• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=Asaratha;51373745]be surprised if this cunt even has the balls to eat the cake at this point[/QUOTE] Not without $50 of LSD apparently.
[QUOTE=Asaratha;51373745]be surprised if this cunt even has the balls to eat the cake at this point[/QUOTE] I will eat the cake once it arrives. It arrives in my UK box today.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373758]I am aware of that. He said on Steam, however, it is a strong possibility there will be changes.[/QUOTE] Then how about you also post that?
stop trying to convince this fat rtard to complete his toxx i dont wanna see his dang ol face here ever again
Starpluck is worse than Hitler. Hitler at least kept his promises.
[QUOTE=Xonax;51373770]Starpluck is worse than Hitler. Hitler at least kept his promises.[/QUOTE] He was also a pretty nice painter, bet Starpluck can't paint as well as Hitler.
I didn't campaign for 16 months behind a giant dorito colored madman and meme him into office to see starpluck not eat a real flag
[QUOTE=Reagy;51373772]He was also a pretty nice painter, bet Starpluck can't paint as well as Hitler.[/QUOTE] If he could, I assume he would at least Decorate the cake.
[QUOTE=Xonax;51373770]Starpluck is worse than Hitler. Hitler at least kept his promises.[/QUOTE] I hear Hitler did a toxx where he'd slam 6 extra large beers and eat an entire full sized fabric American flag in under 5 minutes and delivered, and even did it in FOUR MINUTES. what the fuck has star done???
[QUOTE=Asaratha;51373760]so how come there isnt a screenshot of that too[/QUOTE] I can't retrieve those Steam chat logs. They are too far up. You can, you know, just ask the guy yourself.
:toxx: if starpluck eats his fucking flag I will wear a hooded hello kitty towel on campus and in each of my classes for one week :toxx: [sp]unless i get told to take it off i'm not getting expelled or suspended but i will at least wear it to class[/sp]
[QUOTE=Asaratha;51373784]"Last Online: 45 Minutes Ago" ya let me get right on that[/QUOTE] Says 18 minutes. Learn 2 Read
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Yp90e5l.png[/img] ask your dietitian if you can eat any of this safely
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51373805][img]http://i.imgur.com/Yp90e5l.png[/img] ask your dietitian if you can eat any of this safely[/QUOTE] Asbestos is pretty good. I mean it has best in it.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51373805][img]http://i.imgur.com/Yp90e5l.png[/img] ask your dietitian if you can eat any of this safely[/QUOTE] And if you can't, then accept that you fucked up and should never have toxxed in the first place. Toxxing is pointless if you can avoid following the spirit of the toxx.
Well flax is edible so linen flag is probably the safest all things considered
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;51373820]Well flax is edible so linen flag is probably the safest all things considered[/QUOTE] the only thing he should be concerned about is the cost of the materials. he doesn't have to pay for labor since the flag of israel is easy to make [img]http://i.imgur.com/wUqYxs3.png[/img] it will be a fun little art project
Moral of this thread is: Never make any promise that you can't keep.
So if Starpluck actually eats the flag and gets unbanned will he still be a mod?
Can we get, like, an ultimatum going here? If he doesn't do something in, like, a week, then bye bye for good, please?
When this is all said and done, can we create the Starpluck subclause: All toxxes will be interpreted to mean what they would appear to mean to your average not-weasel?
have you guys thought that maybe starpluck just respects israel too much to defile their flag
Every day, over 1 Facepunch member eats a flag. This number is an increase from a recent zero. And yet, all the while, Starplucks on the street die of hunger and lack of literal and figurative fiber. For just $50 a day, sent through his method of choice, you too can send a Starpluck in need an LSD-laced flag/ingestion-rectangle. We'll even include a t-shirt with a picture of the Starpluck you saved shown not eating your gift. Call 1-800-CAK-EBOI today [t]http://pre10.deviantart.net/8711/th/pre/f/2012/028/e/e/sad_cake_by_necrothic-d4nvzly.png[/t]
So it looks like the mods are changing the stipulations. I will have to livestream myself stomping on the cake barefoot and eat half of it with my bare hands. I will then put the other half in the blender with milk and chug it wildly. This is what other mods have stipulated for now.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373896]So it looks like the mods are changing the stipulations. I will have to livestream myself stomping on the cake barefoot and eat half of it with my bare hands. I will then put the other half in the blender with milk and chug it wildly. This is what other mods have stipulated for now.[/QUOTE] You keep saying stuff like this but where's the proof?
Please tell me I'm not the only person who just saw that.
Can we please put an end to this back and forth bullshit. Starpluck enjoy your cake because its meaningless
Yeah, I think my and Starpluck's posts were just deleted.
I saw messages from Starpluck's alt being deleted. Which is a step, I suppose.
Dear God I missed it, gosh darnit
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