holy fucking shit how can you sleep at night ?! cant you hear all that buzzing ?
If it was my house Id be devastated and just suggest that we burn the thing down.
Well if it makes you feel any better the bigger hornets are often not as agressive as the smaller species.
For most insects I usually use a deodorant or hairspray can which usually neutralizes the six-legged threat from a close range.
Since your enemy is extremely dangerous however, I'd suggest increasing your stopping power by holding a lit match/lighter about an inch away from the operational end of the device.
The next step is to find their base. Scout your immediate locality for the hive. Once you've located it, completely smother the hive in the propelled gas of your choice, then light it with your match or lighter.
Watch the chaos unfold. Keep the match lit and watch for any survivors who try to pull themselves or their loved ones out of the burning wreckage that was once their former home.
Once their base has been reduced to ash, find the leader of the insect faction cowering within the rubble. He is usually designated by a crown or a robe.
Kill him and stick him into soil or drywall with a toothpick and add a post-it note saying '[I][B]your home is destroyed, your leader is killed, leave this area immediately or face consequences[/B][/I]'. This is important because there were undoubtedly patrol squadrons out of the base at the time of the attack.
The few surviving assailants should scatter to find new hives, although I recommend staying alert for any maverick insects who attempt a daring revenge plan for their deceased friends and family. It's also important to stay vigilant because you may see an insect attempting to rally support from local hives to storm your position.
[video=youtube;GWvFDXjp9lU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWvFDXjp9lU[/video]
the buzzing made me tear up but i can't stop watching
Yeah I had one of those fuckers on my roof once, really this is the way to get rid of them
1. I don't recommend this way.
2. Basically first grab yourself a long stick or baseball bat.
3.Step away from the hive and poke it.
If the hornet does not show, knock it off.
4. [highlight] BE WARNED DOING THIS! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 I SUGGEST GETTING HELP FROM AN ADULT [/highlight]
Knock off the hive off of the roof. Basically RUN like hell. When you don't see a hornet, carefully walk back to your house and get rid of the hive.
And yes this is the way I did it
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4. [highlight] BE WARNED DOING THIS! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 I SUGGEST GETTING HELP FROM AN ADULT [/highlight]
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I'm 18 and I haven't developed hornet immunity yet
1. Get a bee suit
2. Detach hive from house
3. Put in airtight container
4. fill container with gasoline and seal tightly
5. Film a bee snuff film and put it on youtube
6. Profit
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Can of anti-bug spray + zippo = immolated wasps
What if you put a vacuum cleaner with a hose up there
I'd just minimize leaving the house until it's gone. Knock it and torch it.
Most bee/pest killers have at least a version of them that shoots a super powerful jet of deadly poison at the hive/nest, should be as simple as picking up a can of Raid Wasp & Hornet and letting loose at dusk when the bastards are napping, then knocking the hive down with a pole later.
Buy the Trojan Suit
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and punch the shit out of that hive.
Make liberal use of this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cxkyoW1.jpg[/IMG]
Point it at the entrance to the nest and spray thoroughly. The poison works by seeping into the skin and blocking the pores (Fun fact: most bugs breathe via their skin) effectively suffocating them. Those that do not die via the poison will starve since they cannot leave the nest.
Wait a few days, and your problem should be solved. You can safely remove the nest after a week or so.
Also, don't be an idiot: spray only at night.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;41955023]For most insects I usually use a deodorant or hairspray can which usually neutralizes the six-legged threat from a close range.
Since your enemy is extremely dangerous however, I'd suggest increasing your stopping power by holding a lit match/lighter about an inch away from the operational end of the device.
The next step is to find their base. Scout your immediate locality for the hive. Once you've located it, completely smother the hive in the propelled gas of your choice, then light it with your match or lighter.
Watch the chaos unfold. Keep the match lit and watch for any survivors who try to pull themselves or their loved ones out of the burning wreckage that was once their former home.
Once their base has been reduced to ash, find the leader of the insect faction cowering within the rubble. He is usually designated by a crown or a robe.
Kill him and stick him into soil or drywall with a toothpick and add a post-it note saying '[I][B]your home is destroyed, your leader is killed, leave this area immediately or face consequences[/B][/I]'. This is important because there were undoubtedly patrol squadrons out of the base at the time of the attack.
The few surviving assailants should scatter to find new hives, although I recommend staying alert for any maverick insects who attempt a daring revenge plan for their deceased friends and family. It's also important to stay vigilant because you may see an insect attempting to rally support from local hives to storm your position.[/QUOTE]
Can I narrate this and turn it into a survival guide?
[QUOTE=Xieneus;41962126]Can I narrate this and turn it into a survival guide?[/QUOTE]
dooit
do you own a gun
it's the only way
Either move or die it's there house now.
Well i'm gonna let them live their (short) lives, observe them and once i get more info - [b]STRIKE[/b]
There will be no survivors.
[editline]25th August 2013[/editline]
One entered my room, i hit it a few times with my shoe, it's still alive. :|
Careful OP, they will use your unwillingness to fight as an opportunity to destroy everything you love.
[QUOTE=cartman300;41962979]Well i'm gonna let them live their (short) lives, observe them and once i get more info - [b]STRIKE[/b]
There will be no survivors.
[editline]25th August 2013[/editline]
One entered my room, i hit it a few times with my shoe, it's still alive. :|[/QUOTE]
Good, make sure you torture it. Don't go easy on them, they'll expand their nest into your house and force you out one day.
When I want to get rid of hornet nests, I just poke it with whatever there is, then fuck them up with a tennis racket. It's like a katana, only it cuts many at once
Just call the bee guy that kills them like when i had a hornet nest he sprayed some [sp] jew [/sp] gas in there and they all died
Or use pepper spray
or paint
[video=youtube;42pToQYURfo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42pToQYURfo[/video]
edit :
Vacuum them
[video=youtube;v8RVqIty9gA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8RVqIty9gA[/video]
Kick the nest and you can be that guy!
[QUOTE=kirby2112;41962806]do you own a gun
it's the only way[/QUOTE]
YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!
Play some dubstep
[editline]25th August 2013[/editline]
That'll teach 'em
[QUOTE=skzerk;41963972]YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM![/QUOTE]
The gun is for him.
[QUOTE=Xieneus;41962126]Can I narrate this and turn it into a survival guide?[/QUOTE]
do it, post results
Throw your piss at it.
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