• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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He really believes he can get away with this? All we can do now is wait a few years until he realizes what's going on; by forcing him to understand. And why did he even toxx on a matter of 50-50 chance, while not even being a man enough to do his job? He risked all this while being in an important position, and that is not acceptable from an administrative point of view.
[QUOTE=FlandersNed;51370480]Either Starpluck eats the Israeli flag or he travels to Israel, puts on super orthodox jewish gear and prays in front of the western wall.[/QUOTE] Starpluck's trip to Israel would start with him being heavily interrogated by a passing security guard at Ben Gurion because of Starpluck's shaking from sheer anger at seeing all these disgusting zionists. Fortunately for Starpluck, the security guard is new and doesn't know the procedure to hand over a suspect to another guard and it's getting late. The guard lets him go. Starpluck wanders out of Ben Gurion airport and refuses to use a taxi until he can confirm that the driver is descended from a Palestinian family dating back to pre 1948. He has to wait a few hours while asking each rude taxi driver that arrives for his family tree. He finally finds a driver that meets his requirements and requests to go to Al Quds. When the driver clarifies that he wants to go to Jerusalem, Starpluck throws a fit that lasts for the entire hour long ride there, yelling at the driver for speaking hebrew over the dispatch, and flipping off every Israeli he can see. The driver suffers through this silently and decides to drop starpluck off at the Jewish quarter to fuck with him.
Dont actually eat a fucking flag.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51370955]Starpluck's trip to Israel would start with him being heavily interrogated by a passing security guard at Ben Gurion because of Starpluck's shaking from sheer anger at seeing all these disgusting zionists. Fortunately for Starpluck, the security guard is new and doesn't know the procedure to hand over a suspect to another guard and it's getting late. The guard lets him go. Starpluck wanders out of Ben Gurion airport and refuses to use a taxi until he can confirm that the driver is descended from a Palestinian family dating back to pre 1948. He has to wait a few hours while asking each rude taxi driver that arrives for his family tree. He finally finds a driver that meets his requirements and requests to go to Al Quds. When the driver clarifies that he wants to go to Jerusalem, Starpluck throws a fit that lasts for the entire hour long ride there, yelling at the driver for speaking hebrew over the dispatch, and flipping off every Israeli he can see. The driver suffers through this silently and decides to drop starpluck off at the Jewish quarter to fuck with him.[/QUOTE] I wont even make it past Ben Gurion airport. They will just [URL="http://gizmodo.com/5426794/im-sorry-but-we-blew-up-your-laptop"]shoot 3 bullet holes into my laptop[/URL] and force me to leave.
It's about time xStarpluck was banned for ban evasion, seeing as he's not going to fulfill his toxx.
omg fuck OFF starpluck
[QUOTE=Firetornado;51370994]Dont actually eat a fucking flag.[/QUOTE] Starpluck could actually accept that he got banned for a Toxx.
How many days has Starpluck stalled for time now? Honestly should just demod, keep permabanned, and move on cause I doubt he is going to actually come through with completing his bet. If you can't do the toxx or think you will die from said toxx, don't go toxxing you will do said thing.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371010]I wont even make it past Ben Gurion airport. They will just [URL="http://gizmodo.com/5426794/im-sorry-but-we-blew-up-your-laptop"]shoot 3 bullet holes into my laptop[/URL] and force me to leave.[/QUOTE] You'd never make it into the country in the first place. btw, how do you jibe allegedly working in the Bahrainian version of the DEA and begging people for LSD money, esp since buying drugs can put you into prison?
[QUOTE=165your4;51371037]It's about time xStarpluck was banned for ban evasion, seeing as he's not going to fulfill his toxx.[/QUOTE] The cake arrives to my UK box on the 15th where it will then be forwarded to Bahrain for my consumption. Once it arrives, I will fulfill my toxx. [editline]15th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=PrusseLusken;51371056]kinda funny how you used to call people out for doing ban evasions when you do the same thing yourself mate[/QUOTE] That is because I am only posting in the Toxx thread regrading my toxx.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371057]The cake arrives to my UK box on the 15th where it will then be forwarded to Bahrain for my consumption. Once it arrives, I will fulfill my toxx.[/QUOTE] do you not understand that no one cares about the cake, we care about the flag. If you're concerned about the flag getting you in trouble, have someone bake it into a cake or something and send it to you
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51371053]btw, how do you jibe allegedly working in the Bahrainian version of the DEA and begging people for LSD money, esp since buying drugs can put you into prison?[/QUOTE] That specific request (LSD) is classified.
[QUOTE=Zombinie;51369964][t]http://i.imgur.com/93yOHrt.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] tbh why haven't we modded this guy already?
Two users enter. One flag gets eaten. Welcome to mad max beyond the iron dome.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371057]The cake arrives to my UK box on the 15th where it will then be forwarded to Bahrain for my consumption. Once it arrives, I will fulfill my toxx. [/QUOTE] I honored my toxx, and I wasn't even banned, so why can't you?
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371057]The cake arrives to my UK box on the 15th where it will then be forwarded to Bahrain for my consumption. Once it arrives, I will fulfill my toxx. [editline]15th November 2016[/editline] That is because I am only posting in the Toxx thread regrading my toxx.[/QUOTE] Not sure why you're waiting for some cake to arrive before eating a flag tbh
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371057]The cake arrives to my UK box on the 15th where it will then be forwarded to Bahrain for my consumption. Once it arrives, I will eat cake and remain banned.[/QUOTE] ftfy
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371057]Once it arrives, I will fulfill my toxx.[/QUOTE] the only thing you're fulfilling is our dissatisfaction and your need for diabetes
[QUOTE=Oizen;51370165]I'm genuinely curious how starpluck even became a mod now seeing as he's quite literally begging forum users for drug money.[/QUOTE] A measure of respect, Bum>Starpluck>=Drug Retard
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371065]That specific request (LSD) is classified.[/QUOTE] Classified drugs are still illegal to have unless prescribed by a doctor?
i always had a suspicion about starpluck this simply confirms that he is hot saucy garbage seriously what the fuck is happening here am i watching some elaborate reality show is STARPLUCK playing 4-dimensional 4-day backgammon now (clarification of my earlier toxx statements: on the one hand i'd say it's wrong to make a guy do something that will give him hellcancer because he didn't know, on the other hand, starpluck made this mistake himself)
Give us back our ratings in the SH. Its time to make the SH great again, reverse the 8 years of starpluck. GIvE US RATINGS!!! I call to any flag eating user hear to overturn Starplucks executive order immediately once they are in office.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51371057]The cake arrives to my UK box on the 15th where it will then be forwarded to Bahrain for my consumption. Once it arrives, I will fulfill my toxx. [editline]15th November 2016[/editline] That is because I am only posting in the Toxx thread regrading my toxx.[/QUOTE] if you think that'll fulfill your toxx than you are voluntarily buying into your own total self-destruction and no matter how many cakes you eat it will never match the voluminous quantity of popcorn i have already prepared & eaten for the spectacle you've made of yourself
[QUOTE=Sally;51371109]Give us back our ratings in the SH. Its time to make the SH great again, reverse the 8 years of starpluck. GIvE US RATINGS!!! I call to any flag eating user hear to overturn Starplucks executive order immediately once they are in office.[/QUOTE] ratings aren't coming back
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;51371112]ratings aren't coming back[/QUOTE] We need to build a box wall around dumb posters to keep the stupid out of SH
[QUOTE=Recurracy;51371125]We need to build a box wall around dumb posters to keep the stupid out of SH[/QUOTE] and make bahrain pay for it?
A mod that doesn't understand simple rules.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51371098]Classified drugs are still illegal to have unless prescribed by a doctor?[/QUOTE] So Starpluck could possibly have possession of illegal drugs? And we might have proof of that?
How did this cuck even get mod?
[QUOTE=Jelman;51371150]How did this cuck even get mod?[/QUOTE] sucked garry's dick
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