play bass too while you're smoking
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bassists get more pussy than the vocalist of any band
[QUOTE=bepassley;20828241]play bass too while you're smoking
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bassists get more pussy than the vocalist of any band[/QUOTE]
rite, because they always look solomn, quiet, focused, serious, and un-animated, which turns chicks on for some reason
playing bass requires alot of focus ok i've never played bass but it looks hard
lol, its not harder than guitar, just different - bass players look so serious all the time because their instrument in a band is actually often the most quiet and provides the litteral "base" for the rest of the melody - everyone else is "expressing their music" while the bassist is busy making sure there's a nice background rythm
sounds pretty cool
Try saying things like, "I'm so god damn awesome I can destroy a fucking mountain, no a damn planet!" And then make a war face
my dick is so hard it can cut through a diamond
just don't say stupid shit. You don't need to be confident if u don't have stupid shit to say. If what ur saying is interesting or contributes to whatever is being said then say it. Once you get used to it you'll realize that ur not as much of a shy guy as u may think. don't puss out bro. Live life to the fullest.
Also smoking and drinking help
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i dont need to carry a gun - i got 2 right here
Watch The Office.
Grow a huge beard and get ripped.
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