[QUOTE=Valdor;30194412]You say you are warning them but what you don't realize is that the bee was simply marking you as a target.
The swarm will be there by dawn.[/QUOTE]
They will blot out the sun. When they leave at evening it'll be a ghost down, one of many...
Yesterday, i was watching the one of the most epic lightning storms ever in my life, lightning every 5 second, the thunder of one lightning was so fucking loud, i wasn't scared at all, but then a bee started hovering over me and then i yelled, HOLY FUCK AAAH, and ran inside.
[QUOTE=Eltro102;30197762]Im allergic to bee stings (the only fucking thing the whole entire world :argh:)
while wasps, im ok, they never attack me :3:[/QUOTE]
I've never been stung by a wasp or anything else in the Aculeata family. But I don't like wasps.
I once threw a potato at a wasp's nest(don't know why, seems kind of stupid now). It upset them a bit, but I didn't get stung. Most of them were in a state of confusion, but one decided to try and sting me, fortunately I swatted it first.
The Swarm is near
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;30194650]I don't see why people hate bees
They're beneficial and they don't harm you unless you harm/threaten them
plus they're adorable :3:
[img]http://bees4communities.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bumblebee.jpg[/img]
look at it!
wasps and hornets on the other hand...[/QUOTE]
Looks cuddly :3:
I once saw a group of 100+ wasps attack a bee hive.
The ground looked like a hairy tiger afterwards.
Also a wasp bit me (not stung, bit) during the incident.
Then a few weeks later, more bees came and make another hive right next to the decimated one,
ignoring the thousands of dead bees on the ground.
The wasps came again, killed the bees, and left the dead bodies on the ground.
No more bees in that area, ever again.
[QUOTE=Zovox;30196365]Dunno about you guys but we these huge fuckers in Sweden
[img]http://twos.blogg.se/images/2010/asian-giant-hornet1_89272130.jpg[/img]
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
:gonk: worst nightmare right there.
[QUOTE=Zovox;30196365]Dunno about you guys but we these huge fuckers in Sweden
[img]http://twos.blogg.se/images/2010/asian-giant-hornet1_89272130.jpg[/img]
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, we do?! :gonk:
That was just the start. I'd advise you to hide in the shower with a can of raid and a flamethrower. You might actually have a chance against them
[QUOTE=Saren;30197935]Don't worry, bee happy.
[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1077541742_56b86634bc.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
:gonk:
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;30198093]Oh shit, we do?! :gonk:[/QUOTE]
The little Swedish flag underneath your post highlights how Doomed you are.
[QUOTE=Eltro102;30197993]I once saw a group of 100+ wasps attack a bee hive.
The ground looked like a hairy tiger afterwards.
Also a wasp bit me (not stung, bit) during the incident.
Then a few weeks later, more bees came and make another hive right next to the decimated one,
ignoring the thousands of dead bees on the ground.
The wasps came again, killed the bees, and left the dead bodies on the ground.
No more bees in that area, ever again.[/QUOTE]
A few weeks later and there were still dead Bee's on the ground? Why do I find this highly unlikely?
I hate wasps and yellow jackets on account of how aggressive they are. What I fucking hate is when you go in the shower and have nothing to protect yourself with and there are not one, but [b][i]9[/i][/b] yellow jackets [b][i]waiting[/i][/b] for you on the shower curtain.
FUUUUUU---
Even worse, they chased me back into my bedroom. However, I have the ultimate wasp killing implement. It's a small flip-flop with a large plastic handle attached to its heel. (It had a molded brand name, but that's worn away from years of use) That thing destroys wasps. They [i]disintegrate[/i].
[QUOTE=Nippyftl;30198261]A few weeks later and there were still dead Bee's on the ground? Why do I find this highly unlikely?[/QUOTE]
because a huge amount of birds and small mammals have insects as their man source of food and would have eaten them?
Fucking BEES. I can't count the times they've slipped through the screens on my doors and SOMEHOW appeared in my bedroom.
It's okay, though. I have a flyswatter.
What OP fails to realise is the assassin was not sent by the bees but by those who control the bees.
The pollenating flowers are coming gentlemen. It has been a privilege.
"she left the head out there to send a message to the other rats"
(kudos if you know where that's from)
[QUOTE=Shostakovich;30198510]I hate wasps and yellow jackets on account of how aggressive they are. What I fucking hate is when you go in the shower and have nothing to protect yourself with and there are not one, but [b][i]9[/i][/b] yellow jackets [b][i]waiting[/i][/b] for you on the shower curtain.
FUUUUUU---
Even worse, they chased me back into my bedroom. However, I have the ultimate wasp killing implement. It's a small flip-flop with a large plastic handle attached to its heel. (It had a molded brand name, but that's worn away from years of use) That thing destroys wasps. They [i]disintegrate[/i].[/QUOTE]
I imagined a naked man swinging his flip-flops around in the air screaming. :v:
Im alirgic oh fuck
Fucking Bee's.... there normally so nice and then out of the blue the little bastered will sting you !!!!
[QUOTE=David Tennant;30194583]I live in Leeds, England's northern major city.[/QUOTE]
You say that like Manchester doesn't exist. The top three are clearly London(S), Birmingham(M) and Manchester. (N)
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[QUOTE=Alcapwne;30198844]"she left the head out there to send a message to the other rats"
(kudos if you know where that's from)[/QUOTE]
Of mice and men? IDK.. but something about that rings a few bells.
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;30198093]Oh shit, we do?! :gonk:[/QUOTE]
Motherfucking bålgetingar :crying:
wait till a swarm of bees attack you tomorrow, after your doctor says you're fine...
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[QUOTE=Sabrina;30196322][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RGH_tPNzlyo/TViAKDgIV2I/AAAAAAAAAsk/Ws-JEEtd0iY/s1600/bumblebee.jpg[/IMG]
:love:
I let these guys walk on my arms, they're so fluffy and cuddly. :3: They never sting either unless you cause them pain. Such sweet little cuddly stingies, yes you are.[/QUOTE]
I had 10 of those on my hand once, i had some honey on my hand :3: they left after 20 minutes
[QUOTE='[Solar]Inferno;30197819']I've never been stung by a wasp or anything else in the Aculeata family. But I don't like wasps.
I once threw a potato at a wasp's nest(don't know why, seems kind of stupid now). It upset them a bit, but I didn't get stung. Most of them were in a state of confusion, but one decided to try and sting me, fortunately I swatted it first.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck, you gave them food and they reacted like that.
Goddamn ungrateful wasps.
Interestring tale OP.
[QUOTE=Biotic;30199923]I imagined a naked man swinging his flip-flops around in the air screaming. :v:[/QUOTE]
:ohdear: I don't want to hear about your strange fantasies. :mad:
Where i live in Sweden, we very rarely see bees.
Wasps and Hornets are quite rare aswell.
Bumble bees are everywhere during summer though, no problem with them.
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I fucking love pollen
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Bumblebee-2009-04-19-01.jpg/800px-Bumblebee-2009-04-19-01.jpg[/img]
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