I run like a girl the second I hear buzzing by my ears. I. Hate. Bee's.
When I read the thread title I was instantly reminded of Assassin's Creed and a guards voice appeared in my head and shouted "BEESASSIN!"
[QUOTE=kidkiller745;30195323]Movie name due to my retardedness?[/QUOTE]
The wicker man
I was taking a drink of pepsi and apparantly a group of bees were having a threesome in the soda can
it was my birthday too...
This, and my unreasonable Paranoia of Real life, is the reason i ALWAYS shake my clothes violently before wearing them.
In 5th grade I used to step on bees hanging out in the grass, and if they were still alive I'd pick them up by the wings and scare people with them.
Then I got stung and found out I'm allergic to bees.
Hanging clothes out to dry? I don't have to worry about bee assassins when I hang my clothes out to dry because my house has:
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Patio screens! :buddy:
(not my actual house but you get what I'm saying)
When I was an infant I was stung on the cock. fml
i love watching people freak the fuck out when a bee is flying around them.
ya you keep laughing :smith:
Just stand still. The more you panic, the more its gonna sting you.
Watching people when a bee is around is the best thing. They just start flailing from something you can't even see.
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Unlike these kids, they hang around bees and don't give a fuck.
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Wish I had those big enough balls to just chill by bees (no stereotypical pun intended).
I got something against those bee assholes.
While driving down the freeway at 70mph, a bee somehow lodged itself into my girlfriend's armpit and stung her. Imagine the girly horror screams while trying to keep a car steady. Next time you see one of em tell me and I'll lay upon them the terrible flicking finger of doom.
[QUOTE=Zovox;30196251]These:
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These:
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I got no problems with bumblebees or regular bees. I just fucking hate wasps. I repeat: [B][U]I. Fucking. Hate. Wasps.[/U][/B]
Once woke up with two of those on my face. Oddly enough I got this cold-blooded killing rage and just pinched them between my thumb and index, one in each hand. Splurt of their guts on my cheeks before they had the chance to sting. Motherfuckers got nothing.
Also, OP, it means war. Teach those fuckers that humans are quality warriors; They send an entire army and you take down hundreds before falling. If you ever survive you can brag how youve defeated complete armies [sp]of insects.[/sp]
Wasps, Yellow Jackets, Hornets, and those big black bumble bee's are just assholes, they don't do SHIT to the environment just piss us off and sting. Honey Bee's actually have a reason.
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I let these guys walk on my arms, they're so fluffy and cuddly. :3: They never sting either unless you cause them pain. Such sweet little cuddly stingies, yes you are.
Dunno about you guys but we these huge fuckers in Sweden
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:byodood:
I have actually never being bothered by bees even though I got stung when I was really small, they don't usually land on me anyway, they are busy with their flowers.
I got stung by bees twice
annoying little bastards
Say, you wouldn't happen to be part of the Flower Templars, would you? If so, Bumblebee Mualim probably sent one of his bee Assassin's after you. And whilst the attack failed, you still got Assassin's Bee'd.
As a joke, I once replaced all the snacks in a vending machine with bees. People would put in a buck twenty-five, expecting to receive a delicious treat, but instead they received thousands of bees.
It just goes to show that you should always expect the presence of bees; whether it be when hanging your clothes, buying snacks, or even getting a drink from the water fountain. Because the clothes, snacks, and water might actually be bees. Or under the influence of bees.
[QUOTE=Zovox;30196365]Dunno about you guys but we these huge fuckers in Sweden
[img]http://twos.blogg.se/images/2010/asian-giant-hornet1_89272130.jpg[/img]
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
They're like the heavy bombers of the Bee World
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[QUOTE=evilweazel;30197647]They're like the heavy bombers of the Bee World
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
[i]The Dam Busters[/i]
Why do people hate bees? They only sting you if they give you a reason to unlike wasps which sting you just for the fun of it. Plus without bees our planet would have major famine and probably kill a large proportion of wildlife and humans!
Bee's and Wasps are very rare here in Newfoundland, Being an island has its advantages.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;30197671]Bee's and Wasps are very rare here in Newfoundland, Being an island has its advantages.[/QUOTE]
Oh hi there newfie bro. You're the fifth one I've seen, I'm usually the only one.
I used to have wasps inside my chimney and my gutters though. The chimney was pretty bad because they were getting inside my house, but it also made it pretty easy to smoke them out and destroy the nest.
Op recruit some wasps, they only work for the highest bidder, and get them to kill those bees.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;30197671]Bee's and Wasps are very rare here in Newfoundland, Being an island has its advantages.[/QUOTE]
You're an island? Wow, the Earth's talking.
Im allergic to bee stings (the only fucking thing the whole entire world :argh:)
while wasps, im ok, they never attack me :3:
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