• Corrupt a wish v12.5
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they made it, but they only made it for wii I wish for a better computer.
Granted, but it was already mentioned in the OP so you get rated late. I wish I could meet Mordin
Granted but he wants weird alien sex with you. I wish I could dance!
granted, but the only thing you can dance to is high school musical i wish i could blow stuff up with my mind
granted but you can't go higher than 5 mm I wish I had xray eyes
Granted, but you kill your family because you don't have glasses to stop them from being lazers. I wish you lots of money
Granted but its your money i wish i had my driver's license
Granted but you can't afford a car. I wish for nothing! I wish I lose! I wish for a GOOD DAY SIR!
The day sucks for you. I wish for eternal happiness for everyone.
Granted, but everyone is happy about everything, Entire families die out and no one cares, the President launches a nuke because it makes him happy and the world collapses in on itself. I wish the below user wishes for sex with a pig
Granted, but then the pig raped you, how clever? I wish Livewire didn't want me to have sex with a pig.
granted but I wish the pig was your mother. :smug: [editline]03:02PM[/editline] FUCK inb4
Granted but you can't wish of a wish before you can make a wish about wishing before that wish and- :psyduck: I wish I can stop time at will.
Granted, but you stopped yourself as well so the entire universe is frozen in time. I wish i could suck Gabe's tits.
Granted, but they tasted like rotten cheeseburger. I wish Gabe Newell would pay shitloads of money to Tetsuya Nomura so that the PC gets Kingdom Hearts.
Its a shitty port, with no support. I wish for a dollar.
Granted but then its an Australian dollar. I wish I had every game ever made on my Steam account.
[QUOTE=James1o1o;24988265]Granted but then its an Australian dollar. I wish I had every game ever made on my Steam account.[/QUOTE] Late, and you have to pay with those games with your own money, making you poor FOREVER. I wish I had one of [url=http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/]these[/url]
Wish Granted! but the Keyboard is broken on arrival and they wont issue a refund or RMA! I wish for a new 1337 computer.
Granted. However, seeing the cost of it, you had to do some less-than-legal jobs to get the money to pay it off, and you are now wanted by the cops. I wish Valve bought out Nippon Ichi Software.
Granted, but Valve starts to become greedy and churns out shitty yearly games under the title of half life. I wish I had sleep.
Granted, but you stay asleep for the rest of your life. I wish for AC Brotherhood, Fallout New Vegas and Dead Rising 2
Granted, but they're only demos. I wish this thread had some better wishes in it.
Granted, but they will never be as good as my corrupt a wish thread back in 2008. I wish Resto was here to repeat his "I wish for (amount) wishes" wishes.
Granted but he wishes for a flawless, corrupt-proof wish first and ruins the thread. I wish for a sequel to second sight that doesn't suck, isn't 60$ and is not made by Activision.
The sequel to Second Sight is made, and sold for $59.99. Damn corporations. I wish the weather in Britain is "just right" for one week... That would be so awesome.
Granted, but the weather has to go somewhere. You just caused flash floods in Haiti. Good job. I wish I was rich.
Granted, but you get arrested for tax evasion and while your in jail they look through your computer and find all your torrents. Enjoy prison, Sucker. I wish for a magical pot 'o' gold that spits out gold and unicorns.
It's fools gold, and wild horses with cones tied to their heads I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for
you wished for a gay hooker i wish for a new fuckin car
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