Banned from Local Theater for 2 Months, what should I do?
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[QUOTE=Disotrtion;37979543]Moustacheman! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
and then we never hear from him again.
R.I.P. Moustacheman, Scottish-American, 1989-2012.
he fought the law and the law won[/QUOTE]
I'm just gonna do what Spasticpinoy suggested, why would they try to kill me?
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37979699]I'm just gonna do what Spasticpinoy suggested, why would they try to kill me?[/QUOTE]
how are you going to induce vomiting
more importantly, enough vomit to cover the place in it.
How long can you stay awake?
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[QUOTE=endorphinsam;37979777]how are you going to induce vomiting
more importantly, enough vomit to cover the place in it.[/QUOTE]
Basically, I found a pharmacy that sells a vomit equivalent to Laxatives. I'm gonna eat some Haggis (something I eat always before setting off on a revenge quest), eat some more random shite, drive to the theater, pop a couple Barfi-Os, and, Voila, Sweet revenge. I should be able to get back to you guys later, tomorrow afternoon, after it happens.
[editline]9th October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=makito;37979789]How long can you stay awake?
[url]http://rightxd.com/zzz[/url][/QUOTE]
Leave.
And is this a local, regional, national or global movie theatre company?
Regional+ you could send a complaint to a manager higher than him. Considering you sent three appoligies to him and he then LENGTHENED the ban, that would be the correct course of action.
Try and do this BEFORE you vomit over the theatre.
[QUOTE=jonjon1234;37986606]And
is this a local, regional, national or global movie theatre company?
Regional+ you could send a complaint to a manager higher than him. Considering you sent three appoligies to him and he then LENGTHENED the ban, that would be the correct course of action.
Try and do this BEFORE you vomit over the theatre.[/QUOTE]
It's a local, privatley owned theater. And even then, it's to late. I already took my revenge. I called in to work to tell Dan I was gonna be a little late, drove to the theater, and left the manager a special suprise on his desk before blowing chunks all over the lobby.
Just watch them on the TV and give zero damns. Theaters just aren't worth it IMO, the picture quality varies wildly and you have twats bopping the back of your seat all night.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37991199][B]I called in to work to tell Dan I was gonna be a little late, drove to the theater, and left the manager a special suprise on his desk before blowing chunks all over the lobby.[/B][/QUOTE]
I'll buy you a title, my good man.
[editline]11 October 2012[/editline]
Bought. You're gonna love it!
dude you might have an anger problem when it comes to that theatre, also how did you get to the theatre sauced up anyway
also sounds like you might have a slight drinking problem, just saying
Does he know you did it?
[QUOTE=Sableye;37993279]dude you might have an anger problem when it comes to that theatre, also how did you get to the theatre sauced up anyway
also sounds like you might have a slight drinking problem, just saying[/QUOTE]
The theater was built nearby a local bar me and my mates were at.
As for the drinking problem, I beat my friend at a drinking contest, and got a little cocky.
[editline]11th October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=BFG9000;37999086]Does he know you did it?[/QUOTE]
He does now.
[editline]11th October 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=MisterZombie;37993211]I'll buy you a title, my good man.
[editline]11 October 2012[/editline]
Bought. You're gonna love it![/QUOTE]
Thanks a ton, mate. I love it.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;38000424]He does now.[/QUOTE]
May he be in shame, may he be in pain, as he got owned by a Facepuncher, because, he got punched in the face, by a vomit.
Seriously. Nice job man!
[QUOTE=Swog;38000556]May he be in shame, may he be in pain, as he got owned by a Facepuncher, because, he got punched in the face, by a vomit.
Seriously. Nice job man![/QUOTE]
Thanks, mate.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;38000835]Thanks, mate.[/QUOTE]
Was it on the news?
[QUOTE=Swog;38001066]Was it on the news?[/QUOTE]
No, unfortunately not. I would have laughed pretty fucking hard, but since it was a privately owned place, and I don't live in the biggest town, it only wound up in the local news.
[QUOTE=Swog;38001066]Was it on the news?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;38001098][B]No, unfortunately not. [/B]I would have laughed pretty fucking hard, but since it was a privately owned place, and I don't live in the biggest town, [B]it only wound up in the local news.[/B][/QUOTE]
Isn't that technically still on the news? :eng101:
Now you must spread your work to all corners of the globe. No theater shall be safe from...The Vomit Vigilante!
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You have any proof that you did it? I'd take some balls and I don't think you got 'em.
[QUOTE=Burgervich;38002767]You have any proof that you did it? I'd take some balls and I don't think you got 'em.[/QUOTE]
There was a butthurt Aussie shouting at me from his office, and a couple of Irish lads watching and laughin' their asses off.
Not to mention, mate, that I had the balls to take a bullet in the shoulder in a backwater desert hellhole, I think I've got the balls to vomit on a theater.
Now shut your trap 'fore I vomit on you next.
[B]NEVER MESS WITH A MCCLOUD![/B]
[editline]11th October 2012[/editline]
In other words, I forgot to take pictures, and I was wearing my kilt anyways, so I didn't have any pockets to keep a camera in.
you said something about local news
You never heard my name, man. I did NOT give you that idea. Your formulated that ingenious idea in your head while you were black out drunk.
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;38004497]you said something about local news[/QUOTE]
Fuck, you're right, I should've tried to save the clip.
Wish I did, now, would've been hilarious.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;38004265]There was a butthurt Aussie shouting at me from his office, and a couple of Irish lads watching and laughin' their asses off.
Not to mention, mate, that I had the balls to take a bullet in the shoulder in a backwater desert hellhole, I think I've got the balls to vomit on a theater.
Now shut your trap 'fore I vomit on you next.
[B]NEVER MESS WITH A MCCLOUD![/B]
[editline]11th October 2012[/editline]
In other words, I forgot to take pictures, and I was wearing my kilt anyways, so I didn't have any pockets to keep a camera in.[/QUOTE]
I knew you where a Highlander did you win the Prize
I remember when i vomited in school, the drugs started to act up later than i expected. I wanted to vomit so i could escape school (the test i had that day), turns out, i vomited on the teachers shoes in front of the whole class... Biggest humiliation ever...
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37967567]My mate's and I are thinking about marching on the theater in our reenactment uniforms.[/QUOTE]
......what kind of reenactment uniforms?
[QUOTE=Angie^^;42859655]I remember when i vomited in school, the drugs started to act up later than i expected. I wanted to vomit so i could escape school (the test i had that day), turns out, i vomited on the teachers shoes in front of the whole class... Biggest humiliation ever...[/QUOTE]
You dug up a year old thread just to talk about how embarrassed you we're because you took drugs to make yourself vomit to avoid a test...?
Would they really even notice if you just stayed out for about a week then just came back? Or does that theater only get like 20 people a day?
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;42863124]You dug up a year old thread just to talk about how embarrassed you we're because you took drugs to make yourself vomit to avoid a test...?[/QUOTE]
Rly? A year old? Wow i didn't know lol... xD By 'drugs' i meant that pill the guy took to make himself vomit...
I know its dumb, but its still better to tell here than to tell my mom.
ediit: Again with the dumbs? wlow im on fire.
Wow i remember this thread.
I always wanted to post in this thread but no man has ever been brave enough to bring it back, until now.
Thanks guy.
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