• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373553]I have no cash.[/QUOTE] Pathetic.
I also highly recommend not sending anything to Starpluck, he may end up with a few dozen flags in the mail that he'll just throw in the fireplace.
If Starpluck actually follows through with eating a flag as per BANNED USER's current interpretation of his Toxx (Posts 1895 and 1898 as of 11/15/16, 0100 PST, defining an at least 8'x12', actual fabric, not edible paper flag), I will bake a cake with the design of the national flag of Israel frosted on top and provide evidence that I have done so, in the form of a photograph of said cake and a piece of paper with a written message to the people of Facepunch. :toxx:
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373553]I have no cash.[/QUOTE] Then earn some and then purchase the flag instead of begging It's not a good look on anybody
If starcuck eats the flag, ill record me screaming "I FUCKING LOVE STARPLUCK" in a public place :toxx:
:toxx: If starpluck eats an 8' X 12' cloth Israeli flag I will eat my boxer shorts :toxx:
:toxx: If Starpluck eats a flag, I will kill myself. :toxx: [sp]Just joking. I'll print a picture of his avatar and hang it on my wall.[/sp]
If Starpluck eats the flag, I'll eat a giant cookie that has the star of David on it in icing (I will cook it properly this time rofl) :toxx: :toxx:
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373441]I should. Anyone willing send me an edible paper with the Israeli flag on it?[/QUOTE] Can't even eat normal paper? I'll eat a paper flag in addition to my toxx. [QUOTE=Devodiere;49928549]You're gonna celebrate MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN by eating a jar of Vegemite? If Trump wins I will down a six-pack of AMERICAN beer and film myself singing the AMERICAN national anthem with an AMERICAN flag. :toxx:[/QUOTE] I ain't no toxx evader.
I don't know why but all this talk about eating flags is making me hungry
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;49842270] [B]BAN IF CLINTON LOSES[/B] - [URL="https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=175313"]Starpluck [/URL](must purchase a large Israeli flag and post a video of them eating it to redeem account and mod status)[/quote] This is Starplucks Toxx, all toxxes were directly copy pasted into this thread to be as accurate as possible. Thing is, Starplucks toxx post has [i]mysteriously vanished[/i], and I'm unable to find it. If anyone got a screenshot of it or knows where it is please put it in this thread. I'm aware the OP has the correct version, because I had read his toxx post several dozen times while making my rebuttals to his cake flag shenanigans, to ensure he fulfilled his toxx properly. I can't offer anything for finding it, but it should bring you all solace once presented.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Qh0STZr.png[/IMG] holy shit, it's all about eating flags
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[QUOTE=BANNED USER;51373602]This is Starplucks Toxx, all toxxes were directly copy pasted into this thread to be as accurate as possible. Thing is, Starplucks toxx post has [i]mysteriously vanished[/i], and I'm unable to find it. If anyone got a screenshot of it or knows where it is please put it in this thread. I'm aware the OP has the correct version, because I had read his toxx post several dozen times while making my rebuttals to his cake flag shenanigans, to ensure he fulfilled his toxx properly. I can't offer anything for finding it, but it should bring you all solace once presented.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck, he has to purchase his own. I never noticed that. Don't send him shit, boys. This is great.
Does this work? [t]http://i.imgur.com/ZT3aI9Y.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;51373602]Thing is, Starplucks toxx post has [i]mysteriously vanished[/i].[/QUOTE] Oh jee oh boy I wonder who could have hard deleted that!
Side note, I'm curious if I or someone did something fantastic enough could I bring a toxx banned user back, like as an anti-toxx not because I want to help Starpluck just because I want Smurfy back
Enough with the conspiratorial notions. I never hard deleted it. I found the post: [QUOTE=Starpluck;49862900]Yeah, I agree. To make things more exciting my out-of Toxx condition would be to purchase a large Israeli flag and post a video of me eating it.[/QUOTE] I did say a large Israeli flag though.
This would be a great moment for Starpluck if he reversed his bullshit and ate a flag and got a bunch of other mods banned. Nothing would be more amazing.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373626]Enough with the conspiratorial notions. I never hard deleted it. I found the post: I did say a large Israeli flag though.[/QUOTE] So why have you not eaten a large Israeli flag yet?
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373626] I did say a large Israeli flag though.[/QUOTE] Why are you so opposed to this anyway? I say, do what that one guy did, fry a section of flag in butter, eat it, go on with your life, and repeat every day or so until the flag is gone.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;51373635]Why are you so opposed to this anyway? I say, do what that one guy did, fry a section of flag in butter, eat it, go on with your life, and repeat every day or so until the flag is gone.[/QUOTE] I already said I will do it if someone mails it to me.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373640]I already said I will do it if someone mails it to me.[/QUOTE] How about you buy your own flag, you cheap asshole?
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373640]I already said I will do it if someone mails it to me.[/QUOTE] I thought you were insisting on eating the cake and refusing eating a cloth one under any circumstances
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373640]I already said I will do it if someone mails it to me.[/QUOTE] Your out-of-toxx explicitly states that you will purchase it.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373640]I already said I will do it if someone mails it to me.[/QUOTE] [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/reag/2016-11-15_08-59-00.png[/img]
Explain why you can't afford a flag. Don't you have a job?
Dont you get tired of repeating yourself? Fuck off with the begging and buy your own damn flag. Toxx if Starpluck eats a cake I'll eat a whole car made out of metal (full size), to be more specific it's going to be a new Audi A4 Sedan. Granted someone buys me it, legit.
I think we should pay for Starpluck's drugs if [sp]blotter art is Israeli flag[/sp]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CZ7xRqp.png[/img] you can afford it
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