• Guilty pleasures
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Inflation porn. No, most of the stuff on DAAS doesn't turn me on. Even I have standards
I have guilty pleasures about imagining shit explode Michael Bay style That and japanese rock
[IMG]http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1619265/tumblr_lfwuf16Vbs1qbulq9o1_500.jpg[/IMG] Aside from hot ceramic plates in my dangalanga, this is also my guilty pleasure.
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47479819]This is gonna sound really weird and creepy, but incest porn. I dunno why, it jst turns me on. Maybe I'm just repressed.[/QUOTE] Just don't go Simski and I guess you'll be fine :v:
The smell of catnip is like intensely good. It smells like tea.
Endosoma.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47481074][B]Inflation porn.[/B] No, most of the stuff on DAAS doesn't turn me on. [B]Even I have standards[/B][/QUOTE] Conflicting statements. [sp]It's alright. I have a lot of weird porn too.[/sp] Another guilty pleasure is goofing around in multiplayer games. It was a lot of fun in PVKII to be a Skirmisher and just spam voice lines while dodging everything, and not actually being a threat to anyone or any team.
I own a crap-load of doujinshi. [sp]Some of them are pornographic.[/sp]
Imperial German music and European Disco
I....I'm kindof ashamed. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/QypBLZ.jpg[/img] Sienna Guillory is so hot in this movie oh my god
jerking off and then pissing after i finish to clean the pipes. also "Shake it Off" by taylor swift, my friends always laugh when we're driving and it comes on the radio. playing semi-loud and gratuitously profane music even though the apartment next to me has young kids. pulling out beard hairs (not trichotillomania, just once in a while for some reason) and chewing my fingernails off instead of clipping them. i throw the nails in the trash after, but chewing them off means i have better control on the length v:v:v
Rap songs (mainly the lyrics) mixed with decidedly non-rap instrumentals. For example: [video=youtube;A7lE_iyZi6A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7lE_iyZi6A[/video]
when I'm alone in the car I pretend to have an announcer voice and narrate my day very loudly
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47466528]I occasionally like looking at gay porn, even though I'm straight. Also, 80s action films.[/QUOTE] I too like 80's action movies quite a lot.
my friends say that im pretty decent at voice emulation and immitation has been interesting to me since i was a kid. when im alone i like to practice voice manipulation for some of my favourite media snippets like shows, podcasts, and game voice overs. i also try to sing pretty fucking often and i know im absolutely terrible at it. rip anyone who happens to listen.
JAV
i dont get to do it often cause of my parents in the house but if im ever by myself i'll lean on my neck upside down and shit straight into the air idgaf where it goes
[QUOTE=Doom14;47486261]Conflicting statements. [sp]It's alright. I have a lot of weird porn too.[/sp] Another guilty pleasure is goofing around in multiplayer games. It was a lot of fun in PVKII to be a Skirmisher and just spam voice lines while dodging everything, and not actually being a threat to anyone or any team.[/QUOTE] I love doing this in games as well, especially in squad-based ones. I believe the term is being a "blueberry", dunno why. Also, sort of alongside that, using a really gimmicky kit and still managing to do or win.
I eat unorthodox things in front of my peers for bragging rights or whilst betting. A whole lemon, the show and tell red hot pepper, mustard, cinnamon dust, rhum-coffee, a croissant stuffed into one bite, left over ginger and onion that weren't eaten with the sushi with soy sauce. I have always done this, although I might have turned down some real nasty shit a couple times. Most of the time, legitimate curiosity for what the food actually tastes like overrides my previous concerns about whether or not eating the thing was socially acceptable to begin with. Keeping a straight face and then claiming the food was "alright" is usually half the fun.
Listening to countless video games complete soundtracks in they're entirety.
pretending im in the 80s also saying extremely outdated phrases like "you're a chip off the old block" or "let's bounce"
If a video game song comes on when I am home alone I fit my dogs names to the tune. I play Rust, it's so bad but fun to just fuck around with. I also have shit set up so I can quack on command, it's great.
Reading youtube comments. [I]Angry[/I] guilty pleasure.
Nose-picking, especially when there are those big chunks. It's almost as relieving as taking huge dump or taking shower on a hangover.
Doing stupid things. ( Just got back from a 16 mile pitch black bike ride with no lighting but a small hand torch )
Taylor Swift songs
Buying a box or two of red wine (3-9 bottles) and having a few days of just drinking and lying in bed watching netflix. Sometimes a lady friend joins me. [i]Sometimes[/i]. Student life?
In public i make fun of people watching anime, but secretly i jack it off like 5 times daily to hentai
[QUOTE=Linµx;47467881]Peeing in the shower isn't so much a guilty pleasure, it's just something everyone does.[/QUOTE] THE SHOWER IS FOR GETTING CLEAN, NOT PEEING. Dear god you people terrify me so much.
[QUOTE=metalhand;47492004]In public i make fun of people watching anime, but secretly i jack it off like 5 times daily to hentai[/QUOTE] you see it's exactly the opposite for me
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