[QUOTE=Starpluck2;51376231]i am not going to eat my own shit to get unbanned lol
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[t]https://puu.sh/sju3l/7ad60b22f4.gif[/t]
I've never seen someone be so anal about anything just eat the fucking flag fuck your cake :v:
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IT COSTS 5 BUCKS WHAT DO YOU NEED OSMEONE TO GET IT FOR YOU FOR
Imagine being this much of a bitch about being banned from a forum.
There better be some damn fantastic shit going on in the mod forums for Starpluck to be acting like this.
After all this - 20 pages later - the only question I have left regarding Starfuck's phenomenally abysmal performance; how did someone so dense manage to become a moderator....?
I can't understand what his problem is, like why is eating a flag such a big deal? Yeah it's probably not the tastiest thing to eat but why is he so recluctant?
Makes for a fucking great read though, why the fuck was he begging for LSD money ahaha
[QUOTE=Zillamatic;51376557]I can't understand what his problem is, like why is eating a flag such a big deal? Yeah it's probably not the tastiest thing to eat but why is he so recluctant?
Makes for a fucking great read though, why the fuck was he begging for LSD money ahaha[/QUOTE]
Having zionism in his stomach is terrifying.
[QUOTE=Aetna;51376536]After all this - 20 pages later - the only question I have left regarding Starfuck's phenomenally abysmal performance; how did someone so dense manage to become a moderator....?[/QUOTE]
It wasn't due to popular vote, if that's what you're wondering...
How hard is it to admit you fucked up, earn some money, buy an Israeli flag and consume it using any of the methods discussed above over a longer period of time?...
Or he could have just said he was buying a flag and not LSD
[QUOTE=Starpluck2;51376231]i am not going to eat my own shit to get unbanned lol
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("(☞゚ヮ゚)☞" - Bradyns))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
getting tired of your shit
Talk about a fall from grace. From being a mod to taking bribes, begging for drugs and offering to eat your own shit.
If I cook a 12"x18" Palestinian or Bahraini flag into a traditional Jewish meal and eat it, can Starpluck remain banned and Smurfy be unbanned?
[QUOTE=Squad1993;51376651]If I cook a 12"x18" Palestinian or Bahraini flag into a traditional Jewish meal and eat it, can Starpluck remain banned and Smurfy be unbanned?[/QUOTE]
if the answer is no, will two of us facepunch bitches doing it sweeten the deal?
I'M THROWING MY HAT IN FOR YOU SMURFY
Starpluck, buddy, pall, future former mod. If your aim is to play the long game and tire us out of frustration, you wont get unbanned. The toxx remains untill you fufill your get out of jail clause. You can eat all the cake and shit you want, stuff your face with it for all I care. But if it aint a flag that BANNED USER specefied, you arent getting out.
Only way to get unbanned now is to eat a cake made from shit wrapped in a flag.
just ip ban him at this point tbh, there's no redeeming himself after this heresy
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;51376667]if the answer is no, will two of us facepunch bitches doing it sweeten the deal?
I'M THROWING MY HAT IN FOR YOU SMURFY[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Squad1993;51376651]If I cook a 12"x18" Palestinian or Bahraini flag into a traditional Jewish meal and eat it, can Starpluck remain banned and Smurfy be unbanned?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8YNbSFj.png[/IMG]
RISE FROM THE ASHES SMURFY
[QUOTE=Kljunas;51376633]Talk about a fall from grace. From being a mod to taking bribes, begging for drugs and offering to eat your own shit.[/QUOTE]
"For I beheld Starpluck as he fell from heaven like a flag falling down a greater mans gullet"
[QUOTE=Squad1993;51376651]If I cook a 12"x18" Palestinian or Bahraini flag into a traditional Jewish meal and eat it, can Starpluck remain banned and Smurfy be unbanned?[/QUOTE]
I was going to do the same thing 20 pages ago but he's going to say unbanned so it's pointless
Smurfy should have looked to the stars - FP is always wrong.
[QUOTE=xStarpluck;51373709]It works different on Facepunch. And it was BANNED USER who made the call on Steam and on Slack, not me. He was the one saying there will be alterations in the coming days to clauses. I never said I was changing anything.[/QUOTE]
y-your really this fucking dumb, arent ya
i would like to make a comment on LSK's original toxx that involved consuming pure crystallised capsaicin
there is actually a """""safe""""" way to do it, and that is to dissolve [B][I]a single crystal[/I][/B] in spirits (i.e. vodka) and then heat the vodka up so the dissolved capsaicin is distributed equally in the spirits. then he could drink [B][I]the tiniest[/I][/B] amount of it or put a very small amount in some food or a sauce.
it'll be much, much worse than the carolina reapers i ate, and there is no doubt he'll suffer the next day and potentially the day after.
it shouldn't hospitalise him as long as he [B][I][U]does not[/U][/I][/B] chug huge amounts of liquid. small amounts of milk overtime should be fine, but you do [B][I][U]not[/U][/I][/B] want to chug pints of water. someone once burnt a hole in their esophagus by doing that after eating a ghost pepper and spent most of the month in hospital.
i can tell you one thing, if i did that i would not even bother sleeping in a horizontal position as that would cause intense stomach pains whenever i roll over, due to the capsaicin still in my stomach acid coming into contact with tissue. i'd rather just sleep sitting down than go through that again
I don't recommend that either way.
[QUOTE=Pascall;51376920]I don't recommend that either way.[/QUOTE]
neither do i but the information is there
sweb is jewish
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what a way to start a page
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יא בן זונה starpluck
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oknh2wtmrCw[/media]
fuck everyone and fuck starpluck
More like Starfuck
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;51377124][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oknh2wtmrCw[/media]
fuck everyone and fuck starpluck[/QUOTE]
america thinks they're the ones who suffer most from this election
but they are wrong
for it is you and i, brother, who have suffered the most from this election
can i trouble you for a link to your carolina reaper video
OP really should be updated with completed conditions
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;51377264]can i trouble you for a link to your carolina reaper video
OP really should be updated with completed conditions[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji4xvCOfxW0[/media]
enjoy
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