Banned from Local Theater for 2 Months, what should I do?
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[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37967973]That's a good idea, actually. My German accent is good, and I can just wear a hat to cover my hair.
My only problem is my beard. I've grown attached to it, like it's an extension of myself, and if it is shaved, I shall be forever shamed.[/QUOTE]
Quick question about your beard then. Is it a full blown beard?
A suggestion is to shave it into a style that doesn't resemble the one you have. I was unshaven for about 2 months before yesturday and now I'm rocking thick handle bars and the difference is noticable.
Think of it as... going a couple of notches up the badass meter, might help you cope. Otherwise you've pretty much got one chance and if you stuff up they'll be alert and might even extend the banning.
I know a good website with tons of movies, but I'd probably be banned for warez if I posted it.
What happened? Did you dress up as Joker, like James Holmes? Silly.
1st poster is right, masturbate.
This reminds me that I need to go to a theatre again. Havent been to one for years thanks to blu ray and full hd tvs.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37967605]It's not that, I'm just wondering what to do if the ban lasts longer then 2 months. I've been waiting for the Hobbit to come out, and the manager and I have had some.... "provocations" (fights) outside of the theater before. The other movies can go fuck themselves, I just care about the Hobbit.[/QUOTE]
Kids sitting in the cinema don't need to be subjected to some raving drunkard throwing up on himself and shouting at them. They were probably terrified.
[QUOTE=elevate;37967491]haha ur really funni[/QUOTE]
Oh be quiet! You do it too! :v:
[QUOTE=jechtman;37968057]Quick question about your beard then. Is it a full blown beard?
A suggestion is to shave it into a style that doesn't resemble the one you have. I was unshaven for about 2 months before yesturday and now I'm rocking thick handle bars and the difference is noticable.
Think of it as... going a couple of notches up the badass meter, might help you cope. Otherwise you've pretty much got one chance and if you stuff up they'll be alert and might even extend the banning.[/QUOTE]
It's full, well kept, and groomed daily.
sneak in and bring your own popcorn
oh and you should wear one of these while you do it
[img]http://goldencalftoys.com/showyourwork/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/disguise1.jpg[/img]
Yeah they're gunna have no fucking clue who you are. It's bulletproof.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;37976312]sneak in and bring your own popcorn
oh and you should wear one of these while you do it
[img]http://goldencalftoys.com/showyourwork/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/disguise1.jpg[/img]
Yeah they're gunna have no fucking clue who you are. It's bulletproof.[/QUOTE]
FUCKING BULLETPROOF PLAN, MATE!
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[QUOTE=SABS001;37973711]What happened? Did you dress up as Joker, like James Holmes? Silly.
1st poster is right, masturbate.[/QUOTE]
Read my earlier post, you cretin.
Do a James Holms.
Um...it's just a theater. The worst being barred from it could do is cause an awkward moment if your gf/bf/wife/husband wants to go to the theater with you.
Turn your house into a better movie theater than theirs.
They'll envy you and see the error of their ways.
I work at a movie theatre. Come to mine and I'll letchu in fo' free.
Bring the theater to you!
[QUOTE=lolz3;37977576]Do a James Holms.[/QUOTE]
I'm not lowering to that level of cowardice.
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[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37977602]Um...it's just a theater. The worst being barred from it could do is cause an awkward moment if your gf/bf/wife/husband wants to go to the theater with you.[/QUOTE]
My only other problem would be if my Girlfriend wants to go to the movies. So I have to pick between a disguise, or driving for thirty minutes.
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[QUOTE=Chubbles;37977820]I work at a movie theatre. Come to mine and I'll letchu in fo' free.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, mate, but I'm not sure which state you live in.
Georgia!
Here's what you do
get one of your mates to watch the movie with you. Ask them, when there's no ushers around, to open the back exit for you (assuming, of course, there's not a fire alarm on it)
[QUOTE=BFG9000;37978091]Ask them, when there's no ushers around, to open the back exit for you[/QUOTE]
He's already been banned, if they catch him being fucked there he'll probably get arrested.
[QUOTE=Chubbles;37977956]Georgia![/QUOTE]
Hell, to far.
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[QUOTE=jaykray;37978107]He's already been banned, if they catch him being fucked there he'll probably get arrested.[/QUOTE]
If they catch me being whated?
Gain 40 pounds and walk in with a hat on and a coat.
Do yourself a favor, go to the theater and apologize for being such a gigantic moron. Write a hand written apology for acting like a child, and humble your stupid ass in front of the manager for being such a complete douche.
sue the movie theater owner.
get drunk.
walk in movie theater drunk again.
get banned again.
repeat.
then you will become rich and you de$erve it.
grow a mustache
embrace a new religion
move to a different country
assume a new identity
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;37978179]Do yourself a favor, go to the theater and apologize for being such a gigantic moron. Write a hand written apology for acting like a child, and humble your stupid ass in front of the manager for being such a complete douche.[/QUOTE]
Sent a written apology.
Manager thinks I'm joking and is threatening to ban me for longer.
do it again but enclose an extra :20bux:
that might change his mind
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37978429]Sent a written apology.
Manager thinks I'm joking and is threatening to ban me for longer.[/QUOTE]
Do it in person. Go to the box office and ask to see the manager to apologize to his face or at least call so he knows you're sincere.
I remember a couple years back someone was banned from their local McDonalds for "taking too many napkins." After getting advice from FPers he went back to the McDonalds, ran inside and stole all the napkins he could before running off. This earned him the title, "Napkin Thief." Mind you this was before you could buy titles and they had to be given to you by a moderator.
You should learn from this and do something similar. You should run into that local theater and vomit everywhere before running away.
Shoot it up. pop pop pop watchin mothafuckas drop
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;37979044]I remember a couple years back someone was banned from their local McDonalds for "taking too many napkins." After getting advice from FPers he went back to the McDonalds, ran inside and stole all the napkins he could before running off. This earned him the title, "Napkin Thief." Mind you this was before you could buy titles and they had to be given to you by a moderator.
You should learn from this and do something similar. You should run into that local theater and vomit everywhere before running away.[/QUOTE]
I'm trying Doomkiwi's suggestion. If it doesn't work, I'm gonna make a Tums and Pepto Bismol shake and do that.
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He still think's I'm joking, and he's added on an extra month. That's it, tomorrow,I'm gonna teach this fuck a lesson.
Moustacheman! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
and then we never hear from him again.
R.I.P. Moustacheman, Scottish-American, 1989-2012.
he fought the law and the law won
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