• Things you learned from any valve game
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Running slightly against walls makes you go faster!
people at a lab in new mexico always make fists and wriggle their mouths when they talk
There's nothing useful to be learned from valve games, that's what I learned.
The sentry has turned, gentlemen! That requires a bit of foreknowledge.
Get out of there, shes goanna blow!
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19308509]That Valve games are great.[/QUOTE] lol
And if they find the body? What body? hehe..haha.hahahahaha
You can eat 1 sandwich over and over again but it will never leave a bite mark or ever run out of said sandwich.
Adrenaline makes people go crazy WUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU
You can topple a trans-dimensional empire, but you can't climb over a face-high wall.
I'm grabbin everything I can.
Woud you look at these peculiar markings? Wouldn't you like to look at one of these samples under a microscope? Hey there freeman
2 Hits from a crowbar is enough to kill someone.
Shooting someone when they are reloading is bad educate
Crazy shit goes down when you push stuff into a scanning beam.
Playing to much counterstrike source zombie mod screws with your brain until at one point in real life you start to believe you are actually in game. You start wondering who will be spawn zombie and then lock yourself in your bed room. [editline]06:57PM[/editline] true story
That whenever a "Things we learned" thread is made, 60% of the posts are quotes, not things you learn.
Whenever you reload, even one round, you must shout "RELOADING!" at the top of your lungs.
I can never trust anyone. [editline]05:18AM[/editline] A USP shot to the face does not kill you.
Pills here!
Even the Quake engine can be awesome
[QUOTE=IhateValve;19313365]lol[/QUOTE] I was wondering why you hadn't trolled in here yet, then I checked the seconds page.
I learned that eastern Europe looks a lot like New Jersey.
Kill the damn thing before it grows any larger.
Vents are always big enough to crawl through.
That Nick cannot wait to find a crate. [editline]05:35AM[/editline] Also that your muzzer what zhe president of zhe RED Spah's Fanclub.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties I have yet to learn why.
that user death is imminent
The gravity gun is the pinnacle of human technology, and naturally its a weapon.
The RED Spy fucked BLU Scouts Mom and now he's here to fuck us.
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