I think Carpenter bees are pretty chill.
[img]http://www.calcoasttermite.com/carpenter-bee.jpg[/img]
They will almost never attack unless massively threatened. They are also pretty cute. We get them down here in Southern Utah and Arizona. They make nests in wood, hence the Carpenter in their name. If you ever see one of these in the air, throw a rock near it.
They chase any airborne objects. So funny to watch them fly after rocks with the speed of light.
Fuck, my bumbloid Assassin failed me...
Do not fret more will come from the queen.
I'm never putting clothes on again.
[editline]2nd June 2011[/editline]
Also, I happen to be insanely afraid of any insects, including bees, ever since I was with my friend, and he stepped on a beehive in a log. I didn't get a single sting, even though I ran slower, but it was so frightening with all these insects buzzing around your head.
My friend got stung bad, I guess I have a "debt to pay" now.
[QUOTE=BassB;30207374]whatcha thinking about[/QUOTE]
[b]MURDERING YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP[/b]
Draw him and quarter him! Scatter his remains across the 4 corners of London! And then ship his head to his leader wrapped in Baghdad cotton! You must never let this go! Be like the elephant and never forget........and never forgive! And then ride upon the back of a lion and crush their cities, laying all to waste!
I remember getting bitten on the neck after I left my shirt out. Good times :allears:.
A [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Scutigera_coleoptrata.JPG]house centipede[/url], or how we call them here "thousand leggers" fell on my face a few days ago. I was retrieving a fallen spoon when my hair got in my face, so I brushed it away and it fell to the floor and charged off.
Needless to say it was not my hair. It took me a few seconds to realize that one of those disgusting bastards was just on my face.
When I was... Gee about 7 or 8, I was barefoot outside in this big grassy area behind my house and a bee stung me on the top of my foot...
I couldn't put a sock or a shoe on that foot for a week because of that big painful bump... :smith:
Fuck nature, especially wasps/bees, spiders, and centipedes.
Exterminators are unsung heroes in my book.
I am terrified of any kind of bees, got my whole shirt filled with bees once and luckily only one stung me, on the fucking ear.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;30196322][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RGH_tPNzlyo/TViAKDgIV2I/AAAAAAAAAsk/Ws-JEEtd0iY/s1600/bumblebee.jpg[/IMG]
:love:
I let these guys walk on my arms, they're so fluffy and cuddly. :3: They never sting either unless you cause them pain. Such sweet little cuddly stingies, yes you are.[/QUOTE]
Nerves of steel.
If a FLY landed on me?
I'd go batshit insane as to "WHERE IS IT?! IS IT DEAD?!"
The idea of something crawling and creeping on my skin makes me shit bricks.
But something like a bee?!
:byodood:
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;30194650]I don't see why people hate bees
They're beneficial and they don't harm you unless you harm/threaten them
plus they're adorable :3:
[img]http://bees4communities.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/bumblebee.jpg[/img]
look at it!
wasps and hornets on the other hand...[/QUOTE]
Thats a bumble bee and instead of stinging and dying like most bees should, That motherfucker bites and doesn't stop.
[QUOTE=garychencool;30201229]wait till a swarm of bees attack you tomorrow, after your doctor says you're fine...
[editline]2nd June 2011[/editline]
I had 10 of those on my hand once, i had some honey on my hand :3: they left after 20 minutes[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
Edit: Wheat Bread man, get your buns outta here! You broke my automerge!
Go home... Before my toaster has to handle you.
I do not fear the likes of YOUR toaster :smug:
Wow, I was reading this thread, (I sit with the back against a window, and it is sunny today) when this giant shadow of a wasp, just hover directly at my couch, I almost shit myself.
Then I turn around and it's a tiny, puny little wasp..
[QUOTE=Detective P;30194483]Where I'm from, people don't put their clothes out to dry. We use these fancy new fangled devices called "clothes driers".
It's a good bee preventative, as they generally can't get into clothes, and get fried during the drying process. Burnt, charred insect corpses left on porch railings and on the inside of windows scares off any future intruders, as they look inside and see their comrades dried shells.[/QUOTE]
Where I'm from, we tend to not like big electricity bills since dryers use alot of electricity to generate heat, so when it's fuckin sunny we do some simple math(putting 2 and 2 togehter) and dry our clothes in a enviroment and pocket friendly way.
*needs more Oprah shouting BEES! while releasing them at her spectators*
You think a bee is bad?
My mom was about to iron my jumpsuit slacks when one of those huge black spiders came out of the pocket.
I shake my clothes ad towels all the time
The worst thing is fucking hopping out of a nice hot shower into a towel of a huge fucking scorpion with little scorpion babies on it's back
Fuck arizona :saddowns:
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;30195630]Hanging clothes out to dry? I don't have to worry about bee assassins when I hang my clothes out to dry because my house has:
[img]http://www.seabreezealuminum.com/img/pool-enclosure.png[/img]
Patio screens! :buddy:
(not my actual house but you get what I'm saying)[/QUOTE]
I don't care if it isn't yours it's a fucking gorgeous house and I want it
[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=bull04;30208197]I think Carpenter bees are pretty chill.
[img]http://www.calcoasttermite.com/carpenter-bee.jpg[/img]
They will almost never attack unless massively threatened. They are also pretty cute. We get them down here in Southern Utah and Arizona. They make nests in wood, hence the Carpenter in their name. If you ever see one of these in the air, throw a rock near it.
They chase any airborne objects. So funny to watch them fly after rocks with the speed of light.[/QUOTE]
I feel bad now. My dad used to hate those things because they'd destroy his woodwork.
One of my childhood memories was him going into the backyard with a wiffleball bat and knocking them out of the sky.
[QUOTE][b]They chase any airborne objects. So funny to watch them fly after rocks with the speed of light.[/b][/QUOTE]
Yeah, especially their dead brothers.
[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;30215711]Fuck nature, especially wasps/bees, spiders, and centipedes.
Exterminators are unsung heroes in my book.[/QUOTE]
True dat:
[IMG]http://jpowell.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/narniavid.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Wheat Bread Man;30221385]I do not fear the likes of YOUR toaster :smug:[/QUOTE]
Mr. Hot N Toasty... Get him.
*A giant toaster starts to pursue you*
[QUOTE=Beezleboss;30194397][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU[/media][/QUOTE]
I could see that coming from a mile away.
But bees are bros :buddy:
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;30226435]I could see that coming from a mile away.[/QUOTE]
The reason it's used so often in these threads is because its such a realistic documentary on the consequences of not shaking out your laundry after drying. Also, get Raid, lots of Raid.
[QUOTE=mynames2long;30227009]But bees are bros :buddy:[/QUOTE]
If that's the case then I burned 100+ bros a few weeks ago.
Drones don't sting, they don't have stingers.
eat it to gain it's powers
My dad used to slap bees to kill them and eat them to freak my sister out. I used to think it was disgusting, but apparently insects are a good source of protein
I hate wasps the most. They were extremely close to killing my Dad. He's allergic apparently.
One time I had a spider in my shirt.. :frown:
But me and BEES are pretty chill.. Wasp on the other hand, i scream like a bitch when I see them.
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