Sometimes I wake up at night screaming about how cool you are.
"I want X....with sugar"
100% inside joke
Greeting each other by our last names. (Not really an inside joke)
EG
me: Grue
Him: Neville.
And saying "Thats what she said" WAY too much
EG.
Me: I'm bored
Him: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Saying "Hi how are you?!" Really quickly. It's between me and my brother!
It was when we were watching halloween pranks and this one video had us in tears of laughter. It was a person who put a body thing on the porch and put a speaker near it. After screaming and scaring a few people a little girl walks up.
"HIHOWAREYOU?". He reaction was priceless.
Had us crying with laughter. :v:
Moist.
It's a contest between me and my friend of who can compare the word to everyday activities.
No one gets us.
Saying our goodbyes with various greetings from events far from the current date.
For example:
In ~June
"Marry Christmas!", replied with "Happy Easter!"
These greetings are usually exchanged loudly so that everyone can hear.
When anything is a close shave, we usually fit "-by the ass hairs" in it.
This originated from a video game tournament we were at where they has NES games at the side. So my one pal was playing the original Super Mario and barely made a jump over a piranha plant and proceeded to yell "JESUS, TRIMMED MY ASS HAIRS" for all to hear.
The one inch wonder wang
"Boarding School?"
[B]"What's up, mah negus?"[/B]
It's how I usually greet my friend when he gets on AIM cuz it sounds like "nigga." We have a very racist sense of humor.
Here's the video we got it from.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk[/media]
cock teehee
Used to use finches, and I'm not explaining why. Now I think it's kind of disrespectful. Sometimes when random crap happens, I sing 'Very strange' in the style of Penny Lane (Beatles song, feel ashamed [or young] if you thought it was a person). Also, uh... Doctor Octogonapus Blargh. Used it a few years ago, when the Laz0r Collection was original.
Alec is big boned.
[sp]NOT big boner'd.[/sp]
I sware to god this snow is made of dicks.
Walk into a room holding something.
"Dunkin' Donuts delivery, did you order a (thing I'm holding)?"
You see, we have a cat named Muffin, so I thought one day it would be clever to say "Dunkin' Donuts delivery, did you ordera Muffin?" Then it spread.
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