• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=Ehmmett;51366930]Israeli flag sales are up 500% INVEST NOW[/QUOTE] Aw man I shouldn't have invested in Israeli cakes
I don't even want to be mod but I would eat an edible flag for mod-sized avatar [editline]14th November 2016[/editline] something like a DIY flag with food coloring [editline]14th November 2016[/editline] or heck I would eat a flag printed on an A4 paper
Toxx Trackr: Eating a flag sounds like fun edition. :v:
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;51367173] or heck I would eat a flag printed on an A4 paper[/QUOTE] dont, while researching i also investigated paper flags the paper will not digest, might block intestines the bleach cold be toxic, as could the ink used
so much ban evasion starplucc
-this isnt wayt-
I ate a rock when I was a kid once, does that count?????
[QUOTE=Zombinie;51367291]dont, while researching i also investigated paper flags the paper will not digest, might block intestines the bleach cold be toxic, as could the ink used[/QUOTE] I realize the bleached paper and ink is toxic but I think something the scale of an A4 paper should just pass straight out provided that you properly chew it
[QUOTE=nomad1;51367280]Toxx Trackr: Eating a flag sounds like fun edition. :v:[/QUOTE] Toxx Trackr:easier said than done
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;51367449]I realize the bleached paper and ink is toxic but I think something the scale of an A4 paper should just pass straight out provided that you properly chew it[/QUOTE] Just tear it apart and chuck it in a blender so you can enjoy a nice pulpy flag smoothie
If nothing else, one could just get a colossal amount of edible paper at their own expense of the edible ink and a proper printer to do it on. And then print a full-sized flag on it and eat it. I'd count that, if only because the expense involved would be a lot and it probably wouldn't be very tasty at all. Could make you sick but moreso in the "I've eaten too much" way rather than the "toxic" way lol.
there's such a thing as edible paper?
new starpluck clause: any user that eat a full-sized flag made of non-lethal material get a mod sized avatar
[QUOTE=VIOLATION_SNG;51367483]there's such a thing as edible paper?[/QUOTE] Yeh it's used in cake decorating! Hard to have the right setup to get shit printed on it though.
[QUOTE=Pascall;51367476]If nothing else, one could just get a colossal amount of edible paper at their own expense of the edible ink and a proper printer to do it on. And then print a full-sized flag on it and eat it. I'd count that, if only because the expense involved would be a lot and it probably wouldn't be very tasty at all. Could make you sick but moreso in the "I've eaten too much" way rather than the "toxic" way lol.[/QUOTE] Starpluck can't do that in Bahrain because it's illegal and practically social suicide to have any Zionist materials
Yeah but who cares about Starpluck
[QUOTE=VIOLATION_SNG;51367483]there's such a thing as edible paper?[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.amazon.com/Bakery-Crafts-BC-WFS-0811-100/dp/B00024WNVI[/url]
[url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1463199&p=48366606&viewfull=1#post48366606]Zillamaster55 printed out and ate her post once with (mostly) edible card stock based on a toxx[/url] and that looked hard enough as it is even with potatoes and batter so someone eating a full sized flag with edible paper and food coloring/ink would be probably be an acceptable and safer method. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBQmMHbZT0[/media]
Just get yourself a cotton flag, put it into a blender (in chunks if that must be done) add water, blend it together and BAM. Flag smoothie. God knows you'll get your daily dose of fiber.
Better yet, get the flag made out of hemp and smoke the shit out of it.
[QUOTE=VIOLATION_SNG;51367483]there's such a thing as edible paper?[/QUOTE] Lots of things can be made edible. Just not flags apparently
Mods should be super delegates. [img]http://67.media.tumblr.com/avatar_45849c3abf9c_16.png[/img]
I can agree that Starpluck's case should be adjusted as it might not be common knowledge that what he picked is dangerous but at the same time eating a cake is some wuss shit that's like saying if Trump wins I get perma'd and my escape is that I have to go see a movie and have a nice dinner afterwards [editline]e[/editline] also what up I won my toxx
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;51367862]I can agree that Starpluck's case should be adjusted as it might not be common knowledge that what he picked is dangerous but at the same time eating a cake is some wuss shit that's like saying if Trump wins I get perma'd and my escape is that I have to go see a movie and have a nice dinner afterwards [editline]e[/editline] also what up I won my toxx[/QUOTE] That's not how it works. If you intend to make a toxx clause you should make yourself aware of the consequences first before posting so that it doesn't hapen like with starpluck here. The only one at fault here is him because of his smugness and stupidity, and he should be held accountable for making a toxx that he could/couldn't fulfill, since no one made him do it but himself. It should be weighted the same as someone who says "if Trump wins I'll go farm cheese on the moon", it is not our fault if you aren't able to do it in the first place. Starpluck should mature and learn that is actions have consequences.
[QUOTE=plunger435;51366439]How did Starpluck trick so many gullible people into also trying to eat flags.[/QUOTE] they eat the flag for starpluck's sins
While eating a whole polyester flag is . . questionable, there are better ways to get out of your specific Toxx if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO for human health than 'lol cake, now i bribe everyone'. Starpluck made a mistake. He made nothing BUT mistakes. He promised something impractical, then doofed his way around the entire thing and made no end of shit decisions (posting on an alt, downgrading constantly, squirming out of his ban, bribing people) after the initial one, and now he's kind of in a corner. It smacks to me of hilariously poor judgement. Why is he a mod 2016 EDIT: Just have him make an edible paper flag and eat that. Full size, gross edible paper (no seasonings), accurate to scale and detail, flag. Don't make it pleasant, but don't make it deadly. There. Settled. Even if it's one great big sheet of wretched edible-not-palatable paper and it falls apart, whatever, fuck it. But this is the price paid. :v:
[QUOTE=Vitisus;51367914]While eating a whole polyester flag is . . questionable, there are better ways to get out of your specific Toxx if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO for human health than 'lol cake, now i bribe everyone'. Starpluck made a mistake. He made nothing BUT mistakes. He promised something impractical, then doofed his way around the entire thing and made no end of shit decisions (posting on an alt, downgrading constantly, squirming out of his ban, bribing people) after the initial one, and now he's kind of in a corner. It smacks to me of hilariously poor judgement. Why is he a mod 2016 EDIT: Just have him make an edible paper flag and eat that. Full size, gross edible paper (no seasonings), accurate to scale and detail, flag. Don't make it pleasant, but don't make it deadly. There. Settled. Even if it's one great big sheet of wretched edible-not-palatable paper and it falls apart, whatever, fuck it. But this is the price paid. :v:[/QUOTE] No, no, no, no. He already condemned himself with that toxx and his smartass complex after actually being banned, he has to eat a real flag, hell, even a small one wouldn't be too bad, as long as it is a real one. But we all know he won't even do that because of how much of a weasel he is. And if the mods decide to unban him, the least that could happend is that he is demodded. Besides, what's the challenge in eating a measly piece of paper?
Who would have guessed that an israelian flag would stir up so much trouble.
[QUOTE=Vitisus;51367914]there are better ways to get out of your specific Toxx if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO [/QUOTE] uhh, there is no way to "get out of" a toxx except to go through with what was said. Literally the whole point and definition of a toxx. There is no "get out of" in this deal. There is no "absolutely have to".
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