• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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[QUOTE=RayvenQ;51384394]I stand by my statement, this really is the most pathetic downfall of a mod in Facepunch history. At least before it was amusing, now, it kinda isn't. I did at least expect the rest of the mod team to hold him to his toxx though, pretty suprised that they haven't. I don't know who I'm more dissapointed in really.[/QUOTE] I remember there being a mod that was permabanned mid argument for giving a personal ban. This was like early facepunch, does anyone remember this?
So, what, should I get writing then? Because I'm more than goddamn ready, unlike [i]somebody[/i]. [sp]Starpluck shivered, the warmth from the thick cotton covering his body, the fabric brushing against his cheek. It was a soft, tender caress, making him long to feel it inside of him. He wondered what the Star of David would taste like, blushing a bit as he did. There was a loud clanking noise as the flagpole shifted and moved. It made Starpluck just the slightest bit nervous, but eagerness still overtaking him. "Please," he whispered softly. "Treat me like I'm Palestine."[/sp]
This is pathetic. Starfuck decides to do a Toxx, a Toxx which is pretty much Legal Binding on this forum. He then weasles his way out of it by trying to eat a Cake, which he doesn't even purchase himself. In return for it, he promises to abuse his mod powers for the person who buys the cake. Then he decides to ask people to give him money, so he can buy LSD, for his cake. Then he fucking weasles out of it by unbanning himself, claiming he was resigning, then saying "Mandela Effect" This is fucking bullshit. Let me ask you this. What's the point of doing a Toxx, if shit like this happens? People who toxxed themselves always end up either banned, or unbanned due to them redeeming their account by doing a task they suggest. There is no third option, there is no "Get out of Jail" Card.
I SAY WE HAVE A TRIAL PEOPLE OF FACEPUNCH V STARPLUCK
hey guys so i just saw that starpluck was unbanned, can someone link me to the flag eating video?
[QUOTE=Xonax;51384439]This is pathetic. Starfuck decides to do a Toxx, a Toxx which is pretty much Legal Binding on this forum. He then weasles his way out of it by trying to eat a Cake, which he doesn't even purchase himself. In return for it, he promises to abuse his mod powers for the person who buys the cake. Then he decides to ask people to give him money, so he can buy LSD, for his cake. Then he fucking weasles out of it by unbanning himself, claiming he was resigning, then saying "Mandela Effect" This is fucking bullshit. Let me ask you this. What's the point of doing a Toxx, if shit like this happens? People who toxxed themselves always end up either banned, or unbanned due to them redeeming their account by doing a task they suggest. There is no third option, there is no "Get out of Jail" Card.[/QUOTE] There is literally no reason to trust Mods who Toxx themselves now. We know they can unban themselves. How about it Smurfy? Unban yourself, we know you can do it.
Let's go over this, shall we [quote]I am not going to eat the flag, sorry. I never promised to do so either.[/quote] See Below. You may not have promised to eat the flag (since getting out of the Toxx is optional), but you were going to have to if you wanted to be unbanned/keep modship. [quote]I first made a post saying I will relinquish my Moderatorship [B]and permanently ban[/B] myself from the forums if Donald Trump wins. I then, later on, made post saying if I wanted to remain a Moderator without being banned— my escape clause would be to eat a an Israeli flag.[/quote] That's pretty straightforward, If trump wins, you get banned AND lose your moderatorship, you then later posted your get out clause, which was to get unbanned and reinstated, you haven't achieved your get out clause so you should neither be unbanned nor reinstated (or at the very least, remain banned if nobody is going to demod you. [quote]I do not want to remain a moderator nor do I want to be unbanned. Therefore I do not have to eat the flag. Only if I wish to remain a Moderator must I eat the flag, and I do not want mod.[/quote] This is kinda made redundant by the fact that you unbanned yourself. Part of the Toxx is a ban, minimum length permanant (stated so by yourself in the first few pages of the thread). As per your Clause "Yeah, I agree. To make things more exciting my out-of Toxx condition would be to purchase a large Israeli flag and post a video of me eating it. " You should be banned AND be demodded until you eat that flag and fulfill your clause, it's that clear cut. If the Toxx is hard to accomplish because of the difficulties of importing/eating a full flag, then the onus is on you for making that your clause. Also Mandela effect? get out of here, frankly, a cuple of days ago someone posted they weren't suprised you said you did it in a parrallel dimension and then you come out with this. [QUOTE=Xonax;51384446]There is literally no reason to trust Mods who Toxx themselves now. We know they can unban themselves. How about it Smurfy? Unban yourself, we know you can do it.[/QUOTE] Frankly, after this, any and all toxxes should be made invalid, and people banned via toxx unbanned without having to fulfill their clause.
I will pay what little money remains in my bank account to give Starpluck a title that says "I PUSSIED OUT OF THIS TOXX" that links to his original toxx post. About $15. Vote now on your phones if you want the title to be different or link to a different post or be completely different fuck it whatever. EDIT: The best part about this title is that even if he eventually does it, it's still technically true.
[QUOTE=coyote93;51384457]Well ain't you folks a friendly bunch. Really nice of all of you to throw shitloads of remarks and flame the shit outta someone, just because they won't keep a stupid toxx. Starpluck might not have handled all of this in the best way, but you should remember that most people can turn a bit toxic and write and do stupid shit when 100++ people manage to write 40 pages full of shit against them. I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve a ban after all this, but with all of you people constantly whining and making comparisons of him and Hitler and stuff it's not really that weird that he went a bit nut in the end.[/QUOTE] If you can't handle a toxx, don't make one, you're not obligated to and dont make one you can't or wont fulfill. The only person to blame for this is Starpluck for making the toxx and not keeping to it, all the other things he's done in the course of this don't help either. And the mod team for not holding him to it, which they would do for literally any other user.
The heart of the Toxx is that it forces you to back up a promise. You can't back it up, you don't make it. [b]No one is capable of forcing you to toxx.[/b] You take that responsibility yourself. Do it, and show you're a badass. Pussy out, and show you're a weakling. Opt out entirely, and you are merely a common man, no lesser or greater for it. (Toxx something impossible and show you're either suicidal or dumb) Starpluck did this to himself. All of this, he did to himself. It was never our decision for him to denigrate and debase himself with promises of shit-eating and drug money. It was [i]his choice[/i] to stoop as low as he did, far beyond mere cowardice. Escape clauses are [i]clauses[/i]. Not promises, not get-out-of-jail-free cards; just escape hatches in the instance your Toxx activates (such as deterministic ones like the election). Basically what I'm saying is Starpluck apologists should suck eggs because he totally deserves the mockery he's getting also Smurfy for mod 2016 EDIT: heh i'm the top of this page neat
[QUOTE=coyote93;51384457]Well ain't you folks a friendly bunch. Really nice of all of you to throw shitloads of remarks and flame the shit outta someone, just because they won't keep a stupid toxx. Starpluck might not have handled all of this in the best way, but you should remember that most people can turn a bit toxic and write and do stupid shit when 100++ people manage to write 40 pages full of shit against them. I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve a ban after all this, but with all of you people constantly whining and making comparisons of him and Hitler and stuff it's not really that weird that he went a bit nut in the end.[/QUOTE] Considering other people get banned and have to do their escape clause to get unbanned, it's only fair that we demand Starpluck get the same treatment. Additionally his behaviour is pathetic and inexcusable.
[QUOTE=Vitisus;51384454]I will pay what little money remains in my bank account to give Starpluck a title that says "I PUSSIED OUT OF THIS TOXX" that links to his original toxx post. About $15. Vote now on your phones if you want the title to be different or link to a different post or be completely different fuck it whatever. EDIT: The best part about this title is that even if he eventually does it, it's still technically true.[/QUOTE] You can't buy titles anymore.
This reminds of an old kindergarden song. [quote] Now old Mr.Postal had some troubles of his own, He had a scarlet Pluck that just wouldn't leave his home, He tried and he tried to give the Pluck away, He gave it to a BANNED USER going far far away. But the Pluck came back, he couldn't stay no long-er, Yes the Pluck came back de very next day.[/quote]
hey guys hey you wanna know something? i love all of you, even postal but you wanna know something else? i fucking hate pussies smurfy for mod 2016 keep up the toxicity and shitposting, thank you. oh almsot forgot: if starpluck eats an israeli flag (cake or not) i will eat an entire package of raw coffee powder and record my neckbeard self eating it, if not permaban me. :toxx: :toxx: :toxx: :toxx: :toxx:
The mods are probably laughing their asses off in the mod subforum.
[QUOTE=Star "Eat the Flag" Pluck;51384014]Yep. Looks like I am staying.[/QUOTE] Riddle me this. If you [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1508528&p=51383947&viewfull=1#post51383947"]formally announced your resignation from the moderator position[/URL], why would you continue acting as a moderator? Especially for a purpose such as [i]unbanning yourself[/i]?
[QUOTE=coyote93;51384499]The other mods have confirmed that he wanted to quit being a mod for a long time.[/quote] And? that doesn't really affect his toxx since his toxx included a ban and thus thats what he'd be wanting to fulfill the clause for. [quote]And I'm pretty sure that earlier in all this mess he stated that he was not going to actually bother with going through with his toxx, but you people kept whining until he tried to come up with a compromise, not because he gives a shit about his position as a mod or this forum, but because of all of you kept calling him a coward and other stuff.[/quote] Doesn't want to go through with the toxx? Fair enough, state that, stay banned, people would have respected that more. Except he's had an alt before his main account was banned and one when he was banned, usually people using alts to ban evade get banned. [quote] He made his toxx clause, but who knows, at the time he might not have been informed about how hard it would be to actually get a flag into Bahrain, so he offered a suggestion for something he could do, namely eating a cake with the flag pictured on top of it.[/quote] Again, thats on him, if he made a toxx clause it turned out he can't fulfill, then he shouldn't be unbanned, or at the very least, if he ate a cake with the flag on [B]he should buy it himself[/B] not say he'll only do it if other people send him the cake. [quote]I have not seen any of the other people who got banned getting entire threads dedicated to say how shitty they, or their opinions were. So I can understand why he would make alts to try and defend himself, and while I, as you, do not approve of it, I do think you guys have taken this all a bit to far.[/QUOTE] They aren't about his opinions or himself, its about his actions and not following through with his clause [B]while[/B] getting away with having alts and stuff. The people who made a toxx and got banned have either gotten banned and fulfilled their clause to get out of it, or they haven't and they're still banned. The issue that stems from all this isn't about what he [B]hasn't[/B] done but what he [B]has[/B] done, rather than fess up the difficulty of his task and suggest he eat an entire flag based cake instead, he firstly tried to weasel his way out by saying "I didn't say a real flag" when his clause stated quite clearly a resonable expectation of it being a real flag, after that he asked people to buy him and send him a cake (at their expense) promised to use his mod powers as a bribe and tried to get someone to send him money for drugs, and to top it all off, he unbanned [B]himself[/B]
This is all a conspiracy by the jews to make sure that Starpluck doesn't eat their flag. Garry and every member of the mod team has already been paid off to let his toxx slide. Wake Up Sheeples!!
damn, starfuck really did find a way to say it is not legally binding this really is just like brexit
[url]http://www.strawpoll.me/11670798[/url] NEW POLL, BASED ON THE SITUATION. I voted [B]YES[/B], because [B][U]FUCK YOU, A TOXX IS A TOXX.[/U][/B] Mandela clause my ass. Drive out outside the border and eat the fucking flag.
I don't even know what's going on at this point but I mean that's nothing really new. :dogcited:
wouldn't be hilarious if the entire mod team toxxed on starpluck eating the flag, and if he did he would be the only mod in power.... well there's always escape clauses.. i'd love to see what our beloved shitposting mods would come up with
[QUOTE=IAmAnooB;51384559]wouldn't be hilarious if the entire mod team toxxed on starpluck eating the flag, and if he did he would be the only mod in power.... well there's always escape clauses.. i'd love to see what our beloved shitposting mods would come up with[/QUOTE] But mods are apparently immune to toxxes now?
[QUOTE=Pascall;51384551]I don't even know what's going on at this point but I mean that's nothing really new. :dogcited:[/QUOTE] :dogsleep:
[QUOTE=Xyrec;51384565]But mods are apparently immune to toxxes now?[/QUOTE] so it would seem, and that really really removes the authority of the toxx. i always loved the toxx because it was supposed to be an thing that no one could fuck with, even mods but i guess my daydreaming is over and we have all been reminded that such beautiful things are never meant to be
#AllToxxesMatter
[QUOTE=coyote93;51384457]Well ain't you folks a friendly bunch. Really nice of all of you to throw shitloads of remarks and flame the shit outta someone, just because they won't keep a stupid toxx. Starpluck might not have handled all of this in the best way, but you should remember that most people can turn a bit toxic and write and do stupid shit when 100++ people manage to write 40 pages full of shit against them. I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve a ban after all this, but with all of you people constantly whining and making comparisons of him and Hitler and stuff it's not really that weird that he went a bit nut in the end.[/QUOTE] You're thinking about this as if it were literal drama. I think this isn't the correct way to go about it. Sure people are calling for a toxx to be honored (I mean it should) but it's all in good old fashioned, bloodthirsty and violent sportsmanship
Theres more drama in here than i've ever seen across the half life threads combined.
The way we should go about it is [t]https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/qncF9d_9aMo4h90hbesEuy00Eb5RCP4C2usCTlrPKUQRGCdOpDSUmPSYt9u6LHMZFIakEa5CgFWAvuLgNY1SZyFYRZ9K9tFl3szXZL3dRgiZ1Ke89-8[/t] we [B]TEAR HIM TO FUCKIN SHREDS[/B]
Tbh though I will ban people for outright flaming from this point on because it's not nice. So criticize Starpluck all you want just no flaming ok!!!
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