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In high-school, I got along better with the teachers than with my classmates. So, when anything happened in my class (and a [B]shitload[/B] of stuff happened in my class, why do I always get paired up with idiots?), they never suspected a thing from me because there was [I]no way in Hell[/I] that I could be involved. And yes, I was never involved in any trouble 'till my second-to-last year, when I decided to go "ah, fuck it", but I got off partly because of my "reputation", and partly because I'm quite a good liar. Oh, the irony... [editline]April[/editline] Of course, I never went past small pranks and playing videogames on computer class. I was smart enough to stay out of serious trouble. Wish I could say the same for the rest of my class...
Me and my friend stole pretty much all the food we ate at lunch break throughout our final year, and never got caught. We'd go up when it was pretty busy, and everyone was just sort of crowded around rather than lining up. I would hold a tray over my pal's blazer pockets and arms (it's an english school so we had uniforms - blazers are just like suit jackets) and he would grab a few burgers, panini's, cakes, drinks, whatever was there, behind the cover of the tray. We would honestly return to our friends like hero's, with pockets bulging with food and drink. It almost forgave the fact that everything tasted like shit
We had Journals when we were in school, we used them to record homework and write notes and such, it was also a requirement for receiving disciplinary action, they would write a note in the journal saying what you did wrong. A trend at the time was to steal other lads journals and vandalize them then give it back without them knowing it, this resulted in tit for tat pranks which were hilarious. One time a lad took another guys journal and brought it to woodwork with him and sealed it in a small wooden box with T-joints and a cock burnt onto the front of it, the only way to get it out was to smash it with a hammer. Another time a lad got his journal taken and had gay porn pasted all over the inside of it. My one was taken and set in a block of Jelly and handed back to me in a zip lock bag. So I found out the guy who did it and took his and set it on fire and put the burnt remains in a bag and gave it back to him. Nobody was ever caught out. I remember one year I got a load of cigarettes off the duty free at an airport near my town and sold them for a fiver a go. I made a big profit and was never caught, I'd say I would have been fucked if I got caught though. Another story was on our last day in school, we brought in a load of Lucozade sport bottles and filled them with vodka and we drank through our last class. I remember our teacher saying "Jesus you must be awful thirsty lads" and we all started laughing our asses off. I think he knew well what was going on but didn't care, he was nicknamed " Mr. Oul'd stock" Because he was so sound. he would turn on the radio in some classes because he put money on a horse haha.
once in early middle school, I forgot to do my homework. So I got up to tell the teacher, then I tripped against my other foot while getting up, hit my head on the desk and knocked myself unconscious. It is also worth mentioning the school principal was supervising our teacher for that class.
I remember in middle school gym, I told the guys in the locker room all the odd swear words that I knew. Mostly English phrases like wanker and bollocks. What the hell, the got a kick out of it. In the 8th grade, one classmate got pissed about a low grade in a particular class and I make a joke about it (it wasn't particularly funny). He got pissed an went off on a tirade about how "all you talk about is cunts!" The teacher, who was standing right next to him, was shocked and she sent him off to the principal. Later that day, the principal came after me because the student in question said I told him about cunt and a myriad of other choice words. The funny thing was, I never used cunt as an example. So, I lied and denied the whole affair. Got right off the hook.
like a year ago, be white, went to Public school which population and staff is like 75% Asian. My and friend arrive a few minutes late to Homeroom, school has this shit policy where everyone more than a minute late get detention, though you can see black kids walking around rapping about dicks loudly without any type of administration on their asses on a regular basis. Black security guard stops me literally right outside my homeroom and tells us we're getting detention "Please our Homeroom is just right there it's only a minute after.." "You ain't arguing with me I'll get the Vice Principal in here" "I'm not trying to-" "Ms. Pringle can you come up here" Fastfoward some bullshit scolding, she gives us detention forms to write our names down on. I am not accepting this bullshit, so I quickly think of the whitest name in existance "Wil-son... Washington" Sounds legit, I think she'll buy it. Never got detention.
Back in Highschool, I had this one peer that harassed me nonstop for weeks and the teacher didn't do shit. One day, during class, enough was enough and I flung a book, spine-first, into his face and gave him a good couple of fists to the kisser. He didn't have time to get up before I turned around and turned myself in. I was going to be suspended 10 days from school until they found out the guy I assaulted was a sexual deviant and probably pinned him for distribution of pornographic materials to minors after searching his smartphone history or tested positive for drugs or something. They only pinned me with 5 days; so not so much [I]completely[/I] avoiding trouble, but I got off easy. As for college, I have a reeeeeal shit sleep cycle (if you couldn't tell from the date line) and was always exhausted when I went to morning classes. During my professor's lecture on X-Ray film analysis, I was trying to catch up with my 'Zzzzzz's, but that pretty much immediately elected me for the next random question. She calls my name and then asks "Why is this abdominal image so bright?". I jerk my head up and blurt out "TOO LITTLE DENSITY" and actually got it right. Still horrifically humiliating and never fell asleep in her class again.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;44602611]Back in Highschool, I had this one peer that harassed me nonstop for weeks and the teacher didn't do shit. One day, during class, enough was enough and I flung a book, spine-first, into his face and gave him a good couple of fists to the kisser. He didn't have time to get up before I turned around and turned myself in. I was going to be suspended 10 days from school until they found out the guy I assaulted was a sexual deviant and probably pinned him for distribution of pornographic materials to minors after searching his smartphone history or tested positive for drugs or something. They only pinned me with 5 days; so not so much [I]completely[/I] avoiding trouble, but I got off easy. As for college, I have a reeeeeal shit sleep cycle (if you couldn't tell from the date line) and was always exhausted when I went to morning classes. During my professor's lecture on X-Ray film analysis, I was trying to catch up with my 'Zzzzzz's, but that pretty much immediately elected me for the next random question. She calls my name and then asks "Why is this abdominal image so bright?". I jerk my head up and blurt out "TOO LITTLE DENSITY" and actually got it right. Still horrifically humiliating and never fell asleep in her class again.[/QUOTE] You're the hero Gotham needs.
I stayed away from trouble. I'm so hardcore.
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