limonene, pentene and terpineol. Because of this reason, Nylon is one of the least eco-friendly textiles and even after the manufacture process finished, the fabric still retains toxins residues that can be harmful to people’s health. Some health conditions are related to the frequent wear of Nylon clothes such as Cancer, skin allergies, dizziness, headaches, spine pains and system dysfunction.[/QUOTE]
Yeah maybe i'm not doing this, and[B][U] I dont think anyone should eat a flag made of Polyester, or Rayon.[/U][/B]
postal you were right, and sorry to everyone expecting me to follow through I am sorry to let you down
Now what should I do with this spare Israeli flag?
[QUOTE=Zombinie;51364552]
Now what should I do with this spare Israeli flag?[/QUOTE]
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