We have this pedophile teacher... We made fun of him so fucking blatently all the time right in his face... One time he bent over infront of me to get a pencil and all my freinds looked at me with a sly grin... I felt raped.
My username and PEPPERONI BURNS
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow", used at the most inappropriate times.
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"OH IT'S CAUSE I'M WHITE ISN'T IT"
Goes hand-in-hand with calling people a Nigel. They think its a racial slur till you explain it to them.
TL;DR = Whenever my black friend gets criticized he assumes its because he's black. Not because he's a douche.
Whit ye daeing Artie
"Can I borrow your iPod?"
"You're wearing your sister's trousers?"
"System32?"
"Ice-cream truck"
In my class whenever someone says "I'll stop studying after high-school" someone exclaims that. It means that the only job they will get is driving the ice-cream truck (there's no need to say "You aren't going to find any other job than driving the icecream truck", everybody knows exactly what they mean by "Icecream truck").
This is an inside joke that my friends and I have been keeping going for quite a while now sadly.
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epic fail times tbh
Me and friend commenting on how 'Epic Fail' has become an everyday phrase for some people
We also hate people saying 'Good times' or 'bad times'
and we hate 'tbh'
So whenever someone moans over something that isn't moan worthy, we just say 'Epic fail times tbh' or some variation
"Gee Tim, thanks for the great physics."
'Alzhiemer's Guard!'
The result of the fucked dialogue assignment from Oblivion
"Irishman!" We both watched 28 days later and my friends Irish accent just made it intolerably funny/.
Why I seem to have a belly button.
(my best friend is female, and this happens every now and again in front of people we know)
Her: Stop arguing! / Come over here. / Want to play this?
Me: No, I don't want to.
Her: Fine, no sex tonight then.
Me: Okay you win. *does what ever she asked*
*friends all :raise: unsure whether to believe it or not*
A man goes inside,
He tells a joke.
Ar, old grandpa bill, pr, kukstolen, TIMMY!, isgren etc
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[i]For me to coupon![/i]
'' I hope a car hits you on the way home. ''
A couple a sentences followed by "Whats Up with his walking stick"
"Jill"
"who?"
"Jill"
"Who?"
A friend couldn't hear what another friend was saying to him.
Plus that same friend, we sometimes call him, "Rhino Fister."
Riiiiiiiicee!!!!
LIKE A GAZELLEEEE!!!
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"Seven Minutes"
"He is 'pooping' while playing your PSP again"
And the most recent one, surfacing today, is "How come"
All of these are related to one action, see if you can guess what it is. It shouldn't be too hard.
"hhhuuuuuugg meee!!!" thats all the zombies want.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, okay, that's enough. I'm going to bed.
"Ah-ha-ha-ha!
.....aawwww."
Example (in the middle of a lighthearted conversation):
Guy #1: I guess it's 'cause... [I]your girlfriend left you![/I]
(We often do that thing they do in In the News where we say something that's not a pun and act like it's a pun)
Guy #2: Ah-ha-ha-ha!
....awwwww.
We only talk about "yo moma" at work nowadays.
Just because it's so stupid and old.
You can't even talk to anyone at work without getting a retarded reply back
"Where did you put the broken HDMI cables?"
"IN YO MOMA!"
basically.
But I enjoy it too
Nurgle Burgles my Shnurgles.
You don't wanna know.
Me or my friend:
"PAS AUF!" *points* "Nicht besonders!"
Fudashi!(Mormon for fuck that shit!)
Also one in the FUCKING chamber.(refers to carying a gun with a bullet in the chamber) you say it when somone pisses you off or get in your face...
also... FAG
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