• Guilty pleasures
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Aliens colonial marines :s
Consuming shitloads of junk food during and after holidays.
Sexting
[sp]Not beating off for two weeks to a month, then releasing a massive load.[/sp]
Amazing drum solos. That solo in "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler is the stuff of 80's legends. I WANT to mimic that, but I'm not sure if the drum set that I have will work. @ 2:40 [video=youtube;OBwS66EBUcY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY[/video]
[video=youtube;1iidsfreHkA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iidsfreHkA[/video] this video.
Clownjobs
Also griefing.
Using childrens toothpaste. I like the mascots they put on the tubes and they taste good.
Making horrible puns and having other people cringe at them
Getting women to flirt with me very directly just so I that can smoothly blow them off. I'm very egomaniacal.
Touching soft things.
[QUOTE=OvB;47472457]Touching soft things.[/QUOTE] I do this. I work in a retail store and the entrance to our main stock room is right next to the bedding department and we have these mattresses on display right near the door. Every time I go in or out, I drag my hand on them because they're so soft.
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Sleeping in way way way too late, like sometimes to 3 or 4 pm, or for 12 hours also biting my nails but it also means they never get long and gross
[QUOTE=Firecat;47472521]Not that uncommon, but chewing nails. I noticed it probably wasnt healthy when I did it to the point of bleeding, now I am careful. Have never used a nail clipper on my hands.[/QUOTE] My mother bought me a manicure kit before I moved out It hasn't really helped, and I'm biting and chewing on them a lot more recently
[QUOTE=Scratch.;47472824]My mother bought me a manicure kit before I moved out It hasn't really helped, and I'm biting and chewing on them a lot more recently[/QUOTE] I bite my nails when I'll anxious, a lot of the time to the point of bleeding. As a result, my nails on my thumbs and index fingers are deformed and surrounded by scabs almost constantly. I don't even do it consciously; a lot of the time i will just catch myself doing it without me realizing i had been for the last 5 minutes. My doctor says I'll grow out of it, but I'm doubting it because I've had the issue since I was 4 or something and I'm 21 now. Oh well v:v:v
I love to sing when no one is around. I'll do it when the house is empty or when I'm driving alone. Super self-conscious about other people hearing me, even if I think I sound ok :<
Salty peanuts, to unhealthy levels. Every day I just stuff a handful of them in my mouth, my body salt levels must be off the charts.
Singing in the shower
[QUOTE=Skyward;47469599]How is this a [I]guilty [/I]pleasure?[/QUOTE] Because its got a really dated out of fashion sound to it. I keep quiet about it because I fear people I know would laugh at how cheesy they find it.
You know shitty people.
Destroying pubs on TF2. Im not even that good and I can do it almost every time.
[QUOTE=AbeX300;47472234]Making horrible puns and having other people cringe at them[/QUOTE] I do too, but I don't feel guilty about it
This is gonna sound really weird and creepy, but incest porn. I dunno why, it jst turns me on. Maybe I'm just repressed.
[t]https://macmalloryo.edublogs.org/files/2014/03/cheetosawesome-1sa4d06.jpg[/t] God have mercy....
Sometimes I buy loose tobacco for the smell, and I like huffing the smell of teabags in the box
i love wearing skinny jeans i also really enjoy breakcore and speedcore
[QUOTE=Charybdis;47479913]Sometimes I buy loose tobacco for the smell, and I like huffing the smell of teabags in the box[/QUOTE] I don't really have an opinion for tobacco, but tea smells great.
[QUOTE=AbeX300;47472234]Making horrible puns and having other people cringe at them[/QUOTE] Oh this very much yes. My level of horrible puns goes beyond "dad joke" level. Like, imagine being hungry and walking to the restaurant with your friends and suddenly everyone gets distracted by a cute dog and you just go "I could really go for some hot dogs right now".
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