• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=EcksDee;51373911]Dear God I missed it, gosh darnit[/QUOTE] It was something about Starpluck saying he would livestream himself stamping on half a cake with his bare feet and eating the second half really fast. And that the mods allowed this as the new Toxx clause.
[QUOTE=Smashing Good;51373915]It was something about Starpluck saying he would livestream himself stamping on half a cake with his bare feet and eating the second half really fast. And that the mods allowed this as the new Toxx clause.[/QUOTE] But which Mod? Cause Unbanned User is the one in charge. And oh, what's this? He is offline.
[QUOTE=Xonax;51373916]But which Mod? Cause Unbanned User is the one in charge. And oh, what's this? He is offline.[/QUOTE] He didn't specify.
[QUOTE=Smashing Good;51373918]He didn't specify.[/QUOTE] So basically Starpluck's lying. Either that or we might as well unban everyone who toxxed.
He just got banned, the alt that is.
[QUOTE=O'Neil;51373928]He just got banned, the alt that is.[/QUOTE] im expecting him to make another alt tbh
Guess that's it for now, then. Will Starpluck ever eat his flag and get unbanned? Will he try to weasel out of this some more? Will Facepunch's thrist for sweet Toxx justice ever be satisfied? Or will they left wanting for all eternity? Find out next time on [B]TOXX TRACKER[/B], every Thursday at six!
[QUOTE=Smashing Good;51373935]Guess that's it for now, then. Will Starpluck ever eat his flag and get unbanned? Will he try to weasel out of this some more? Will Facepunch's thrist for sweet Toxx justice ever be satisfied? Or will they left wanting for all eternity? Find out next time on [B]TOXX TRACKER[/B], every Thursday at six![/QUOTE] Here's hoping that he wasn't telling the truth in his deleted post.
[QUOTE=Pitchfork;51373937]Here's hoping that he wasn't telling the truth in his deleted post.[/QUOTE] The fact that his ban reason was 'can't keep his mouth shut' makes me think he was.
I'm sick of this fuckboy trying to convince the mods that he can eat anything other than a flag and get unbanned Mods, the toxx is a real flag or perma, don't let him limp dick his way out of it
Hey guys i've got an idea! If star is soo all about changing definition of words on terms of "flag", why don't we reinterpret the word "eat" in some other way, like out of some dictionary or something.... Just soo that he has to literally shove flagpole up his ass?
So, lets get this straight. He tried to pussy out of his TOXX by eating a fucking CAKE He wasnt even going to buy the cake himself He tried to bribe users with mod abuse He tried to get users to send him money to buy LSD so he can put in his cake He keeps trying to weasel his way out of the toxx Jesus Christ, stop being a little bitch and eat the goddamn flag
i dont understand why anyone would be so desperate to have their internet forum moderator powers back
shit i wish i could get out of most things i don't want to do by eating cake instead i have a midterm on thursday, for example. i'd much rather eat a cake
[QUOTE=karimatrix;51373956]Hey guys i've got an idea! If star is soo all about changing definition of words on terms of "flag", why don't we reinterpret the word "eat" in some other way, like out of some dictionary or something.... Just soo that he has to literally shove flagpole up his ass?[/QUOTE]:toxx: If Starpluck actually weasels out of this shit then fuck it, I'll write a 10-15 page erotic fiction of Starpluck and an anthropomorphic flag. :toxx: like this fuckin shit [t]http://a.pomf.cat/dapqts.png[/t]
Why wasn't he just insta banned when it was realised he wasn't going to eat the fucking thing
Fuck me, I haven't read this thread in a few days, and just had to read almost a thousand posts. I honestly thought Starpluck would have eaten the flag by now. But nope. What a coward. :v:
[QUOTE=karimatrix;51373956]Hey guys i've got an idea! If star is soo all about changing definition of words on terms of "flag", why don't we reinterpret the word "eat" in some other way, like out of some dictionary or something.... Just soo that he has to literally shove flagpole up his ass?[/QUOTE] Eat a large isreali flag. According to google, eat can mean to perform fellatio. flag's old english equivelant is drooping, which can also mean saggy, or without support. Suck a large saggy isreali dick starpluck.
at this point i wouldnt even be surprised to find out starpluck was willing to suck a dick to have mod back
[QUOTE=Smashing Good;51373915]It was something about Starpluck saying he would livestream himself stamping on half a cake with his bare feet and eating the second half really fast. And that the mods allowed this as the new Toxx clause.[/QUOTE] i will be so disappointed if this happens tbh
I'm reading this thread an laughing my ass off. Also I forgot my Cliton victory toxx. Ban me do it.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;51373911]Dear God I missed it, gosh darnit[/QUOTE] Craptasket had to take ol' Starpluck out back and put a bullet in him, he had caught rabies.
[QUOTE=Grenadiac;51373361]expected result [img]http://i.imgur.com/lOSsSpb.png[/img] worth it[/QUOTE] No son, I will not let you do it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Ill be back close to Christmas" - Swebonny))[/highlight]
So Starpluck got a compromise on his Toxx? That's pretty gay, I aint ever gonna compromise on my toxx cause I aint a CHUMP.
Wish we've got a video montage on everything that happened.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;51374013]I'm reading this thread an laughing my ass off. Also I forgot my Cliton victory toxx. Ban me do it.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/439435/113470705/stock-vector-the-sweden-flag-and-the-silhouette-of-a-soldier-saluting-113470705.jpg[/IMG] This is how you do it. Starpluck take note.
[QUOTE=suXin;51374044]Wish we've got a video montage on everything that happened.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kilerabv;51373969]So, lets get this straight. He tried to pussy out of his TOXX by eating a fucking CAKE He wasnt even going to buy the cake himself He tried to bribe users with mod abuse He tried to get users to send him money to buy LSD so he can put in his cake He keeps trying to weasel his way out of the toxx Jesus Christ, stop being a little bitch and eat the goddamn flag[/QUOTE]
You could make a movie trailer out of this shit, it's just that good. [b]HE WAS JUST AN INNOCENT FORUM MODERATOR...[/b] [I][A bald DEA agent stands in the middle of the screen. The background is the flag of Bahrain.][/I] [b]BUT ONE DAY, HE MADE A BET AND LOST EVERYTHING.[/b] [I][picture of Starpluck's toxx slowly fades in. The "BAN" avatar flashes across the screen multiple times.][/I] [b]THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY FOR HIM TO RECLAIM HIS POWERS.[/b] [I][pictures fly by of Starpluck asking people to buy him drugs, and posts about eating the cake][/I] [b]STARPLUCK HAS TO: [i]EAT. THE. FLAG.[/i][/b] [I]["Eat the flag" cycles through several different fonts, with a different "eat the flag" post showing up on each frame.][/I]
[QUOTE=PeejsterM;51374110]You could make a movie trailer out of this shit, it's just that good. [b]HE WAS JUST AN INNOCENT FORUM MODERATOR...[/b] [I][A bald DEA agent stands in the middle of the screen. The background is the flag of Bahrain.][/I] [b]BUT ONE DAY, HE MADE A BET AND LOST EVERYTHING.[/b] [I][picture of Starpluck's toxx slowly fades in. The "BAN" avatar flashes across the screen multiple times.][/I] [b]THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY FOR HIM TO RECLAIM HIS POWERS.[/b] [I][pictures fly by of Starpluck asking people to buy him drugs, and posts about eating the cake][/I] [b]STARPLUCK HAS TO: [i]EAT. THE. FLAG.[/i][/b] [I]["Eat the flag" cycles through several different fonts, with a different "eat the flag" post showing up on each frame.][/I][/QUOTE] if only smurfy was around
[QUOTE=suXin;51374044]Wish we've got a video montage on everything that happened.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=PeejsterM;51374110]You could make a movie trailer out of this shit, it's just that good.[/QUOTE] That's what I meant, remember when people made parodies involving rust keys?
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