Let's play Oregon Trail - Fording everything and sinking like Titanic
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Take the shortcut. It's only one man left, we'll go through food and stuff at a slower rate.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;38592424]If Abe's the only one left, then who the fuck are those other people?[/QUOTE]
Ghosts of the others mourning him
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;38592429]short cut
LETS DO THIS, RUSH IT[/QUOTE]
We gotta be rushing, baby, to win
[QUOTE=Fillmore;38592423]We also get to make a choice again:
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We're also going to roll with less sleep
Abe is hallucinating[/QUOTE]
Shortcut, gotta go fast. Even if Abe dies, make sure he gets buried at Oregon.
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Stroke of irony aside, Abe is doomed
Go to the Army Base, if we rest, stock up on food and supplies, we can head to Oregon with full stomachs and full hearts.
Come on Abe ;_;
[editline]25th November 2012[/editline]
FUCK GOD
I blame Jim's ghost
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Abe, you shouldn't really move around too much
Considering how you were bitten by a snake a moment ago
what did i say oh lets go to the army base no lets not lets take the shortcut and fucking die
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
Put the rations up as much as you can to try and save her.
lets not stock up on supplies because we hate life and abe you killed your friends its ALL your fault
the only way to right your sins is to kill yourself abe
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;38592468]Put the rations up as much as you can to try and save her.[/QUOTE]
Her?
May as well have filling rations. Only one person to eat through them.
[QUOTE=Fillmore;38592322][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2r4hb87.png[/IMG]
NO
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
ABE
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL DEAD
GOOD LUCK[/QUOTE]
Late but..
"Friends"
Yeaaah...
someone needs to make this thread into a full comic
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The ghosts are attacking our oxen
Game over man, game over!
GO ABE GO!
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;38592492]someone needs to make this thread into a full comic[/QUOTE]
Or at least take screenshots of the highlights
increase food consumption
you have like 700 pounds for one person
We still have like 15 oxen left though, right?
Besides it only takes 2 to pull the wagon right?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsmGSnq3lE[/media]
Page music
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We have reached The Dalles
If I recall correctly, we're on the home stretch now
[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;38592238]Fillmore needs to play FTL or something along those lines to give Jimmy a shot at redemption.[/QUOTE]
[i]"In the year 1857, the last of the westward pioneer settlers set out on an epic journey across the American territories towards Oregon. Aboard a lone wagon, Jimmy Jimson and his crew were to experience disease-infested adventures beyond medicine's realm of understanding.
In a series of freak mishaps, Jimmy's DNA was infused with typhoid fever, dysentery, measles, cholera, and snake venom. His body was buried deep in the earth after his partners mistook him for dead.
But he was not.
So many toxins festered in him that he slumbered in a deep coma for more than 600 years before finally he was revived by scientists in the year 2491.
With his crew dead and his wagon gone, he has claimed a new crew and a spaceship to explore the galaxy in search of a new life on the lost planet of Eugene in the constellation Oregon 8."[/i]
[b]JIMMY JIMSON IN THE 25th CENTURY[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v32VypWeF0I[/media]
I'm going to eat dinner guys. I better come back to a successful Abe.
I think it is Curse of the Jimson that has gotten Abe and the other one :(
[QUOTE=MisterZombie;38592487]Her?[/QUOTE]
*him
We have to make a choice:
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This is it, guys.
We're almost to Oregon
Raft it.
[QUOTE=Fillmore;38592532]We have to make a choice:
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This is it, guys.
We're almost to Oregon[/QUOTE]
river
river
RIVER
Raft that river, Abe.
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