• Toxx Trackr™ - Que Sera, Sera.
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We should sacrifice as many members as it takes to add up their post count, account age and amount of ratings to smurfy's.
[QUOTE=Mezzokoko;51390395]We should sacrifice as many members as it takes to add up their post count, account age and amount of ratings to smurfy's.[/QUOTE] Those who proclaims first, goes first Later
I am left here wondering how Starpluck managed to slide his own ban of himself between the others. Smug till the last second.
Reading through the last 300 posts was an absolute treat. Thank you, facepunch. Harmony was restored. As the mods united and channelled their energy, The evil that was Starpluck had fallen. Crumbling from his own actions, The mods struck down with force that shook the gods. Down went Starpluck, sent back to whence he came. Harmony was restored, and the people cheered. Thus began the new era, An era of peace and tranquility. But how long will it last? That, is a tale for another day.
So, when is this thread going to be added to the threads list on wikipunch? Because its certainly good enough to be on there
Honestly I feel better about someone coming up with an escape clause posthumously (that the mod who banned agrees to) than someone not sticking to the escape they originally came up with in the toxx Even then, the only reason we gave Starpluck so much shit is because he was being such a little bitch about it, I'm sure if he had accepted his fate but asked if he could eat an edible paper flag or some shit instead nobody would have made a big deal about it
Maybe smurfy or someone should eat a can of surströmming indoors on video for him to get unbanned
[QUOTE=Coolboy;51390422]I am left here wondering how Starpluck managed to slide his own ban of himself between the others. Smug till the last second.[/QUOTE] [t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cvehOBxzwtY/maxresdefault.jpg[/t] CHOKE ON 'EM
I'm fine with Smurfy comming back from a toxx, but only if he does something that is on par with many of the toxx clauses here. No easy way out. No shortcut home.
its only fair if he eats a flag tbh
i think smurfy should do every toxx escape, including eating the flag
only on facepunch do you get like 50 pages of shitstorm over a mod violating toxx and then when he's gone people turn around and ask for toxx to be violated for someone else
Maybe he should eat a MAGA hat. Minus the Plastic bits since thats gonna be hard to eat.
[QUOTE=Durandal;51390565]Maybe he should eat a MAGA hat. Minus the Plastic bits since thats gonna be hard to eat.[/QUOTE] Your body cannot process plastic, so it would get stuck in your gut (if it's small enough it would pass through, but there is also the risk of perforating your intestines as it passes through). I remember seeing a video of a vet removing fermented plastic from one of a cows stomach, and it was rather nasty. Here we go - definitely [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7aHEtC-2I"]NSFL[/URL]
[QUOTE=Bradyns;51390594]Your body cannot process plastic, so it would get stuck in your gut. I remember seeing a video of a vet removing fermented plastic from one of a cows stomach, and it was rather nasty.[/QUOTE] Yeah thats why I said "minus the plastic bits". He should definitely eat something MAGA/Trump related though.
smurfy should be allowed to come back if he retroactively makes a toxx clause and honors its condition.
No that ruins toxx completely. If you didn't put an escape clause when you initially made the toxx you fucked up, bad luck
So basically toxxs mean nothing. People who genuinely do it to have fun go through with their escape clauses but people can just unban themselves or be popular enough to just get unbanned.
except starpluck is ultra-perma'd and smurfy isn't getting unbanned
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;51390391]Smurfy's toxx should only be broken if many users complete a challenge to bring him back. I think it stays in the spirit of toxxes because half the fun is watching people do stupid shit[/QUOTE] no that's dumb [editline]18th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Zonesylvania;51390724]smurfy should be allowed to come back if he retroactively makes a toxx clause and honors its condition.[/QUOTE] guys stop playing favourites
smurfys escape clause to get unbanned is to become a mod
[QUOTE=Starpluck;51387050][highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Adios!" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] when you get banned so hard the whole squad feels it
[QUOTE=Fourier;51390964]smurfys escape clause to get unbanned is to become a mod[/QUOTE] Great idea "you can come back if you agree to suffer eternally"
What if he was never allowed to post in SH again?
what if we actually stuck to a toxx for a change.
How about a guarantee that Smurfy will be unbanned on Garry's birthday, even if no other user is unbanned? Or have ten users volunteer to be permabanned in Smurfy's place.
Guys, as much as I'd love to see smurf come back, a Toxx is a Toxx. If he wants to come back, he'll make an alt, nobody is stopping him from doing that.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;51391270]Guys, as much as I'd love to see smurf come back, a Toxx is a Toxx. If he wants to come back, he'll make an alt, nobody is stopping him from doing that.[/QUOTE] Except it's not really a toxx given there was no escape clause. Toxx is strictly "I will do X if Y happens". There was a number debates in the early pages of this thread debating whether people saying "ban me if X happens" is a toxx or not. I was on the dissenting side of that argument.
I really want Smurfy to get out of this by doing others' toxxes, but it's a hard truth that we must honor our laws. May you rest in peace you miserable robot fucker, I love you.
let him openly use an alt and I'm good tbh
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