• It weird that I have never masturbated?
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I used to do it like every week, but I haven't done it in like a year or more now. Surprisingly, I'm much happier today than I was a year ago, which is the opposite result of what you'd expect.
I beat that shit like it owes me money.
[QUOTE=DSG;20376688]I used to do it like every week, but I haven't done it in like a year or more now. Surprisingly, I'm much happier today than I was a year ago, which is the opposite result of what you'd expect.[/QUOTE] Heh. No such thing as OTHER reasons, huh? I get pissy when I don't fap. Then that leads to bad shit like inability to map.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;20369709]That implies he first masturbated when he was a year old.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean 0 :smug:
What the fuck man?! How old are you? TWELVE?!
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;20369936]How is it a bad idea? [B]You're fucking retarded.[/B][/QUOTE] Says the furry.
[QUOTE=clockroach;20369602]Never seemed like a good idea.[/QUOTE] what would you lose? really
[QUOTE=ballahswe;20377301]what would you lose? really[/QUOTE] Masturbating is healthy and reduces the risk of prostate cancer. I do it atleast 9 times a week.
Mind = blown Woah, that sure is self restraint right there.
Try looking @ this [url]http://www.jailbaitgallery.com/[/url] and NOT want to fap...
I envy you very very deeply.
Oh Facepunch, you so sirry.
If you finally choose to do it after 16 years, dude...find 500 towels or something cuz that's actually gonna EXPLODE.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;20369936]How is it a bad idea? You're fucking retarded.[/QUOTE] Calm down, the man can do as he pleases. I will say this though: it really helps your sexual health to masturbate.
Damn, I am jealous of you, the first time you cum, it feels so great and there is so much.
[QUOTE=RaptorRed;20386985]Damn, I am jealous of you, the first time you cum, it feels so great and there is so much.[/QUOTE] I can't remember lots and lots of cum when I got my first. :saddowns: Besides, shouldn't the produce of sperm stop/slow down because he has never fapped before?
I bet OP gets some random ass boners in the middle of class, and probly has trouble talking to woman.
If you start, start with a bang. Try asphyxiation, shit is to euphoric.
[QUOTE=Roktarok;20377912]Try looking @ this [url]http://www.jailbaitgallery.com/[/url] and NOT want to fap...[/QUOTE] [img]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg[/img]
You really should go polish the candle stick, maybe roll the marbles a little as well. But be careful as when you finish it's going to be like the contents of a million bottles of Elmer's glue blowing out of the old water pump.
[quote]Yes it's weird, a real man [b]takes matters into his own hands.[/b][/quote]How [b]punny.[/b]
[QUOTE=DSG;20376688]I used to do it like every week, but I haven't done it in like a year or more now. Surprisingly, I'm much happier today than I was a year ago, which is the opposite result of what you'd expect.[/QUOTE] lol once a week... seriously, never found the right place? jeez a few times when I was at 6th form, I'd get horney as hell and go to the toilet. even now, I have a long term girlfriend and I still do it most days. It's fun, it feels good, it's suposedly good for you. I can see no possible neagatives in this situation. [editline]02:44AM[/editline] shit even reading this thread about not fapping has made me horney. be right back
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