>Mervin: Pose as an individual, because shit just got moderately unreal! Also, head on down to the ice cream shop, you were in the mood for a sherbet, anyway.
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;30969252]uh...
it doesn't work that way, friend...[/QUOTE]
Aw, that's too bad man, would have been awesome if you did it though giving the ol' coot a bit of action.
Anyways my suggestion still stands, alternatively he could just get drunk and get high of his painpills; so in his drunken/high mood he decides he should go over there and appear out of the blue with two shotguns, full renegade-style.
Why? Well, he's an old man still experiencing afterpains from his midlife crisis and he decides if he is going to take any action, from now on, he'll be like that 23 year old he once was; and of course he will overexaggerate to compensate for his age + being drunk and high doesn't really help since it affects his judgement.
So basically it can be broken down to this this: feel like shit, being a sad lonely old man, fuck the world, get drunk, get high, lose sanity, start a killing spree and buy some icecream.
[sp]Yeah, still a shit reason to go out murdering people since you still have no idea what the fuck is going on.:v:[/sp]
If you don't use any of my suggestions I'm all cool with that, but it sure would be fun if you did though.
And I'm sure it would be a good challenge for you to throw in a few nice overly exaggerated action scenes like the ones you see in 80s b-films.
Otherwise just head over to the icecream shop, but be prepared and arm yourself.
Just to be sure, since as an old vet in your business you have seen shit going down and having that 6 shooter next to you on your right hand side sure makes things a lot easier and safer for you.
(what ya expect, you're old and aren't capable to hold on a fight for too long)
It's not my turn anyway
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/melvin.png[/img]
You look around the [u]Room[/u] for any nearby [u]Items of Interest[/u].
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/melhouse.png[/img]
After [u]Looking Around[/u], you see a [u]Table[/u] with a [u]Book[/u], a [u]Box of Tissues[/u], and [u]Medicine[/u]. The is also a [u]Cane[/u] in the [u]Umbrella Holder[/u].
Grab a hanky, they've proven to be incredibly useful.
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
Then use the umbrella holder as a brace for your bad leg while wielding the cane as a weapon.
[QUOTE=Naelstrom;31003005]Grab a hanky, they've proven to be incredibly useful.
[editline]8th July 2011[/editline]
Then use the umbrella holder as a brace for your bad leg while wielding the cane as a weapon.[/QUOTE]
is this seriously the only suggestion I get all day
wow you guys come ON
>Grab the Medicine, And The Cane Just in case, And Examine the Book.
take pills, then lean on the cane as you read the book really close to your face because you're so old
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/1310265049.png[/img]
You pick up your [u]medicine[/u] off of the table. It's for your chronic [u]back pains[/u]. Or, at least, that's what you are told they are for. You have a suspicion they are actually just [u]sugar pills[/u]
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/1310265058.png[/img]
You equip your [u]cane[/u]. It has beaten in the face of more [u]thugs[/u] than you could care to remember.
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/1310265068.png[/img]
You examine the [u]book[/u]. Oh, it's your two favorite [u]boy detectives[/u], the Hardy Boys!
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/1310265077.png[/img]
Oh how you adore staying up late and reading up on their [u]adventures[/u]. You could only wish YOUR boys turned out like them. It's a shame they moved away to become [u]artists[/u].
You don't actually have [u]children[/u] but you like to pretend you do and that they are very [u] disobedient[/u]
attempt to drive to the ice cream shop
> Throw your book out the window and stop daydreaming, you have shit to do.
Stop saying "Drive to the Ice cream shop" He has no Idea Whats going on, Yet, And it also Said he was [U]SICK[/U].
>Take yer' pills then stop fantasizing about your non-existent hipster kids and go to the 35th Street Diner for the early-bird special.
> Swing cane around in a mildly threatening manner. Psych yourself up in case any ruffians try to start some shit up in yo' hood, homie.
> Mervin: Look out window to check for rotten youngsters loiterin' on your property. Then go investigate the scene at the ice cream shop.
[QUOTE=lordEclipse;31022568]Stop saying "Drive to the Ice cream shop" He has no Idea Whats going on, Yet, And it also Said he was [U]SICK[/U].[/QUOTE]
Actually he does:
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;30907214][img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/1309838587.png[/img]
?-Hey...
M-Uh... hello?
?-Is this detective private eye Mervin?
M-Yes? This is my [u]home number[/u] how did you find m-
?-That's not important. My boyfriend is acting very strange and hanging around with some shifty characters down by the ice cream shop, you should go there.
M-But i-
She rudely [u]hangs up[/u]
What will you do?
[editline]4th July 2011[/editline]
Also post more suggestions goddammit[/QUOTE]
No what i mean't was that he Doesn't know they are in Trouble.
[QUOTE=lordEclipse;31023468]No what i mean't was that he Doesn't know they are in Trouble.[/QUOTE]
Of course. But what we do know is that ice cream is the shit, so why not head on down?
[QUOTE=lordEclipse;31023468]No what i mean't was that he Doesn't know they are in Trouble.[/QUOTE]
He still has a valid reason to go, so i don't see what the problem is with him going.
[QUOTE=KingOfScience;31023945]He still has a valid reason to go, so i don't see what the problem is with him going.[/QUOTE]Go where? He doesn't know they are at the ice cream shop.
>Take your pills and head on downtown
Yeah but he still has a reason to go to the Ice Cream shop.
>Take pills, book and cane. Drive to the Ice Cream shop because Ice Cream and phone call.
He has very much reason to go to the ice cream shop. He may be sick, but it's still his job and it obviously MUST be urgent. Of course, this isn't my turn though
[editline]10th July 2011[/editline]
also thanks for the suggestions guys
Imagine an inventory and equipped item bar to make carrying stuff easier.
>Go solve some crimes already!
Take yer' pills and use the cane as weapon.then exit yer' home.
[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/melslam.png[/img]
You heroically head [u]Outside[/u], and make your way towards y-
[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/melcar.png[/img]
Oh goddamnit someone stole your [u]Car[/u].
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/walk.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/mta.png[/img]
You've finally reached the [u]Ice Cream Shop[/u], and- oh, look! It's your friends [u]Ted[/u] and [u]Albert[/u]!
... What are they [u]Doing[/u]?
>Sneak up behind the wall and Peek into the Alleyway.
>Obtain spare car from the Detective Depo
[editline]11th July 2011[/editline]
>Actually, don't walk there. Open the in-game shop called the Dectective Depo and spawn a new car
It's a party!
>Strut on up, and join in!
Why look, they're doing healthy exercises.
Step behind them and join in, you have to keep fit if you want to be a good detective!
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