So I'm going to be tested by my family with fishing...
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They're gonna dump your body in the river and the fish will eat you and leave no evidence and you'll be poop for the rest of eternity.
Maybe they're just going to set up a picnic or something while you fish
Congratulations on your new brother!
[QUOTE=Furioso;16256911]Maybe they're just going to set up a picnic or something while you fish[/QUOTE]
Yeah and have sex on the picnic table
OP is fucked. :banjo:
did they mention anything about seclusion and a baseball bat?
Is it a private area reserved and closed off?
bring HARDCORERAPE with you.
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or these guys
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umm... Probably because fishing licenses are $45 this year, and that would be a little expensive for 3 people to fish. Only people 16+ need them though
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16255310]I'm not addicted to anything or anything worth an intervention.[/QUOTE]
Your twitter says otherwise
[QUOTE=Chodeshot;16257309]Your twitter says otherwise[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Wow. This guy is an idiot, it's clearly an intervention. He's had twitter for not even 2 weeks and a third of his posts are drug related.
P.S. : "bawwwww but weed isnt addictive lololo :downs:" they will just say that it's a gateway drug and stuff.
[QUOTE=Detective P;16255232]They're passing on the manly tradition of hunting and gathering to next of kin, probably because they're dying. If you do badly, they'll probably kill you and eat you and try for your brother next.[/QUOTE]
I got it easy being the only son in my family :smug:
It's an initiation ceremony.
Is the OP dead and or raped yet?
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16255726]Still, even if you were blind the voice of your mother screaming out something like "Oh :Instert fathers name here:" will never escape your mind.[/QUOTE]
dohohoho i've had to put up with hearing that
[b]scarred for fucking life[/b]
they want to give you the fun of fishing, and they'll prepare the fish for dinner.
Maybe they just want there little son to be active more :) and its probably fun to watch you catch fish ect.
Its an intervention about your drug use.
"I'm bored, gonna smoke some more weed soon."
"I just took some oxycodone, that's some nice pills. :) 22.5 MG of it."
"They make me feel gooooooood, it makes you warm and euphoric."
You guys were all wrong about the drug intervention, it was a fishing trip... For real... My family really did just watch... [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-geno.gif[/img] I just came back from fishing for about 3 hours, caught about 6, 2-3 pound fish.
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Total anti climax.
I read the thread title as "So I'm going to be tested by my family with fis[B]t[/B]ing..."
That would have been quite disturbing.
Anyway, nice to see your fisting trip went well!
[QUOTE=PrismatexV6;16262043]I read the thread title as "So I'm going to be tested by my family with fis[B]t[/B]ing..."
That would have been quite disturbing.
Anyway, nice to see your fisting trip went well![/QUOTE]
:)
buy them a license?
[QUOTE=johan svensk;16262104]buy them a license?[/QUOTE]
Quite late my dear sir.
Well that's nice, isn't it? They just sat there, looking at you... Masturbating to their own son...
[B]OH GOD GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD![/B] [highlight]GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!![/highlight]
[QUOTE=8BitLord;16261999]Total anti climax.[/QUOTE]
That's what she said :smug:
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;16262307]That's what she said :smug:[/QUOTE]
Total idiot post.
:smug:
Well I have to say, that's quite a strange situation, can't you at least coax someone to come into the boat with you, that way you don't have to row hehe
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Oh, Woops I'm a little late.
Maybe you have a terminal illness they haven't told you about yet.
What kind of fish did you catch? Did you keep any?
And goddamn, way to think your family is trying to deceive you.
See what their reaction is if you refuse to do it.
If it's anything really big then you'll know.
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